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>>84175470
Uh what a plot.

>>84175470
>never push a good man too far.

he didn't want any trouble, leave Jackie alone.

>>84175470

>IRA

do they even exist anymore? after 9/11 I bet they were like "cor blimey, can't top that lads, time to shut shop"

>>84175461
i invited my colleagues to a party and had my robots kill them all

>>84175461

>prospector quest
>find the gold treasure
>he starts celebrating
>I draw my gun and tell him to strip and spread the gold on the ground
>start to fuck him on the gold coins yelling THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
>blow his brains out when I climax

>>bunch of people about to watch the finale of "Journey into Night" sidequest
>>kill Dolores
>>laugh my ass off when Teddy just sits there for about 3 minutes then asks me to help him search for a hidden beach treasure

Some little beaner kid and his Mon were there flipping me off, little fag was wearing a poncho also lel

>>84175348
this is /tv/, nobody watches /tv/

this will be perhaps the greatest show since Sopranos

>it's a Mike Myers wears heavy prosthetics and talks with an accent episode

This stopped being funny fifteen years ago. Maybe comedy should just be a hobby for this faggot.

google it

>>84175345
the latest episode was the season finale

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>>84175345
>tfw you actually have a Polish Playboy issue with her as main girl

>>84175337
Star Wars with a Star Trek skin

First movie is really fun, the deleted scenes really should have been kept in there though

The second is one of the very worst recent blockbusters, the third one was mediocre. The second one is bad enough that it casts a shadow over my ability to enjoy the first one.

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>>84175405
The second one was better than the third in my opinion. The third looked like a made for tv movie and the script and plot holes matched that.

I still really like the casting. I was very surprised they pulled that off.

>>84175323

>wanna go see a movie
>what's showing
>new resident evil
>is it good
>no
>anything else
>romcom
>fuck that

>>84175323
hopefully they follow the games more this time around and dont rush to fucking over the entire planet by the 3rd movie.

>Successful film series ends
>immediate reboot in the works
Oy vey.

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>Buy popcorn
>Throw it on the floor
>Say you spilled and need a refund
>Eat new popcorn and floor popcorn
>2 popcorns for the price of one

>>84175307
Don't they tear your ticket when you go through? Or check ticket stubs once everyone is seated?

>>84175363
yeah so 2 guys with broken stubs come in because they both left to get drinks :^)

it worked a lot when i was a kid. the guys there are minimum wage teenagers and care less about you rorting them than you do about getting a free movie.

Roseanne Barr asked me for a cigarette the other night in the West Village.

I was a cable runner for a studio in 2015, was asked to welcome London Grammar and Ellie Goulding into the building once and bring them coffee if they wanted it

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>>84175192
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I've only watched 4 of these, let alone rewatching them

>clearly a musical fan
>no Oliver! or Willy Wonka
pft

>>84175208
https://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/whats-the-most-rewatchable-movie-of-all-time/

>>84175146
>so many feet pics
You don't happen to have the other ones, do you?

>>84175146
Who?

She. Is. Screwed.

Literally, cause if she wants another job in Hollywood, she better spread like peanut butter. On the plus side, according to Bella Thorne, the casting couches are kinda comfortable these days...

and you can take your ring back!

>>84175131
WKUK is criminally underrated

>>84175125
Not a chance.

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>>84175125
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84175144

>Alan moore caring about any of his adaptations

all he watches is Simpsons

> it is a they sit in the wrong sides episode
REEEEEE

>it's a mike dies at the age of 41 episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxt0UgQ3zaw

>>84175019

TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS!

played college ball yanknow

I played college ball, ya know.

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this one sentence from imdb is basically the whole film, it's watchable only if you're looking for some wacky Johnny Depp scenes. Also
>muh strong and independent woman

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>bad guys are the good guys
why is it so common that the villains make more sense than the heroes
from Star Wars to PotC

>>84175184
Weird how film makers are unable to make well balanced roles for women. Either they are unsufferable overpowered cunts either they are eye candy useless characters.
Rare are the films where there's a truely likable female character that would deserve her own film