i wanna ____ barbossa!
lick my cum off boobie of
>>83966106
know why hector felt the need to sacrifice himself in the most retarded and unnecessary way possible and leave us with this glib facsimile of a
Missoula Edition
https://pastebin.com/dQ4VEADX
one
one
nine
>>83966041
ONE
ONE
NINE
>>83966025
Tell me senpai, how will Coop regain his mentality? Will it be through the coffee at Twin Peaks or through meeting Gordon?
>American audiences
What are some other films that were dumbed down or changed because Americans can't be trusted to understand things?
>a kids book
>toodeep4u
Is this an autistic euro or a drink Aussie?
>they thought a book with "Philosopher" in the title wouldn't be marketable to children
This probably shouldn't be pinned on Americans, but rather, the stupidity of executives everywhere
>>83965984
>had to change the name of a book because an entire country of people were assumed to be too stupid to understand the word philosophers
Lmao. You sure showed me
SOME
ONE
A YOUNG BOY
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TIL James Gunn (Guardians of Galaxy) wrote scooby doo film
>“I had loved the character of Scooby-Doo since I was a kid and was excited at the prospect of making a live action film with 2002’s cutting CGI technology(!!),” recalls Gunn. “Yes, it was not exactly what we planned going out — I had written an edgier film geared toward older kids and adults, and the studio ended pushing it into an clean cut children’s film. And, yes, the rumors are true — the first cut was rated R by the MPAA, and the female stars’ cleavage was CGI’d away so as not to offend. But, you know, such is life. I had a lot of fun making this movie, regardless of all that. And I was also able to eat, buy a car, and a house because of it.”
http://ew.com/movies/2017/06/15/scooby-doo-r-rating/
and now shaggy is in jail for murdering a librarian
>>83965732
Don't care cunt.
I've seen that one on pornhub
I'm looking for movies where a hot black girl has sex with a white guy.
rise of the planet of the apes
Monster's Ball (2003)
Kentucky Fried Movie
>>83965582
The appropriate temperature.
>>83965582
NICE
>>83965582
THE FIRE RISES
I have $100,000 of my own money to spend on making a low-budget film.
What should I divide the assets on?
I'm thinking the priorities should be
>DP/cinematographer
>camera rental
>sound guy
>lighting
>actors
>location rentals
Thoughts? The screenplay is already written and I have the locations scouted out.
>>83965395
>I have $100,000 of my own money to spend on making a low-budget film.
No you don't.
Also all the crew you just listed should be the standard even if you have like a thousand bucks. You clearly don't even know what film production is, stop pretending.
>>83965395
see how much shit costs
make budget
hire someone who knows what hes doing
why would you ask here
>>83965450
I haven't made a film before, you fucking faggot. I invested in ethereum early and made insane returns, which I'm funding my movie with.
lol
/tv/ got fucking rekt
Someone photoshop the happy merchant
BLACKED
>>83965369
chekem
Why has there been no movie about the filmmaking genius that is Lloyd Kaufman?
>>83965285
Because he is not a genius and his movies are b-movie shlock garbage.
>>83965328
Not many people can do the movies he makes with the micro budgets he gets and the behind the scenes of productions are quite interesting
>>83965328
Tromeo and Juliet is better written and more entertaining than Guardians of the Galaxy.
What would Spider-man: homecoming have been like if it were directed by Raimi?
That's a good question my man
>>83965255
Tom Holland brutally murders the entire school, before ending his own life for being a homosexual
>>83965255
Is this movie gonna bomb /g/
The trailers look uninteresting and the movie lacks the scale and fanfare of a tentpole film like the previous sony spiderman films.
Try to brigade for feminism by shitting on Spielberg for not having female leads.
Get brigaded by feminists for forgetting Color Purple and ignoring women of color.
>>83965106
When will bitches stop bitching
Its more about 1 upping each others victim complex at this time.
>>83965106
https://www.yahoo.com/movies/elizabeth-banks-apologizes-forgetting-color-purple-steven-spielberg-231058691.html
Women in Film Awards
So, basically a circlejerk party based on genitals instead of talent
>Oprah, random nigresses
>women
What's next for Demi Moore?
Can you still see her working despite losing "sex symbol" status?
Going back to making out with teens for glasses of money
why the fuck would i worry about celeb cunts' carreers? i have my own problems
>>83964982
I'd suck 'em.
How tight do you think is the subconscious sexual grasp established directors have on young actresses?
The power imbalance and imposed authority has been proven to be an effective aphrodisiac. I'm not talking about casting couch type of deals here- just plain attraction.
>>83964902
Women are programmed to thank males with their body.
Love/commitment etc. is secondary in this regard.
His son is pretty beta watch the hand lol
post movies, im off work and want to watch some good ones today
>>83964883
Why does Klaus Kinski have a face that makes you want to punch his jaw out his face?
>>83965989
That's the case with all pedophiles.
Problem Child 2