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Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic. But if a man kills another man in the heat of passion it's called murder?

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Who the fuck is Sharpe?

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Uhhh I am Morty smith Uhh ask me anything

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Wait a second

How did Neo "know kung fu" in the first matrix but then get his ass kicked by IRL Smith in the 3rd?

Does he forget it once he leaves the matrix and returns to Zion, and if so why would have he said "I know kung-fu" after having it downloaded into his head, only to forget seconds after?

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Was it kino?

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I need to know if I imagined this.

So during the part in Pirates where Paul McCartney shows up, he tells this really bad joke. Something like "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop." And then an awkward pause. I swear I heard some guy guffawing in the distance. Was that actually a part of the movie or was that just some dude in my theater? I felt it was like the perfect summary of qu*ps. Just a single guy who thinks it's the most hilarious thing in the world.

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>sci fi show
>constant low hum in the background while on a spacecraft

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Are there any good shows or films about bears?
Things I am interested in:
>documentaries
>survival horror
>coming of age
Not interested in:
>animated bears
>romantic comedy

Thank you.

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Hey /tv/ it's friday night, were snug watching comfy horror movies and shows, and basically you should join us.

cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug
cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug
cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug

We got tons of good movies plus Goosebumps, Are you afraid of the dark, Tales from the Crypt, Beyond Belief, Twilight Zone, Tales from the Darkside, Eerie Indiana, and more ! We take recommendations and next votes.

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thoughts?

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Okay anon, top 5 answers on the board.
Name me a thin object you stick into a hole.

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So, apparently Baby Driver is actually kino. I'm trying to not be too hype for it so I'm not let down, but it's difficult when you see shit like this.

It's not like James Cameron saying "Genisys is going to be the best Terminator ever", I can actually believe this is an unpaid statement.

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>What did he mean by this?
>it ain't me starts playing
>*BRAP*
>Who was in the wrong here?
>Imagine being Arnold
>BANE?
>Watch it, Chrissy
>Was it kino?
>JUST
>What the fuck was her problem?
>is he dare I say it /ourguy/?
>now that the dust has settled
>what's this guy's name again?
>APOLOGIZE
>Was it autism?
>*blocks your path*
>"villains" who literally did nothing wrong
>What's her end game?
>DUDE REDUCTIVE MEME LMAO
>What went wrong?
>Who will play xir in the inevitable biopic?

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I'm high on cocaine give me some essential feels kino please /tv/

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Welcome to the Kino Spitoon, how patrician are ya?

Btw, if you try anything, my friend Robert will get you.