>a 12 year old 100lbs girl kills trained mercenaries with ease.
Is Logan the most unrealistic capeshit?
look how skinny she is
less realistic than aliens attacking New York City and the world's economy not going into a global depression?
Like a twig
Films where animals act like people?
African American films!
Shadilay!
Bingo is Dog Kino
>>83957240
12 Years a Slave.
The boat scene at the end of two. Makes no sense, right?
>T-Rex is safely locked up in the cargo hold, and sedated
>Baby T-Rex is in Jurassic Park San Diego
>Boat is presumably deserted, and yet, they are all dead.
Who killed them? Well, you know what they say, to understand the future, you have to go back in time. Isn't it odd how the hand was bitten off and holding onto the steering wheel? And the body holding the hold controls? We've seen that before, somewhere.
Ellie Sattler, when she was going to restore power in the first one, a severed arm falls onto her, giving her a false sense of security. The raptors were always able to set traps with bodies, that wasn't something they just learned in the third one. In fact, their traps were more subtle in the beginning. The raptors actually had an understanding of human psychology, that they could manipulate Ellie, and now in the second movie, guide Malcom's attention to the bridge of the ship.
They knew humans would go for the bodies and the odd placement of limbs would unsettle them and cause them to think irrationally. They wanted that hold door open. But they couldn't do it themselves.
1) The T-Rex getting released at sea wouldn't work it would rock the boat and likely end up drowning.
2)The goal of the raptors is to evade detection. They could open doors themselves, of course, but they need a distraction to escape.
So their plan was to get all the heat away from the boat with the T-Rex and they can escape onto mainland in the meantime. And it worked. Clever plan, took me decades to decode it, but once I saw that severed arm in Jurassic Park 1, it all suddenly made sense. gg raptors but the jig is up.
and...AND if they released the T-Rex themselves, it would immediately just eat them, they needed the humans to serve as bait as well.
I knew this puzzle wasn't impossible to solve. Everyone wrote it off as a plothole but that's taking the easy way out. If you don't allow yourself to believe an answer exists, you will never discover it. Always remember to never give up.
I'll post this every day until you praise me for my intellect, I swear I will, I've done it before.
>>83957029
they explain it clearly in the first film-
they're intelligent. even problem solving intelligent.
From the newly-released Editor's Cut.
>Peter is Tempted by the Black Suit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOAcjxC0Y0Q
>Spider-Man Leaves the Daily Bugle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU4mfP2qJwU
>Peter Confronts Harry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EANk8O92t3Y
>Penny and the Sandcastle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwWVEQ1E1JU
>Peter Asks for Harry's Help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e67_l7OwKUM
Bonus
>"The Amazing Spider-Man" Deleted Scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUtbZ48YbEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaOR2GwKEmI
>"The Amazing Spider-Man 2" Deleted Scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F48MUMsngA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFBhVJW_GkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dagU_THDs_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc8yaUFBIa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvNLiwXIKos
"I'll pay my rent when you stop letting refugees through this damn door!"
Holy fuck. Borderline prophetic.
>>83956982
>You'll get your rent when you evict the niggers from next door!
I feel like both of those takes are a little extreme for their target audience.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>83956685
Mike because he didn't listen when Gadget told him to shut up
BUILDING BROWN BRICKS.
>>83956685
I've got a tougher one for you, OP.
Who was in the wrong HERE?
Who is the best female character on television or in movies?
And why is it Peggy Olson?
>>83956655
i would settle for her if you know what i am saying
Because she was a pioneer in the work place without being a Mary Sue
she looks like her breathe smells of tonsil stones and her vagina looks like chewed bubblegum. and you know that asshole is super hairy or has those shaved hair stumps that ride halfway down her ass cheeks
Action please Orson
mhahaahahaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6P1ifGjvEE
Someone should write a play about this. I wonder if Rich Evans in his lucas beard would make a good Orson.
>>83956648
He doezn't dew 'nythin?
Any other Magical Realism kinos I should watch? Other than Stranger Than Fiction, I've seen:
-Midnight in Paris
-To Rome, With Love
-Pan's Labyrinth
-Big Fish
Arguably the magic in the last two were completely imagined by characters and don't count, but I'm including them just in case.
Other than that, general MRG discussion
-Pedro Paramo
-El Llano en Llamas
-Macario
Now kindly piss off. This is the Donald Trump board.
>>83956652
>Posts Spanish language films
>claims to be part of the Trump board
You need to go back.
>>83956652
>all those mexican movies
you have to go back. Jose
>>83956271
Why is Rock such a manlet?
That has to be fake.
>>83956271
For all the time this has been posted, I'm surprised no one made a followup webm that shoes they're not supposed to be eye to eye
wtf, now I love girls who look like traps
>>83956253
i dont get why people criticize her looks so much. I mean, its not like Jimmy himself is Chad Mcthundercock, Hes not an ugly guy, but hes a down-on-his-luck manlet, it wouldnt be realistic to have his love interest a 10/10 sex goddess. Kim is just average enough to settle for jimmy and is just pretty enough to be a love interest. Jimmy mcgill is not Don Draper
>>83956253
wtf us up with her eyebrows
She has a rugged beauty.
Who was the best Moses?
>>83956192
Me, tbhq.
>>83956192
Heston, no contest.
Definitely not Heston, he's an evil pro gun republican.
What should I ruin next?
>>83956057
this thread
>>83956057
The Twilight Zone
Half Life / Portal
It's time to admit Spiderman 3 is an alright movie.
It was always alright. The problem is that Spiderman 1 and 2 were great films and the drop off from the 8/10 and 9/10 down to a 5/10 was painfully noticeable.
Yeah, but things like Spidey referring to Flint Marko as "the sandniggerman" every time was a bit too much
>>83956013
sure was.
The dance scene gets way too much hate. Its fucking hilarious.
Venom sucked though
>>83955993
who
>>83956038
my bad, thought i was on /tv/
Thinning hair
V.M. Varga rap album dropping when?
"My name is Varga and I'm here to say
There has to be a better way (to kill and rape Swango)
Bulimia and Bizness
V
Meticulous and ridiculous
Picture this
In Sy's cup I'll stick my dick
Throats get slit
While I sit
In my air conditioned semi whip
Christmas gifts for the kids
Nah, Mr. Stussy, this is now my shit
Dont trio, when I vomit on the carpet
I'm lawless and my schemes are flawless
Need some help? Better call quick
Yuri and memo they lickity split
Swango, nothin but a bitch
Sit back while I command this ship