>this, my friend, is a meme
>Implying Peggy Carter would bang string bean Steve Rogers
This is why this movie sucks because it sends the wrong messages to people - she'd probably sex with that fat, piglike soldier before him
I mean, why should I root for a woman so shallow?
>>83815305
>women prefer buff chads to skinny dorks
Everyone already knows this
How do you get so anally devastated over a marvel movie?
>>niceguy manlet
all of my not getting any ever.
china wannu serru supa herro morvies!!!
china wannu serruu birg robot transformer bots fighting!!!
china demand movie with former resrrer drayne johnson the rock in it NOW!!!!
or china no give big dorrar bucky bucky to horryrood!!!
risten to china!!!
L sounds exist in Mandarin and Cantonese syllabaries. It seems you have confused Japan with China. What an embarrassing mistake.
Whoa'dat? American movie not depircting China favvorrarbry? Ding dong branned! More supa robot drayne johnson NOW!
YOU'RE BACK WITH MAXIMUM EXPOSURE
Holy shit.
Sweet. Mullets.
>>83815237
MAX SEX
Thank you for rescuing me from the tsunami that I voluntarily walked into to get the purse of this black french woman I just met, anon
>>83815135
No problem, now sit on my face
Could a Raimi-directed King Kong remake work?
Name a less accurate casting than Michael Cera as Scott Pilgrim.
>>83815102
Easy, Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor
>>83815152
Jesse Eisenberg as anything
him a averything
does idddubbbsz have cancer?
>>83814966
No, he is the cancer.
>>83814966
his videos are
he looks kinda fat now
>>83814905
how the fuck can you tell?
>tfw too smart for twist endings
>tfw absolutely dumb enough for twist endings
>did not see LIFE ending coming at all
What is Arnolds best role?
>>83814805
all of them
Conan, The Barbarian
Reason: he doesn't act.
douglas quaid
>Russell sold her to Humble Pie for 50 bucks and a case of beer
What was his fucking problem?
>>83814726
Almost Famous? and 50 bucks was a lot back then, so was a case of beer, not like it was a six-pack.
>>83814775
But Penny Lane is so perfect, how could you trade her for material goods?
>>83815811
he's married
What's it like having a close relationship with your father, anon?
Haven't spoken to my dad in five years.
>>83814698
It's not time to make a change...
i wouldnt know, we share no common interests and he never did father son stuff with me
>>83814698
Who knows ?
We have almost nothing in common.....he never did father son stuff with me...never cared for anything but himself....he never liked having kids...
The sad thing is I do not hate him...I just sometimes wonder how things would have been if he was different ?
*hosts your DVD menu*
move the GLOW over my asshole
brown
>tfw that dvd review was the one of the funniest shit cinemassacre ever did back in the day
>mike had to ruin it with BROWN BRICKS IN MINECRAFT