What did /tv/ think?
Alien > Life > Aliens
>>83776441
Shitty edgy ending
>>83776441
pure shit
>>83776489
lmao
Who is the Robert Fripp of cinema?
do the stamps hold the solution to the mystery?
>>83776371
the dude with the cane beating him was in episode 3
How many times have you read Hitchcock/Truffaut, /tv/?
>reading
lel
None. I'm not pretentious and intellectually insecure.
http://www.alien-covenant.com/news/china-censors-almost-all-alien-footage-from-alien-covenant-theatrical-release
>>83776228
CHINKS ARE RETARDED
A BILLION UTTER FUCKING PLEBS
DESTROYING EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH LIKE LOCUSTS
SINK THE CHINKS
Black Panther is doomed
>>83776471
>china censors all niggers
Dracula: Prince of Darkness > Dracula Has Risen from the Grave > Horror of Dracula > The Brides of Dracula > Scars of Dracula > Taste the Blood of Dracula > Dracula A.D. 1972 > The Satanic Rites of Dracula > The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires
Being and adult > Watching horror movies
Dracula Untold >>>>>>>> all of them
>>83776174
>he doesn't like erotic vampire films
PLEB
Why did this movie flop so bad when the other 2 did pretty good?
>>83776088
the second one was shit and this one wasnt good enough to make up for it. for all the shit into darkness had it was still more memorable than this one
>>83776088
cuz it sucked, it felt like a dump off with the marketing, JJ was not on it, Star Wars stole all the scifi thunder, the scope felt minimized compared,
etc
>>83776088
Series is called Star Trek.
Set the entire movie on one boring planet with only one set that looks like a Universal Studios attraction.
It deserved worse.
>>83775972
>masterpiece
It's ok...
>BIG BLACK
>isn't big
>isn't black
more like BIG DISAPPOINTMENT
>>83775972
Atomizer was way better. Fuck this overhyped shit.
Well /tv/?
WE
woah! abit rich assuming he associates with the label of homo sapien
No Dennis, no watch
It'll be back to the status quo after the first episode.
TV'S ADAM WEST
best version
>minority people own a salon/restaurant/store in the shitty part of town
>multi-million dollar corporation is obsessed with buying them out for some reason
>Comedy movie trailer
>Trailer has an akward pause after a joke so people can laugh
>Nobody laughs
>>83775776
name 10 films that do this
>>83775776
>Has anyone seen my anvil?
>THIS SUMMER
> there are people on this board right now who haven't seen this
Let that sink in.
So it's Tokyo Sonata in France?
>>83775748
Tokyo Sonata is a watered down copy.
>>83775748
You can't consider yourself a movie buff if you haven't watched this. Most patrician foreign film of the last two decades.
I love movies set in black Africa during the colonisation period. Have you some cool stuff?
Like White Hunter Black Heart, The Ghost and the Darkness, King Solomon's Mines...
>>83775715
The Man Who Would Be King
Zulu
>>83777121
Thanks, I've seen those.
The Man Who Would Be King is set in Central Asia, but it has that feel I'm looking for.
Have some Italian fascist-colony kino. I think both of these are available with subtitles:
Under the Southern Cross
The White Squadron (set in North Africa, but a p. good film overall)
There's also Cardinal Messias, but I've been unable to find a version with English subtitles.