Could he fix HBO?
matate
that doesn't look like larry I'm really confused what's going on
>>84161021
segui llorando, hijo ;^)
>Mom and Dad's TV breaks
>they take mine
>I can no longer watch my shows when I want
>they've been thinking of getting theirs fixed or getting a new one for over a month now
That's their tv because they paid for it, NEET
>>84161028
I work 40+ hours a week in the hot sun
>>84160981
>we're gonna take your tv for now anon
>no
weak faggot
Someone help me. I don't think I can go on unless I make to love to her. Help me make a plan to win her love! I'm relying on you /tv/!!!
selfbumps
Just post more.
>>84160926
1. find her by online stalking, go where she's at
2. once she's all alone, corner her so she can't leave
3. pin her down and fart on her face three times to show dominance
4. yell out "I LOVE YOU (name)!" for each fart to profess your love
5. she will throw you off her, pin you down, and fart in your face to show she loves you back
6. bark as she farts, this will signal the end of the mating ritual and beginning of a loving relationship
And that's how it's done.
Hey /tv/, which one of the seven super girls is your favorite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAwPT5VcFWI
Need more examples before I pick lad
>>84160817
>its a faggot mod permabans people for posting fully clothed females episode
>>84161444
WHO
who should play the next Bond Girl™ /tv/?
Idris Elba
>>84160806
so what's the appeal of this woman again ? can I get some lewd pic so I can make up my own mind ?
Gal Gadot should be BOND
NEW BOTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PILodU2wXw
Thank God, I was so lonely.
>>84160731
>That Mike
It's over.
Was he a Republican or a Democrat?
Well fuck, this thread was a mistake.
>>84160240
hes an only child!
Good question
At what age did you realize that the prequels are essential patrician kino and the nu-Star Wars is just pathetic corporate capeshit?For me I was 20. The edgy teenage years were about denouncing the prequels to be hip.
>>84160156
If i ever see you i will punch you in your stupid face
I have about as much respect for The Force Awakens as I do for the dog shit on my shoe.
It is reddit, it is capeshit, it is cheeto dust, it is video games. It's nothing more than memes enjoyed by simplistic pledditors. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the reddit memes that comprise Cuck Wars: The Search for More Money.
I'm literally screaming, slamming my arms on my desk right now just thinking about it.
>>84160206
Yes good goy, don't watch the prequels! Remember to watch Star Wars TM The Last Jedi TM, buy our figurines and get the new Battlefront TM!
C-can we talk about this movie, /tv/?
**and how the ending was a big piece of shit**
>>84160128
saw this on the catalog page 10
bumping for sympathy and interest
rorshach was p neet
>>84160128
watchmen is perhaps the greatest superhero film of all time
>>84161662
I liked Roscharch a lot, too. He died because, of course he'd die,. Thing is, the whole "humanizing superheroes" trend made Dr. Manhattan too much of sterile son of a bitch. He coming to terms with Veidt was just plain bullshit.
The final cut version has that kid reading a comic book, that didn't add a lot to the story, was more of a gimmick, if anything.
Regarding the Amanda Knox documentary on Netflix:
Did Amanda Knox actually murder Meredith Kercher or was she innocent?
>>84160105
she was innocent but angry euros will disagree until their dying breath
Innocent, just look at her she is cute!
She is so cute!
What's better, There Will Be Blood or The Master?
I'd suck on his little tits.
Does that make me gay
>>84160148
Is that a male? I'd suck everything from that body desu
there will be blood
More rewatch value
Y-you guys still want her...r-right!?
ME CHLOE WANT MOVIE PART
AND MAKE IT A SEXY ONE, RRRRROOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHGHHGGHGH
Usually, women hit the wall at 30-40, she fucking destroyed that wall and hit the next two buildings
>>84160268
But I'd still destroy her bumhole?
*contemplative emoji
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>>84159781
BACK TO FORMULER?
BACK TO ZYKLON?
THE JEWS HAVE RIGHTS
Why is this rated so high? I honestly can't understand why.
>>84159602
It wasn't terrible
>so high
It has 76 on metacritic which is about right. It shows a superhero being a superhero, without the dark DCEU bs, or the obnoxious MCU winks to the camera.
>>84159602
jews
What was the point of them having to learn how to pronounce the spells if the other characters were able to perform magic without saying anything?
I wouldn't expect anything to make sense in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises though.
Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>84159551
Only the adults could do that. I don't think they explained in the movies but in the books at least the adults could perform magic by just concentrating really hard on the words. Less experienced child wizards had to learn the speaking versions first.
>>84159714
Come on. At least try.