In Space, Optimus Prime is captured by the sorceress Quintessa, the firstborn and lifegiver of the Transformers, and brainwashed into becoming her servant.
On Earth, Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) and the Autobots are being hunted down by the Transformers Response Force, a paramilitary team led by Colonel William Lennox (Josh Duhamel). Cade and Bumblebee rescue street orphan Izabella (Isabella Moner), a skilled mechanic who lives in the ruins of Chicago after her parents' death, and welcome her into their family. Cade and his assistant Jimmy (Jerrod Carmichel) live in an abandoned scrapyard with the Autobots and the Dinobots. Izabella sets out to repair Bumblebee's damage vocal processors.
At the behest of his superiors, Lennox approaches Megatron to help the TRF kill the Autobots in exchange for a new team of Decepticons. Meanwhile, Sir Edmund Burton (Anthony Hopkins) learns of Optimus' impending arrival and sends his servant Cogman to locate Cade.
TRF and the Decepticons attack the junkyard, but Cade, Izabella and Jimmy escape while the Autobots figh the Decepticons. Cogman rescues them and urges Cade and Bumblebee to join him. Cade leaves Izabella under the protection of Drift, Hound and Crosshairs and departs.
At Burton's estate, Cade meets historian Vivian Wembley (Laura Haddock), the last blood descendant of the wizard Merlin (Stanley Tucci), and her guardian Hot Rod, Bumblebee's old brother-in-arms. Cade learns that he is the Last Knight prophecized to wield the mystic sword Excalibur in humanity's darkest hour.
Burton reveals that Merlin's staff was a cybertronian device bestowed to him by the Knights of Cybertron, Quintessa's former servants who betrayed her to protect humanity and helped King Arthur build Camelot. Optimus is the last of their kind and is returning to Earth to reclaim the staff and destroy Earth in order to restore his homeworld Cybertron. Cade and Vivian must find it first.
The group is ambushed by the TRF and Cade, Vivian and Bumblebee are separated from Burton, Cogman and Hot Rod and forced to continue on their own. Megatron learns about the staff and becomes determined to retrieve it to conquer Earth.
Cade, Vivian and Bumblebee locate the staff in a sunken spaceship, where they also find the Knights of Cybertron. Optimus arrives and confronts them, but is then attacked by Megatron, who ultimately retreats, and then Bumblebee, who breaks Quintessa's spell over Optimus with his voice.
Quintessa arrives and uses the staff to make the ruins of Cybertron assimilate Earth. Cade finds Excalibur and revives the Knights of Cybertron, while Lennox and his men join forces with the arriving Autobots to save the world.
Quintessa unleashes her enforcers, the Infernicons, who combine to become the monstrous Infernocus. The Knights of Cybertron forgive Optimus and combine to form Dragonstorm. Optimus rides him into battle and slays Infernocus, but both Quintessa and Megatron escape. Cade destroys the staff, while Lennox orders a nuclear strike on Cybertron, destroying it once and for all.
Optimus reunites with the Autobots, and they are pardoned by the government. Cade and Vivian fall in love and leave with Izabella to find Cade's daughter Tessa Yeager (Nicola Peltz), who had to go into hiding. Megatron vows revenge against them.
In an after-credits scene, Quintessa adopts a human form and moves forward with her plan to awaken Unicron, who lies dormant at the core of the Earth.
Movie was fucking shit btw some of this is wrong but most of it is true
Sound about right for a transformers movie.
>we must get this artefact to save Earth before Megatron finds it
I guarantee a 30% or less on RT. The ending sounds cool though
5 Transformers movies in, and still no hot fembots. What the hell Michael Bay?
the hot fembot was literally the only memorable part of the second one
>Muh Arcee
>Muh Arachnia
We won't see hot fembots. Reboot: necessary.
>>84093677
Fpbp
>You gonna watch the second season of my show right anon?
Yes
>>84093443
>>84093792
Brits really do age like milk.
>>84093823
She is only 13.
Yurofag here recently moved to the Americas. I love movies and was excited to see how cinemas (or "theatres") in America are compared to where I'm from. I was shocked at just how shitty they were. Have gone to 5 different ones, both Cinemark and AMC chains and there are always the same issues.
>literally no staff at Cinemarks, just machines. may as well go in without paying for anything
>filthy and retarded staff at AMC that don't know how to function shit. also they don't check tickets
>AMC has a downright broken website and app, have to basically buy tickets from 3rd party if there's reserved seating
>30 minutes of trailers at showtime and 30 minutes more beforehand. somehow they brag about it as if it's special?
