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You know what'ts so fucked about Nymphomaniac, as a black man?
She fucked countless strangers for fun, had competitions with her girlfriends about how much dick they can get in the shortest period of time, literally fuck a village worth of men by pretending her car as broken everyday. She was spanked with fucked up whips by a dom and orgasmed, while her child was cold and alone. But,
the height of her debauchery
the thing that crosses the line for her, the sexual climax of the film, her lowest point,
was when she ALMOST fucked a black guy
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>>83997987
well times are a changing.
but I think lars knew his audience very well
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Really heats up my gumbo
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never watched it. are there any good scenes to fap to?
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what are some essential Jessica Alba movies
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Killer Inside Me
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>>83997855
She's literally never been in a good movie. Watch the first two seasons of Dark Angel and call it a day.
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>>83997855
Sin City I guess
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Someone explain this movie to me. What was his fucking problem?
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>>83997653
1. fuck bitches
2. ????
3. profit
This was about step 2.
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It was a film about life. Life is shit, but has moments that make it worthwhile.
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>>83997914
Completely wrong
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hard modeno race or gender changing
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RDJ as James Madison
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>>83997582
Justin Bieber as Washington
Harry Styles as Ben Franklin
Ed Sheeran as John Adams
Shawn Mendes as James Madison
Zac Efron as Thomas Jefferson
Guest starring Russel Brand as King George III
With Taylor Swift as Martha Washington and Rihanna as Sally Hemings
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>>83997712
>no idris elba
get the fuck out
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Is he a good character?
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His dad pissed me off, fucking letting his wife give hand jobs to spiritualists. Fucking media normalizing this bullshit
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Reeeing like an angry child.
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>>83997730
u wot m8?
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What are some Cryptid Kino?
Anything worth watching?
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>>83997577
The Mothman Prophecies. It's not an excellent movie, but the mood and the background mystery make it worth watching it. It has a somewhat 'Lynchian' vibe to it, being reminiscent of Lost Highway and Fire Walk with Me.
However, it's more of a supernatural thriller than a cryptid one, so I don't know if that's what you're looking for.
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>>83997577
that one loch ness movie with Ted Danson
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>>83997577
Is that Barron Trump at the end of the road there?
What was her fucking problem?
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She thinks you're a pedo cunt, Jason.
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LYNCHED XDDD
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Polish people destroyed her
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This was kino
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alt-right racists lap this shit up because it's the only "comedy" that panders to their worldview.
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>>83997395
it truly was
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>>83997499
triggered pleb that hasn't taken the centrist pill (TM) yet due to his low IQ
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is /tv/ into classic films? I need some recommendations. I watched all movies with Steve McQueen and my waifu Audrey Hepburn and some Alain Delon movies. Pic related, Bullitt, Roman Holiday, How to steal a million and Purple Noon are my favorites. I am going to watch It's a wonderful life next.
Any recommendations?
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Kubrick's Spartacus is excellent, the peak of classic Hollywood historical epics I think.
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No point in recommending classics like Gone with the Wind so here's some less known that I liked
>30s
Baby Face
Ladies They Talk About
You Can't Take It with You
>40s
Black Narcissus
Christmas in Connecticut
Out of the Past
The Lady Eve
>50s
Where the Sidewalk Ends
No Man of Her Own
Sweet Smell of Success
Hobson's Choice
>60
Father Goose
The Miracle Worker
The Hustler
The Children's Hour
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>>83997719
thanks will check these out, do you know anything with old money richfags like high society or gatsby?
>>83997399
not my type of film
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>IM HOMER SIMPSON
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>>83997308
I'm ron burgundy?
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I'm Chuck Lambert.
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i'm max power
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Thoughts on this?
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Me and Mitch and the Terminal Bitch? It was alright.
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Me and Clint and the terminal Bint
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pretentious hipster garbage
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Was this the moment Twin Peaks jumped the shark?
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L Y N C H E D
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>>83997181https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2JrgmwWAF0
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Lynchfags will defend this Lmao
Nice to meet you, call 'em in
I could show you incredible friends
Maimen, Smee, Mosquito Man
Saw you there and I thought
Oh my God, look at that Bane
You look like you could fly on my next plane
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
New mask, no suit, no tie
I can read you like a magazine
Ain't it funny, as this plane flies
At least you can talk to me
So hey, you get to bring friends
I'm dying to see how my flight plan ends
Grab your friends and my hand
I can make the big guys good for a weekend
So we'll fly over Uzbekistan forever
Or the plane's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the crash was worth it, Bane
Got a long list of /tv/ posters
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause you know I got a flight plan
And your name is Bane
'Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll fly this plane too far
It'll leave you breathless
Cause you're a Fucking Retard
Got a long list of /tv/ posters
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I've got a flight plan baby
And I'll call 'em in
Let's fly, crystal skies
You've a lot of loyalty for a hired gun
Dr. Pavel's pretty lies
You're a crasher baby, This can't be happening
Hotheads, get out of here
Go back to LeReddit for a month
Wait the worst is yet to come, oh no
Falling, crashing, perfect storm
I can make this plane turn
I'm still in charge here
Keep you second guessing like
"Oh my God, CIA?"
"If I talk, can I stay on your plane?"
But I'm the Agent whose gonna make you leave
'Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like an daydream
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So we'll fly this plane forever
Or we're gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the crash was worth it, Bane
Got a long list of /tv/ posters
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause you know I love the flight plan
And you love the plane
'Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll fly this plane too far
It'll leave you breathless
Cause you're a Fucking Retard
Got a long list of /tv/ posters
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I've got a flight plan baby
And I'll call 'em in
Bane only wants friends he can torture
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn ya
Bane only wants friends he can torture
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn ya
So we'll fly this plane forever
Or we're gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the crash was worth it, Bane
Got a long list of /tv/ posters
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause you know I love the flight plan
And you love the plane
'Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll fly this plane too far
It'll leave you breathless
Cause you're a Fucking Retard
Got a long list of /tv/ posters
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I've got a flight plan baby
And your name is Bane.
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Heh
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you're a poetic guy
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I used to hate wonen and was a sexist before I watched this movie.
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>I'll never end up in the Amazon island and get snu-snu'd 24/7
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>>83997028
Diana is a cute and best gf.
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So you now love The Force Awakens?
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>We need an unsufferable, punchable cunt.
>Say no more
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>>83996922
Keep confusing her with Margo Martindale.
Almost want to write erotic fanfiction with them lezzing out
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>>83996922
>unsufferable
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>>83996922