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>>83887325

Void of story.

Void of good acting.

It had good effects

why is there still shilling of this movie on /tv/? is there still money to be made?

Jimmy Neutron had some real good marketing going on. Something other 3d cartoons from Nickelodeon never had a chance at.

>>83888612
It also had the weird "reverse-decay" thing going for it.

Most 3D TV shows based off of movies turn out to be shit

Jimmy Neutron's movie was garbage but the show blew it out of the water

What are you talking about?

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Yeah. It's cold Norman, fuck yeah it is. Not warm, like that gas about to flow into the chamber I'm going to insert you into. Gas, Norman, into the chamber, Norman. Did I ever tell you about my grandfather Norman? He fought in WW2, but not how you're expecting. He was born in Germany 1917. Died in Berlin 1945. Spent 3 years working, Norman, working for the white man. Exterminating jews. He worked at Auschwitz for 3 years, filing Jews into their chambers, and filling their lungs with Zyklon B, like rats. My grandfather was always my inspiration; he's the reason I studied chemistry - I wanted to continue his great work, to purge the world of Jews. Norman, I found something out about you a few weeks ago, something you never told me. Your great grandmother, Norman. Born in Poland, fled to the US in her youth, running from the Nazi's, from my grandfather and his glorious retribution on behalf of his fellow whites. And now you're here, and it's cold.
This gas is not what you think it is. I studied my grandfather's work. His brilliance. And in 60 seconds the gas you will inhale will not grant you incredible powers, but incredible pain. Zyklon B, Norman, just how Hitler foresaw. I am here to finish what my grandfather started. Your great grandmother thought she escaped, but she didn't, Norman. This was always coming. It's all in the formula Norman, the original Zyklon B. Now your great-grandmother's going back. Back to formula.

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>The itsy bitsy goy climbed up the water spout. Down came the diversity and took the white male out.

How the hell was this accepted

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>>83887148

>>83887093
i like them french fried mashed pataters mmhmmmm

>www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrSpN-5Xf7Y

Life is like a box of chocolates

What the fuck was this movie even about? A little girl dies and Jet Li cries about it for 2 hours?

I agree, although I think Red Cliff deserves an honorable mention.

That was easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obnTAj8PFWQ

>actual form which shows pros and cons of each legendary chinese weapon.

>>83886894
do what pic related did and pretend to be one at the end.

>>83886894
by raping underage girls

>>83886894
go "AAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH" at them until they all kill each other

>>83886790
>romantic body horror
Does that even exist? I hope so

>>83886821
The Fly?

>>83886839
Yeah I guess it does exist then

>>83886776
>it comes at night

So do I, you know what I mean? Inside your mom bro.

>>83886776
I liked it but I understand why many did not. I was also unsatisfied with the ending

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>>83886776
>it comes at night
... me?

>>83886607

B r o w n B r i c ks

MOVE THE GLOW AROUND THE FREE IPAD

dvds were neat when they were new

What's a call boy?

>>83886507

I'd let her play with my newly registered firearm, if you know what I mean.

If by "call boy" you mean "guy who gets on his knees and licks her feet while he masturbates", then no I wouldn't.

>>83886209
*climbs his head off*

>>83886249
*invites Blockbuster to the sequel*

>>83886209
detailed psychological profiles on all of them. He was brought in later than the rest to make sure he doesn't get too attached. He was put in specifically because they knew he would be the first to escape so he could be blown up. He was a plant to show the rest she was serious about not escaping.

MFW 4D chess

Bad Moms is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I think women are retards or something

Probably some combination of them not being particularly relateable to me while also having a history of being shit

>>83886282
Oh it wasn't that bad, I chuckled a few times. There was some smart writing in there.

>>83886181
He had that jungle fever

but seriously I'm guessing that there will be flashbacks in season 2 that show he was a host all along.

>>83886181
In the script he was written to be a downie, but since these people can't act, they chose an actor of the race that most closely resembles downies - an asian.

Apparently he was written as having down syndrome in the script's first draft. Presumably those in casting thought an Asian was close enough.

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>bar fight starts
>a glass explodes on someone's head
>somebody gets thrown through a window

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>guy at bar starts talking a bunch of shit to a different guy
>guy walks up to him
>he shuts up
>guy he talked shit to doesn't beat the shit out of him RIGHT there

>bar fight scene
>chairs are made of popsicle sticks apparently

Has Snyder apologised for Batman v Superman yet

I was 6 when it came out and thought it was bonafide kino. He's got nothing to apologise for. Shouldn't even be watching capeshit if your much older than that.

>>83886046
fuck manchildrens tbqh batman & robin was pure fun back then, plus

>best bane
>the neon scenes
>alicia silverstone's ass
>hot uma

shame about george clooney, he's a smug idiot