In addition I've gone to movies on release date, weekends, and mornings and they are always empty. I guess with all the bullshit people just got fed up? What is with the industry here?
>>84093218
fug i noticed i basically called AMC staff filthy. meant to say their cinemas are filthy. always spilled popcorn somewhere or dirty soda machines
welcome to America theaters op. I imagine IMAX is pretty clean but I've never been.
>>84093266
It's been a bad May in terms of movies and it's custom to throw your popcorn and drinks all over the floors and seats when you don't like a movie. Can't blame the staff.
Chuck elecrocutes himself
>>84092950
nah bro the episode's called "lantern" he's gonna burn the house down
gripping television
Are you sad that Goop is not acting anymore and instead focusing on Goop?
i'd focus on her
>>84092894
Why are the hot milfs always crazy as fuck?
>>84093809
>hot
What does this have to do with Gwenyth Paltrow?
>protag in hospital bed
>"protag, x is happening"
>protag tries to get up immediately
>"you're in no condition to go running around!!"
>>84092868
>its a protagonist fakes being sick so he can't attend school
>mom character: too sick for school? Too sick for milk!
>>84092868
but he isn't.
>protag wakes up in hospital bed
>turns out the zombie apocalypse happened
Why do people say Star Trek 2009 "isn't" very Star Trek? In what sense does it not pay the proper obeisances to Star Trek?
Because it doesn't have bad costumes and makeup, and boring planet-side story lines.
>>84092587
That's it?
>>84092533
It's not serious. It has no gravitas. It's juvenile. The original Star Trek was campy, but at its core it was an adult-themed show about adults. Kirk was a mature professional, the later caricatures of him notwithstanding. TNG had Picard, who could hold down a fucking helium balloon, and some serious themes. DS9 had Cardassia/Bajor and the Dominion war. Voyager had... never mind.
ST (2009) is like 90210 in space. It's basically a show about teenagers. It feels weird that Starfleet would allow these characters to crew a ship.
The characters are not even believable. Sure, it's an alternate continuity. But I don't believe that any version of Spock would strand Kirk on some random rock rather than, say, putting him in the brig. It makes no sense. It's like something a child would come up with. A dull-witted child.
ST (2009) also fucks with the established astronomical distances of Star Trek. These distances were never firmly established, and varied according to the needs of plot, but ST (2009) just makes the whole galaxy seem like it's a few miles across.
>Jaimie, recruit a team of teenagers with attitude
I can't let this excellent thread die like this.
Great effort anon.
>>84092649
>not a team of deadlifting gorillas
FRASER IS BACK BABY. ITS OVER.
THE
KING
HAS
RETURNED
>>84092187
fake account asslicker
It's a fan account genius.
>>84092219
>>84092204
NO ITS NOT STFU
>character gets asked a question
>doesn't say "uh..." before they answer
>>84091906
PARTY ROCK
>>84091906
You must answer me, good sir: who is in the house tonight?
>>84091906
>move is set in wonder woman
> It's swj garbage promoted by reddit feminist cuck shills
Really makes me think don't you agree, /tv/?
What do you think?
What the fuck happened with "Creed 2"? I remember everybody involved on the production was rushing production and overall it had positive reception.
Now aparantly Stallone is doing another one without the Adonis Creed character (Michal B Jordan) What happened?
WE
>>84092060
WUZ
BLACKED
>watches The VVitch once
This movie sucks and yes ill debate you about it and prove it fucking sucks
>>84091841
Why is /tv/ so obsessed about this movie anyway? Is this a meme? Is it genuine kino? Honest question here...
>this is it guys!
>we're finally getting a good horror movie!!!!
>oh wait, it's shit
What did /tv/ mean by this?
I hate to say it, butdid Ryan Gosling just get cucked?
I'm serious.
Emma Stone got cucked by Lady Jazz
>>84092536
This, she was a weight that needed to be dropped.
when was the last time you cried during a movie /tv/?
>>84091604
Not even memeing, I cried during the last fight scene too. I don't care how cheesy it is, I got really emotional when she restored her faith in the good of humanity.
>>84091604
>CRYING DURING GARBAGE CAPESHITS
WHY ARE WOMEN SUCH COMPLETE PLEBS
OH AND NUMALE FAGGOTS >>84091740
>>84091740
The last scene hit me surprisingly hard.
Good movie.
A lot better than I expected.