Imagine his place
>every inch of the walls covered with shitty spy rachel polaroids
>on the back of each one he writes his random thoughts, like he is talking to her
>"that day, you looked at me for 2 seconds and while talking, a microscopic drop of your saliva landed on the counter..I waited and waited eagerly for the place to close while trying to protect your saliva's integrity, and then just stood there for the rest of the night, watching it..too afraid to lick it"
>30-pound hairball on his lap, made by rachel hair he's gathered through the years
>28 perfectly preserved dead bodies of women resembling rachel and 40 horribly mutilated and tortured dead bodies of men resembling ross in his basement
>there will never be an adult horror sitcom spinoff with Gunther being a Dahmer/Bundy-esque serial killer, rapist cannibal roaming the streets of 90's NY after dark
>>84107016
>30-pound hairball on his lap
kek
>>84107519
OP here, this would be fucking great ;_;
Are you ready for SCARKINO?
>Movie is called Scarface
>Does not have a scar on his face
>>84106866
There is no need for this shit.
>>84106866
>Original Scarface was GOAT
>Remake Scarface was GOAT
>Second remake Scarface will be _____
Ok so all jokes aside, what really happened this season/this year?
>It was introduced that Gus was the chicken meth man and his trucks were used to import the drugs
- We already knew that
>It was introduced that Jimmies alias was Saul Goodman
- We already knew that
>Hector got a stroke because he was poisened by Nacho
- Ok this is new and is kinda interesting indeed
>Chuck died
- Finally
I know I probably get shit on and people are gonna spout memes that I dont think there is enough of explosions but how can you honestly defend this boring piece of crap?
I wanted to love it honestly I did. I loved every second of Breaking Bad, been hyping for this for 3 seasons but I finally gave up.
BRAVO MOFFAT
the only thing that really got me is Chuck got 9million and then killed himself
why?
it should have had the balls to let the old lady die before Jimmy could make things right
Why is she such a qt?
Facial structure
t.undergrad in anatomy
>>84106849
Is it possible to stick my penis in facial structure? Because I would if I could
hairy vage?
So it was said in Watchmen was that none of them, apart from Manhattan, had any actual superpowers.
But then how was Veidt able to achieve the feats that he did? Kicking an adult man so hard that he flies backwards like 30 feet would put such an exert at your leg that it would tear your muscles and break the bones in your leg.
And lets not even talk about catching a bullet.
"Peak human condition", yeah right.
>>84107453
That's the problem with superhero movies. By default they all have great strength and durability. I mean look at marvel movies,even the hero without super powers can survive being rammed in the wall so hard it breaks and continue fighting.
>>84107453
He was supposed to be the absolute apex of humanity. A benevolent model of mental and physical perfection.
He basically successfully installs himself as humanity's god in the end, for better or for worse.
Originally, Watchmen was to use characters that DC had just acquired from Charlton Comics, but they told Moore not to use them when they realized he'd basically kill a lot of their expensive acquisitions.
Ozymandias was based on Peter Cannon, who had the (now tired) power to activate unused portions of the brain, giving him peak-to-superhuman reflexes, etc.
This is why Rorschach looks so similar to The Question as well.
What was the first big boy movie /tv/ watched?
As if I'd remember that shit.
Still love it. Still one of my favourites. Still think it should have sweep all prizes back in 08
>>84106479
either jurassic park, terminator 2, or jaws. can't remember which one i saw first. i was about 3 or 4 for all of them.
did he go too far?
>>84106453
No, it's a black male thing.
was a great standup show
>>84106532
are you saying majority of /tv/ is black?
why was he such a pathetic cuck?
Shut up gollum
At what point did he turn to the dark side? Was he already evil when he said "Leave Sauron to me"?
>>84107463
When he watched too much cuck porn on his cuck sphere
>opens tonight
>no reviews
what
>>84107143
Embargo lifts the same day as the release.
obviously there's a review embargo. studios only do this when they know the movie sucks.
>>84107143
Will still probably be better than Spider-Man HC
kino shot thread
>>84106076
>this man walks up to you
>"What have you done to my movie, Joss?"
How do you respond?
made it watchable
>>84106057
>You're Joss Whedon
I kill myself
I made it more feminist. Trust me, they'll love it.
>thousands of articles about how Justice League is Bill Cosby in movie form later
How did they know what "meat" is?
>>84106029
It was written on the menu
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>tfw you're the older, balder, fatter son
Bort?
>>84106070
SNEED?
>>84106093
4u
what are some flicks about portugal
Backdraft
There is one that happens in Lisbon and has afdo and all that shit
James bond married in Portugal in some film
Indiana Jones 3
Spencer Tracy won an Oscar for playing a Portuguese Fisherman
The new Don Quixote film
Every Sandokan film with Eanes
Silence
>>84105850
Kek
>>84105817
>Representing Portugal with a picture of a disgusting muslim invader
>he thought that this character was the good guy
>he thought his tv show was good until /tv/ convinced him otherwise
>>84105714
Maybe his Nightcrawler character is? He wins doesn't he?
>>84106080
Did he even do anything wrong?