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>movie has aliens
>they're just pink, blue, or green humans
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REEEEEE WHY EVEN BOTHER HAVING ALIENS
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>>84019922
>space brothel
>she has 3 tits
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gimme another space beer, gleepglop
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>"But Uncle Ben, my friend Moshe is from Israel. He seems pretty right wing."
>"No peter, there are no good Jews."
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>Puts on black suit
>Becomes a menace to society
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Raimi got away with a lot of stuff now that I think about it
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>puts on suit
>becomes Spicslayer Man
Top kek Raimi
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Need a "Das Boot" recommendation. Please. 2017-06-18 02:21:59 Post No.84019786
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Need a "Das Boot" recommendation. Please.
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I want to buy a hard copy of the film. It's one of my favorite war movies, but one of the few I don't own a blu-ray or dvd of. Should I buy the blu-ray or stick with the dvd?
Also I've heard of some 6 hour version of the film. I've actually never seen this, but my god does that sound glorious. Can anyone give me more info on that, and where I can find it?
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>>84019786
bump
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>>84020855
thanks, not op actually
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>>84020961
not OP agian, just a great thread this one
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Why did they consider it to be gay to go down on a girl?
Virgin here. is that something I shouldn't look too keen to do if my time comes? Obviously you don't do it with one night stand types. but when are you allowed to do it? or should you only do it within marriage?
It's always kind of been my fetish when watching porn. never realise that only fags do that until they started some ballbusting about it on Sopranos
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https://youtu.be/z3Sy_ubx2p0?t=120
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*They* didnt, that was part of the joke, Tony and his generation. Tony went down on Carmella. It was just like an older more archaic thing Junior held onto from probably even before his time.
Anyway, women love it.
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Why the fuck would a fag even want to go down on a girl? Your whole post is retarded, kid.
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This movie is fucking amazing... I miss those nasty, filthy, gory and terribly funny italian horrors. What do you guys think about it?
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>>84019528
It was alright. The most enjoyment I get from 80's italian flicks are the post apoc shit.
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Loved it. I enjoyed how it show zero regard for the "normal " conventions of storytelling. Dario Argento's Suspiria and Inferno do the same thing, Demons certainly had more plot than both.
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Italian Horror was always a cut above the rest. The worst, cheapest piece of shit from them is still fucking gold as filmmaking.fascism was good for film as an art
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>you will never be the next Marlon Brando
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>>84019375
>BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>>84019375
why don't you just shit on my face?
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>>84019375
I have the same IQ
They really couldn't have given this poor bastard something better than a wheelchair that could only beep once for 'yes' and two for 'no'? What a cruel joke.
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>>84019371
wasn't he just pretending?
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>>84019371
thats the point. theyre still really pissed at him for all the shit that went wrong on Talos
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>>84019371
>can't even ask for death
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Where did guys like Clooney and Affleck go wrong in their portrayals of the Batman? What was it about West and Keaton that allowed them to succeed?
It can't all be about bad direction. What did they fundamentally misunderstand about the character?
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>Clooney's batman
>bad
one day this meme will rightfully die
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>>84019290
What about Val Kilmer Batman?
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holy shit was this shit evil, I'm deadly afraid that I will lose my mind at some point so it was extra scary
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>>84018994
That reddit faggot deserved so much worse.
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>>84018994
pretty scary concept, pretty well executed too.
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>>84018994
I've seen all the Black Mirror episodes up to this point, but I had to stop here. Haven't picked it back up in several months. I know I will, but this episode really fucked me up for some time.
MOM MOM MOM MOM
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RDJ has invested millions into shoe-heightening technology
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what are those short/pants called?
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>>84018721
>maybe if I dress like a retard nobody will notice my manletboots
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>>84018721
>hair spiked up to increase height
>head tilted up to increase height
>pants too short to increase apparent height
>jumbo heels to increase height
Shit, he really is insecure
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What makes a great vampire?
>powers/abilities
>weakness
>motivation
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no one gives a shit about vampires
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>>84018159
Vampire hunters do.
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Weakness and motivation like you said.
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"Normal Lynch" >>> Surreal Lynch. It's sad that he has a hard on for being quirky.
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>Blue Velvet
>normal
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>>84017872
Blue Velvet and Elephant Man shit on Mullholand Drive and Inland Empire
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>>84017888
Normal as in not surreal. Everything in Blue Velvet was grounded in reality. I have no issue with Surrealism but Lynch goes overboard.
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Is Marvel, dare I say it, finished?Joking aside, I absolutely loved this movie.
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A better Marvel than Marvels but a lesser DC than DCs.
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>>84017855
this was not a DC movie, it has Marvel all over the place, which is why i hated it
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Any good rips yet? China got this movie right, Korea?
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"I did your job once. I was good at it." 2017-06-18 01:05:00 Post No.84017814
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"I did your job once. I was good at it." 2017-06-18 01:05:00 Post No.84017814
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"I did your job once. I was good at it."
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Will Bladerunner 2049 outclass the original /tv/?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCcx85zbxz4
I personally think Harrison Ford looks GOAT in this compared to The Force Awakens or Kingdom of Shit Skulls.
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Just when you think Hollywood couldn't be more creatively bankrupt, they make a Blade Runner sequel no one asked for that looks generic as all hell. Can't wait for them to reveal that Deckard is a replicant and ruin the ambiguity of the first film, oh boy!
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>>84017814
no it wont, at best it will be pretty good but nothing modern jew wood produces will match blade runner
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>>84017868
>Just when you think Hollywood couldn't be more creatively bankrupt
RIGHT? Geeez.
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I didn't even know this was a movie 2017-06-18 01:01:03 Post No.84017722
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I didn't even know this was a movie
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Probably going to check it out anyway....but is it a piece of shit, /tv/?
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>written and directed by Shane Black
It's probably good, actually.
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It was pretty much the best under the radar movie of last year. Crowe and Gosling have great chemistry. It's a fun movie and the best buddy movie in years.
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It is shit in no way whatsoever.