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>>84132169
Weekend at Bernie's 2

>>84132108
Everytime he drives he has an impulse to pull into incoming traffic on dark highways.

>>84132108
>I am....... The Deer Hunter.

What did he mean by this?

>>84132108
Watch the movie and find out. Or just shitpost about it. Who cares.

>>84132057
you first faggot

>>84132057
>8th grade
>with girlfriend at the time
>forgot what I saw
>were making out
>the seats have arm rest that lift so she can lay down
>she lays down and blows me while I finger her
>going ham in that pussy and her gspot when she squirts all over the seat and the back of the seat in front of us
Thank god the only people in the theatre were sitting about 12 seats away horizontally instead of infront of us

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>>84132235
groce

>>84131716
>Why is he such a deceptive snake?
tbf he wasn't a serious journalist/documentary maker at first. His sarcastic style was perfect for the early stuff.

>Are all journalists deceptive snakes?
Yes. I've been in a popular womans magazine and a national newspaper, both times they lied about what I'd said and frankly just made shit up to sensationalise the story.

Aw op did he say something to hurt your feelings? Do you want to talk about it? It might make you feel better!

>>84131798
... I'll elaborate..

When I was 16 my gf and I were stopped in the street and asked questions by 2 journalists working for Womans Own magazine. A pretty big magazine in England. They were doing a story on kids buying Lottery scratchcards. We answered a bunch of questions, had some pictures taken and gave them our details. A few weeks later the double page article appeared, and, apart from our names, they'd literally just made the rest up, They'd said I was 14, hooked on scratchcards/gambling 24/7 etc and made up a bunch of shit about what I'd do if I won the lottery.. buy Cars, Jets whatever, even though I'd told them I never play the lottery, and if I won I'd share it between family etc

Few years later I was interviewed for a local paper after scoring 2 goals on my debut for a local football team. I can't remember what I'd said, or what the article said, but what they printed was just 100% made up BS.

NEVER trust what you read in the papers. It's printed purely to sell papers

>>84131706
We only watch capeshit and BLACKED

I actually feel bad for not having watched such an influential kino yet

I saw the cut after they found a bunch of lost footage in the theater and it's really interesting but I found it very difficult to follow, even with the explanations for the missing scenes that they added during the film. Definitely a tragedy that we don't have a full pristine copy of this film, it's unique.

>>84131706

Tough watch in terms of patience, but obvious why it's lauded as a landmark in filmmaking.

If you read up on the 1920s Weimar fear of the "new woman" with more power (voting, etc.) and short hair, the "vamp" is a neat figure to look at with that in mind.

I just wish they hadn't lost the original footage and had to cobble the version we have together from bits and pieces...I heard recently they found new footage but I haven't seen the newest cut.

>>84131644
>uppercuts your canine

Nothing personal, Fido

I never knew the backstory to this gif, but I'm sure the owner was in the wrong. How do you fuck up so badly that you get an aggressive lab? However, Cesar Milan was also in the wrong, since it's common knowledge to not fuck with a dog while it's eating.

wish I could get paid for beating up dogs

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>>84131643
Nope. Because I am secure in myself.

I unironically enjoy Love Actually and always watch it if it's on TV at Christmas time

FUCKING EMBRYO

>>84131409
>>Haven't got an account? Follow this link and sign up today!
Which link?

First for MEGAAUTIST FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU

The Greatest Story Never Told

night and fog

Ernest goes to Camp

>family in living room
>wow i havent been this embarrassed since...
>cut to "flashback"
>wow i havent seen this many x people since...
>cut to "flashback"
>wow i havent been this mad since...
>cut to "flashback"
>cut to "flashback"
>cut to "flashback"
>credits

>>84131422
Have they done that? Where it's a "like that time when..", then, in the new setting, immediately leads with another "like that time when..", then another, with the whole punchline being the selfcaricaturization of their setup?

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>>84131300
>hey lois i'm blockin your freakin path, hehehehhe....

Cybertronians are Atheists.

This is morally justifiable to them.

>>84131253
It's kind of cool to see this.
They're a lot less moral than human's with their "take no prisoners" attitude.
Reminds me of the Japanese during WWII.

>>84131538
First, its a movie
Second, its a Transformers movie
Thirdly, fuck you tripfaggot

Tatooine had a lot of political hurdles to deal with.

>>84131128
She is sexy

As a Jedi, Anakin needed to cut all ties with his old life and family. She would have only been a distraction.

The scene where he is the park-ranger of the traffic island is kino.

>>84131435
thats too reddit for my taste

anything edgier?

>>84130948
Sharknado

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Kairo

>>84130948
The ^^e^^e
The Babameme
It Memes
House of the Meme
The Bordermemes

fuck you and your negative question

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>>84130932
Remember when an actor playing the lead of a career-criminal in a film, looked like he had some character (or at least a few forehead wrinkles) due to the myriad of shit he'd probably witnessed, while perfecting his particular illegal craft over many, many years while not dying from it?

Steve McQueen remembers. Or he would, if he wasn't dead.

Okay I dont get this movie. Is this just an overblown parody of Driver or what?