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WUZ

Do bassmouths and liberals really think Gal Gadot is white?

>Superhero has a black sidekick

fuck this shit. At least Jimmy Olsen is still white.

/who/ will NOT DIE

>>84013651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuZMXbkp5WM

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RIP Bill

Something to do with them offering perks to celebrities and tax exemptions

they have like resorts and vacation spots with literal slaves tending to you. must be nice.

i thought hollywood was all jews. this doesn't make any sense

Danm you are a melodramatic faggot.

>>84013528
what emoji is the girl? and why does she get a body and the dude doesn't?

>>84013528
pop culture is already in a dark age. or do you think dabbing, youtube reaction videos and fidget spinners are high art?

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MOTHERLOVE
>A young man reconnects with his long-lost biological mother, and they develop romantic feelings for each other.

THE FALCON THIEF
>A man raised by falcons is deployed to sabotage a nuclear submarine, but things go haywire when its crew stumbles upon a society of humanoid amphibians created by the radiation of a sunken meteor, and the Falcon Thief falls in love with their princess.

THE ARTFUL DODGER
>A reporter joins forces with a renegade priest to uncover a secret code in "Oliver Twist" that leads to a secret treasure build in a maze-like underground city beneath Paris, which also harbors the only weapon that can destroy a ravenous monster that roams the sewers.

ODD FUTURE WOLF GANG
>A ex-Marine turned movie stuntman must step up to fight when terrorists seize control of the movie set he's working on.

THE THOUSAND DICKINGS OF GAYLORD FAGGOTSTEIN
>A man cruelly named Gaylord Faggotstein by his abusive father sets out to become the town's casanova, and in the process learns important lessons about tolerance from his best friend, a homosexual grizzly bear.

ROCKET MAN
>The crew of a spaceship on an dangerous voyage to Space to establish first contact with extraterrestrial lifeforms is targeted by a serial killer known as "Rocket Man", who murders his victims with a space axe, which is a regular axe when used in Space.

THE LAST BASTARD
>Zeus' last secret bastard son is a introverted geek. After being discovered, he is forced by the vengeful Hera to perform on new 12 labors, aided by a wisecracking street-smart oracle and an out-of-shape has-been Hercules, the dim-witted hero, forcing him to navigate the lives of the Olympians "after the fame", as they attempt to settle into the 21st century.

THIS
>A dysfunctional couple recovering from a traumatic incident is lured into a mysterious nightclub known as "This", where they embark on a mind-warping journey through the darkest corners of sexual deviancy.

>>84013538
>MOTHERLOVE
>A young man reconnects with his long-lost biological mother, and they develop romantic feelings for each other.
Literally Oedipus...
I like the first one though.

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THE BRONZE CONTINENT
>In a dystopian future, a government kill squad hunting down the undesirables from the "old world" begin questioning their mission.

SNAPSHOT
>A crime scene photographer becomes obsessed by the notion that a series of random, seemingly unconnected deaths dating back 15 years might be the work of an elusive serial killer.

THE LONELY SERVANTS
>In the 1920's, two lesbian movie stars seduce a introverted mechanic to kill the abusive husband of one of them, but the hitman proves to be far more dangerous than they imagine.

LIFE SUCKS
>An aspiring journalist breaks away for her Old Money" family and travels to New York City, where she struggles with an internship in a renowed magazine before gaining notoriety with a biting column exposing the numerous reasons why life sucks.

KID'S PLAY
>A pair of cartoon characters locked in a eternal Tom and Jerry-esque feud are accidentally transported to the real world, where their ongoing battle to destroy each other has increasingly gruesome and disturbing consequences to them and those who surround them.

HERO FOR HIRE
>Parallel dimensions begin collapsing into eachother due to an ancient multiversal alignment, and only a young woman harboring ancient powers can save creation. She is rescued by a gruff hero-for-hire, who must protect her from his doppelganger from another universe, a dangerous assassin hired by a shadowy organization to ensure the end of the world.

SITTING DUCKS
>During the Vietnam War, a young soldier from a squad of "sitting ducks" endures the hardships of a POW camp, while his comrades attempt to rescue him and, back in his hometown, his father struggles with the guilt of letting his son serve and the young man's girlfriend and best friend struggle with burgeoning romantic feelings for each other.

THE CHESSBOARD
>A professional thief and a wealthy businessman engage in a game of "real chess", using their closest associates as unwitting chesspieces in an elaborate game with deadly stakes.

>>84013405
>a month later he put the nurse in the wheelchair
does this mean Mel's father beat the shit out of a nurse

I wish I was Dan The Man

>>84013993
More like Dan the Son

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Travis Pickle

>>84013335
she is so hot

but it is and even less than that(and even younger) is considered acceptable

It might be accurate in what it shows, but it is not accurate on the whole, since it ends up glorifying Alexander rather than really delving into him as a man - his alcoholism, his bad treatment of old friends, and so on.

>>84013221
I really wish we got more films like this.

is troy worth a watch?

Wonder Woman
It Comes at Night
Get Out
On the Beach at Night Alone

>>84012934
This is the stuff I've liked so far (no order):

Claire's Camera
Ava
Twin Peaks: The Return
On the Beach at Night Alone
Song to Song
Streetscapes [Dialogue]
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
El mar la mar
Sleep Has Her House
Wonder Woman

Anyway, your list is terrible.

Power Rangers
The Lost City of Z
Lego Batman
It Comes at Night
Logan
Song to Song

Only things I've really enjoyed

>>84012926
I just hate people. I come here to remind myself how much shitty you all are.

lmao that movie is such a piece of shit

>>84012926
Barnes got what he deserved, right?

red pusy

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Raven

>>84013652
more on this pls

>>84012577
i'm excited for it! the force awakens left a lot of interesting threads to develop for a sequel and the director is fantastic

>>84012577

Luke is Snoke, there you go.

Snoke is Plageus, it's being covered up...
Rey will die at the end of the movie..
Kylo Ren will take her place as the main so called hero to take down Plageous with Luke,
Luke will train those like Finn and Poe to be the next jedis..
Oh and bonus leak, Maz Kantana is the same race as yoda and is his sister

At the end when we see the both capsules next to each other I thought to myself "they're not actually gonna pull the old switcharoo, are they?" and then they did. They went all out.
I ended up enjoying it for how crazy it was.

>implying it wasn't required for it to end with calvin somehow getting to earth

anything else just would have been an anti-climactic snoozefest

They couldn't just freeze it to death? Why it didn't froze outside the ISS?

But Big Joe! We ain't got no booze!

>>84012541
"We ain't got no booze!" SO GO FIND SOME! Do I have do everything on this board!

Which board has objectively the most negative waves?

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>caring about capeshit
>"Fucking normies, amirite"

>>84012421
>Meanwhille....
>>84013528

>>84012421
>five more years
Almost 30 years of continuous capeshit, huh? Not bad.