What the FUCK was their problem?
MY KID COULDA GOT KILLED
>>84022677
MY STEAK COULDA GOT GRILLED
ITT: Leafs only
>EVERYONE LOOOOVES MARINELAND
first thing I ever jerked off to was elisha in a bathing suit on PMK
we used to have whales here in .vancouver. Chinamen keep killing them by throwing coins and garbage in the tank, killed a babby beluga recently
>>84022460
>used to
Do they not have whales at the Vancouver Aquarium anymore?
I know you guys only talk about flicks but this was pretty good. Lots of feels at the end
I enjoyed it, too.
Mediocre actress, mediocre looks.
i had a lot of penis feels watching sersh pooping and farting
This distopic sci-fi dramatic thriller is unironiclly kino, why do you watch nonsense like sense 8 and 13 Reasons Why instead of this?
I was seconds away from making almost this exact same post...what the fuck?
Reminder that he's done nothing wrong.
We talked about it all the time when there were new episodes to be watched.
/tv/ was wrong once again.
https://mobile.twitter.com/DanielRPK
>villain was meh
Literally best part of most capeshit is the villain.
Most poorly received capeshit can be attributed to the villain being shit.
>>84021465
That's objectively wrong. "Daredevil" was poorly-received and both Michael Clarke Duncan and Colin Farrell were kino in that.
Yeah but the directors cut is kino.
Although I'll concede that Colin Farrell was all out.
Where's my drink?
>>84020792
Knock it the fuck off anon.
here you go!
>WELL THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE
Is there a more Sponge-Kino moment?
I quote it weekly.
Johnny Depp spent $3 million to blast Hunter Thompson’s ashes out of a cannon. He spent $18 million on an 150-foot yacht. He spent $4 million on a failed record label. He spent $30,000 a month on wine, $200,000 a month on private planes, $150,000 a month on round-the-clock security, and $300,000 a month to maintain a staff of 40 people.
All of these expenses — contained in a blistering countersuit filed Tuesday by Depp’s ex-managers — led him to the brink of financial ruin, the suit alleges.
The suit comes in response to Depp’s own lawsuit on Jan. 13, which accused the Management Group (TMG) of defrauding him out of tens of millions of dollars. Depp alleged that TMG had mismanaged his finances, took out loans without his approval, and hidden the parlous state of his affairs from him.
Depp claimed that he only realized the gravity of the situation when TMG advised him to sell a large piece of property in France to pay his debts. He ultimately fired TMG and hired a new manager, at which point he alleged that the misconduct came to light.
However, TMG alleges in its countersuit that Depp was kept fully informed that he was spending more than he was taking in.
“Depp often responded by rebuking and cursing his business managers for issuing such warnings and advice, while increasing his extravagant lifestyle and spending, and demanding that his business managers find some way to pay for it all,” TMG alleges. “Depp, and Depp alone, is fully responsible for any financial turmoil he finds himself in today. He has refused to live within his means, despite the best efforts of TMG and the repeated warnings about his financial condition from TMG and his other advisors.”
>>84020491
What, PRAY TELL, has this information to do with Johnny Depp's roles or career?
>>84020491
Damn it Johnny, I know you like Brando, but that doesn't mean you should go full Brando in your personal life...
>spent $3 million to blast Hunter Thompson’s ashes out of a cannon.
Worth it, though. Guess Hunter fucked up his own money management (no surprise there) or his family didn't want to spend on the cannon funeral.
>>84020561
It is about his career
Post what you have
VIr died
>>84019888
Childhood is siding with the boys.
Adulthood is realizing Lois was always right.
Why were they so poor?
Hal had like some management job, you'd think it'd pay halfway decent.
>>84018644
umm, no, that woman is fucking crazy
Society is not worth saving.
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Gettin' awful spoopy in here
>>84018457
Folks we're queueing up theDebby Ryanepisode of The Haunting Hour, you're gonna wanna get in here
>tfw no 60s-70s Morticia gf
There are several different types of zombies in film and TV.
1. Speedy-screamy zombies. They are fast, they are mean, they are noisy. A shot to the head drops them fine though.
Examples: World War Z
2. Talkative, fast, unkillable zombies who hunger for brains. The good news is that it is harder to become one of these zombies, a chemical spill or soaking a corpse with diluted chemicals are pretty much the only way.
Example: Return of the living Dead series
3. Slow, quiet, devourers. They are easy to outrun, easy to destroy, but you will absolutely become one when you die unless your brain is destroyed.
Examples: Night of the Living Dead
4. Haitian voodoo zombie. A corpse resurrected to act as the slave for a medicine man.
Example: The Serpent and the Rainbow
I think the quiet zombies are the scariest because they rely on you fucking up to get you. And you will fuck up eventually.
>>84017862
And like a moron I forgot to ask my question.
What type of zombie is the most terrifying to you, /tv/?
>>84017886
Fast screemy or Haitian.
The fast one for sure. The slow ones you can always just run from. And even if you have to fight them, you possibly can. The fast ones are unfightable if there are too many of them.
he leaves ole billy out to dry. is this interview extremely awkward or am i crazy?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywPJvEbNu-Q&ebc=ANyPxKqe_MAorkTUVxrlycuPP7JCjC0jFVBx4SWd1Or-8JAsjthd25ltZSdiLHFp3giU4yY6oifuTN9ayNoI9fdBSOHuHpdzdA
>>84017617
That's fuckin brutal.
bill's a little too redpilled to be act like the usual trained monkey they interview on these shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L8GLCYKaTI
No Poorfags Allowed Edition.
What is Zelda was a girl?
my tv died bros back in november. You think id get another after like she wasnt my gurl then ur crazy
>funkoshit
You deserve to be bullied
So, what's /tv/ consensus on the series?
fuck drumpf and fuck white people
>>84015655
Documentary kino
>>84015655
>that scene where Putin watches Dr Strangelove and Stone gives him the movie as a gift put forgets to put the disc back in the case beforehand
10/10
>female character starts explaining difficult scientific concepts to other characters
>>84014332
>Nerdy character explaining 3rd-grade science concepts
>"IN ENGLISH, DOC!"
>>84014332
t. virgin male, most likely in late 20s
>Female character
>Doesn't spend the whole movie making insults disguised as compliments at all the women she thinks are prettier than her