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>>83779281
go watch problem solverz.

Maybe you should be watching the CW

If this loser didn't pander to alt-right retards nobody would care about him. He would just be another white trash failure working at Wal-mart.

>>83779382
Funny seeing how nothing he has done in the past 6 months has even come close to "pandering to alt right retards" but whatever helps you sleep at night I guess

>>83779409
my bad, he's pandering to white nationalists and neo-nazis

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>>83778955
He could. He could even be in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>83779149

This from the recent comics? I need to catch up. Haven't even touched Aphra yet...

>>83778930
I had a Durge action figure as a kid but I never saw him in the cartoon. Lucas knew where the real money is by the time Empire was getting made.

>>83779183
You're kinda cute anon....and sweet.

>>83778895
That moment isn't comfy at all!
The true comfy moment would be
>I'm wrapped like a warm cinnamon bun. Uh oh gotta pee
Or
Homer lying on his car staring up at purple sky thinking of his mother

The one where he's smoking pot up in the attic with Otto

>>83778895
>A scene that further manipulates the dimensions of the house
>Comfy

Nah senpai. The comfiest moment is when Marge gives Bart Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.

The battle of Morgarten. Like a medieval 300

>>83778868

The Napoleonic Wars.

Kubrick has spent 10 years writing this shit, its all there.. whats the fucking problem Hollywood.

>>83778913
This desu

>>83778831

A laser blast to the chest can mean only one thing.....

>>83778831
I don't remember him dying

that cgi looks so shit, i think they just manufactured some shitty black capeshit to reach hollywood minorities quotas. can we have real kino now?

>>>/i/505256 roll

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>hey T. It's me. I just wanted to let you know, that Chrissy's bein a real prick. A gabagool too! Oh maroon
Just finished watching the finale. The last episode sucked because of the super quick jump cuts and the attempt to cover 50 characters storylines but still focus on AJ for 20 mins

>>83778786
The theme song was good, I rarely skipped it but by season 4 I was browsing /tv/ during the intro
Favorit eepisodes?
1. Whitecaps
2. Meadowlands
3. Pine barrens
4. Season 5 dream episode
5. Funhouse

Absolute 10/10 theme. Literally the GOAT.

>>83778709
>image is thumbnail size

Now that's evil.

>>83778709
I'm not running a charity here

>>83778709

Problem Child 2

>>83778653
>You callin' moi, a dipshit?

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>>83778686
>easy money

>"I know now why you cry."
- Edward Furlong's manager, probably

>>83778616
"""""""""white""""""" people of 4chan do not want NEGROES to exist in this planet.

That's all about.

>>83778616
I'm interested in it

>>83778616
>Explore lip disks
Yea I don't need to watch a 2 hour movie to understand how utterly disgusting an barbaric that is.