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I'm bored of Cinematic Universes, /tv/. What are some fun and entertaining focused series like pic related?
I watched the first two Hunger Games. They were alright. It actually ends after four I think.
LOTR, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Raimi's Spiderman trilogy
>fun
Grow up you IQlet anti-art scum
ITT: Actors that are literally you.
>Serial Drama
>back cover has characters standing around in room that is never seen in the show
>comedy show about nerd culture
>promo art where the cast look chads and staceys
>>83813189
Oh come on anon, its ironic :^)
>main character is recast in the second season
>actress is worse than the previous actress
>not even a joke about how they look different
Man, the second season of this show is fucking weird.
I liked the first season enough. It was just a dumb, comfy sitcom.
But now it's getting really political and just weird.
Every character feels super flanderized now.
What's your favorite year in film?
Hard mode - no bully
I prefer 87 for pure comfy.
>Predator
>Full Metal Jacket
>Lethal Weapon
>SpaceBalls
>Untouchables
>RoboCop
>Wall Street
Runner-up 1999
*stares at you quietly in a dimly lit room*
HELP
*shitposts in a dimly lit room*
>is 45 but dresses like a 24 year old hipster
>it's a Dr. Cox episode
>it's an Elliot is an insecure spaz episode
>>83812782
>it's an elliot is a stupif bimbo whore eoisode
>>83812808
>it's an Elliot's bisexuality slips out of the closet episode
How many theater seats have you destroyed with your farts?
Every single one. Except I used my shit
1. make fart proof foam
2. ???
3. BECOME RICHER THAN GOD!
>tfw my local kinoplex is forcing us to suck our braphs back up into our noses to avoid damaging the seats
forgot about this and had to give the usher 500$ tip
what the fuck is this guys problem
>>83812483
Redditors not staying in their containment general.
Fans:
-Love R-rated movies, specifically ones that include dick jokes and lude semen-sun lotion comparisons
-Fans are able to go to the kinoplex with the boys and enjoy a nice flick. Doesn't obsess over plot details, doesn't internally nitpick a lil fun summer comedie
-isn't afraid to get litty & boisterous over a piss inducing knee slapper quip
Critics:
-Only enjoys R-rated movies when HitB likes them, specifically "films" (different than flicks u plen!!!) that include dystopian futures and "deep" messages
-Critics aren't able to go to the kinoplex because they have no friends and fail the singles check every time
-IS afraid to get litty & boisterous, that's why even if he could go to the screens he wouldn't because of his intense anxiety
That's why nobody cares about the critics scores or opinions. They are literally trained to be like /tv/ and only see the bad in films. Why would I base my opinion on films I'm just going to watch with a girl or with the boys based on the opinion of some loser who wasn't trying to enjoy the movie anyway?
Dwayneposting is dead right?
>>83813350
And buried
Goodnight, sweet prince.
1966-2017
>>83812334
FFS
Damn, and he was just generating Oscar buzz too.
if you're talking about his career you need to subtract a decade or two
>tfw you will never be as J-pilled as the Arabs
>tfw no western country would ever have the balls to implement necessary steps like this
>>83812322
those are all shithole countries
Can we agree that neon joe is hilarious and we need another season?
Pretty hilarious season, yeah. GEAAAAAR is even better imo. And he's been considering more Delocated. I'm down, but it was a pretty great, final sorta ending.
This shit is just PAINFULLY unfunny.
A hee aw hee
>>83812355
Everything jon does is pretty good