ITT: Films that make you want to change the past
I WISHED I COULD SAVE HIM IN SOME SORT OF TIME MACHINE
>>83969035
This one too. They did a good job replicating Hitler's speaking abilities
>>83969035
Name me some modern action/martial art kino pls
I enjoyed The Raid films and Headshot was ok.
Banshee (tv series) was good, even though the sfx were subpar when they had them.
Chocolate, if you're a big fan of other martial arts movies. It's good, but basically "look, that's the moves from movie X!" as far as plot goes. Fuck, watch all Panna Ritikrai (RIP) choregraphed movies. They're all good.
The Rebel (Viet movie with based Johnny Nguyen)
Ip Man (a little too wire-fu for my personal taste, but there isn't too much of that in it)
Thai have usually good MA movies, but they like to put some aweful cgi scenes in them for some reason (not in the fights themselves, thankfully).
Vietnam doesn't have that many, and about half of them are average with good individual fight scenes, the other half are good.
Japan isn't good at them. Not recently, anyway.
Tom Yum Goong (aka The Protector)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHtpN0ypQuc
>>83969165
Based Panna.
This reminds me, his choragraphy saved the aweful superhero movie Mercury Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka6r3tBPI0c
Not his best work as far as fight scenes go, but with what he had to work with? It's a miracle it's even watchable.
he was pretty hardcore after all
what is his name again?
>>83968987
Dirty Harry?
LET ME DOWN EASY
This was pretty funny. Did anyone else check it out? Some good one liners
> life passed me by as if I was holding a clipboard and asking to talk about gay rights.
It was pretty good
>Gil's hair is like the Jonbenet Ramsey case. The more you look into it, the more questions you have...
Matthew Broderick just showed up to stand behind a door.
>Oliver Stone showed Putin Dr. Strangelove
do you think putin liked that kino?
why doesn't anyone watch the best documentary of this year so far?
>inb4 some retard will say that putin hacked our election
Putin ate my homework, I swear.
>tfw thought olly was dead
>>83968719
>putin indirectly mocking the american education meme
Just saw this. Loved it.
What's some other Asian zombie/disaster kino?
Your Name
Naruto
Sword Art Online
Fairy tail
Code Geass
Highschool dxd
Bleach
One Piece
Assassination Classroom
>>83968799
I should've clarified live action
>>83968701
I Am A Hero (Japanese, manga is better but the film does a remarkable job)
You need to take a fall
HELP
>>83968663
what if she knows judo?
This was so fucking bad
Why does America worship this utter cock?
We don't. His show is not very popular compared to someone like Colbert or Seth Meyers and the audience is paid to laugh because they do it every few words at the most awkward times.
>>83968652
You're just mad that he roasted you.
>>83968652
James cordon is big in America ffs.
All you have to have is an English accent and you can succeed in American television. Our cast offs are stars over there
>dude let's make an incoherent redundant coming of age flick but put in some cannibal stuff so all the edgy tumblr kids will love it LOL!
>>83968614
Pleb.
ITS FUCKING RAW
>>83968735
you are a pleb if you like this. You have been tricked by the filmmaker. She pretends to make a good film by just throwing shit at the screen but it amounts to nothing.
Not my tempo
>>83968545
This is also the best film made in the past three years.
>>83968564
Not quite my opinion
>>83968545
How do you achieve that 'marine corp dad' look?
wouldn't it make more sense for the two gay guys to make guy with normal penis fuck the guy(God) with huge penis, and not the other way around? This guy's asshole was probably destroyed
>>83968101
ur gay
>>83968101
normal guy is probably a total bottom and never tops
>>83968101
Bottoms generally want bigger cocks as it stimulates the prostate better and they like that feeling.
What was the relevance of that scene though?
What did Mike mean by this?
that he wants milky milks
>>83967859
Pretty sure he licked her feet in a comic way
>>83967916
>in a comic way
If you could turn back time and remake Alien Covenant into something else, what would you do with it?
It seems a lot of people feel like this movie ended up being something other than it should have been. What should've it been?
That scene was so fucking retarded
>>83967656
Prometheus 2
>>83967656
Since I first saw the trailer I'd been wishing it was just a movie about a bunch of colonists settling a new planet and dealing with problems unrelated to alien, and maybe finding mysterious artifacts culminating in a mysterious forerunner race.
So something more like castaway or Gilligan's island but with a sci-fi setting
>being this insecure
Where does Robert Downhere Jr buy his manlet shoes?
>>83968065
Manlets R Us
Your one stop manlet shop
hahah womanlet wtf
It's Arnold Vosloo's birthday
Post best Mummy
Cant believe my dumbass always thought he was the same actor who fucked Audrey in Twin Peaks. Anyway, Imhotep is my favorite villain ever so Happy Birthday
>>83967548
lol reminds me of this