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una vela
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ja ja ja
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Why are Mexicans so gay
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Sabe pá
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Do you think he put too many onions in the sauce?
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It was a little bit too many onions
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three small onions for a pot of gravy is acceptable but they probably weren't as small
also a reminder that the razor trick, the people claiming it ends up with burned garlic have the pan too hot
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If Paulie has to remind him not to do it, it means that he's done so in the past so clearly the answer is yes
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>the Godzilla franchises should have stopped here
Prove me wrong.
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C'mon you fags, it's the ultimate in /comfyzillakino/
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will he ultimately be regarded as the kino-ey-est President we've ever had?
he teabagged Putin, and Putin is still blowing him over it. Damn son, what other President has been able to do that?
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>kino-ey-est
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>>83751329
He's alright.
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>kino-ey-est
This is an 18+ board
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Don't forget you can't watch kinos from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown.
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>watching Teutoburg Forest play in local amphitheater
>Non Est Me is sung
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What the FUCK did I just watch?
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The future and the past and everything inbetween.
Wild Palms is next for you.
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
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Who would win?
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wish lord/miller were doing ep. 9 and not a spinoff, theyve proven their storytelling talent wayyyyy more than trevorrow
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im still wondering where 8 is going to fit into the cult status of the series. i feel like it will be some hardcore fans' favorites, but it will be very divisive.
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Lucas > Kershner > Edwards = Marquand > Abrams
Movies where love wins.
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When did we become so pussy?
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Rate the last movie you watched
>Baked in Brooklyn
>5/10
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Damn, Big Head looks like THAT?
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this movie sounds like a piece of shit and it probably is but im gonna watch it for daddario :3c
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Spider-Man 1. downloaded the bluray version after I saw the hilarious "Impressive!" thread.
It's aged fine, I give it a 8/10
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Is there a difference between plebs and normies?
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What is the symbolism of this picture, /tv/?
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She wants to be inseminated and glazed over by a whole pack of wild Chads
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>>83751117
I thought they cut those balls off for Mr Robot. Did they have to weld them back on?
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what is the best horror movie and why is itthe blair witch project?
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Lol idk but it's definitely not The Blair Witch Project, it's not even the best found footage film (not saying it's shit though either). [REC] is a little better
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>>83752299
[REC] Was pretty good. Did you see that shitty american remake of it with whats her name from Dexter?
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>not thisdO iT gOrDoN
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Name a bettter joint.
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Harry, did I ever tell you that time I fought a superhero and lost due to the power of love?
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Harry did I ever tell you that time I was part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"BRAAAAAAAAPPPPP!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>83751040
How come Lupin is so inept at killing Mary Elizabeth Winstead? Is it because he's communist?
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>>83751122
kys