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What do you think of Naked and Afraid?
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I want an underage boy/girl version.
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>that series of episodes where the people in OP pic were camped together and the girl had that disease from the tics with no food and the guy kept insisting he would catch food and nurse her back to health but he never could
kino
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they're never really afraid
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Tfw fat burgers unironically believe a Sherman can beat a Tiger I tank.
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Well, only the side with Shermans won the war so I think that pretty much settles it.
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>>87275823
only thing that can beat Tiger is Tiger breaking down itself.
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>>87275823
Doesn't matter since they only met In Actual combat 3 times (they each won one and the third one the tigers were being loaded on a train)
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11/10 TV episodes
Mad Men
>Shut The Door. Have A Seat
>The Suitcase
>The Crash
>Waterloo
The Leftovers
>Two Boats and a Helicopter
>International Assassin
>It's a Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt World
>The Most Powerful Man in the World (and His Identical Twin Brother)
Others
>True Detective Pilot
>Black Sails Season 2 finale
>Zuko Alone (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
>Hannibal Season 2 finale
>Chicanery (Better Call Saul)
>Ozymanidas (Breaking Bad)
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>>87275882
Name your favorite episode then
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Pine Barrens is the greatest tv episode of all time
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I have an obsession about older woman younger man affair theme movies. What are you obsession about genres? Why do you obsess with?
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Oh all the long running TV series you have watched which one had the worst ending? Which one was the biggest "fuck you" to the audience?
I'm going to vote for either The Sopranos or Lost. What say you /tv/? What are your picks?
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>>87275778
Battlestar Galactica had a pretty "fuck you" ending, but it wasn't as bad as people make it out to be.
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Heroes main series. Claire jumping off of the ferris wheel and exposing their powers and then that's it, show's over.
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Dexter. Also I know this is probably bait but you are the biggest fucking pleb ever if you actually believe the Sopranos ending wasn't perfect.
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Does /tv/ consider Natalie Hershlag a good actor?
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I WANT HER TO PEE ON ME AAAAAAAAAAGH
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>>87275749
That's Neta-Lee Hershlag you antisemite.
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>>87275749
giv jew gf
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Curb>>>>Seinfeld
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George >Kramer>Elaine>Newman>Jerry
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Post Larry David Seinfeld>Curb>Larry David Seinfeld
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WTF was luc besson thinking?
How can you take such a rich setting and create the most boring movie of the year?
And those two main characters? jesus christ, two blow up dolls would release more charisma if you poke them with a needle.
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>And those two main characters? jesus christ, two blow up dolls would release more charisma if you poke them with a needle.
Rihanna was worse tbqh famalam, except for the moments when she was playing herself.
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I got confused when they kissed. I thought they were siblings.
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>Cara
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/tv/, why is this guy the most enthusiastic person in the new last jedi promo art?
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Is that /ourguy/ TR8R The Nigger Hater?
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>>87275797
probably not, there's no gaping hole in his chest
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he gets to chop heads off
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What are some shows about Jewish Tricks?
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>>87275628
real life
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black-ish
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Schindler's List
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So, will it be good?
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No and even if somehow it manages to be good, plotwise it will never not be utterly pointless.
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It will be excellent.
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>>87275535
better than the original
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So there is one thing I don't get.
What does Dany think will happen after she wins?
The Dothraki are literal raping, pillaging savages who stand for everything she is against.
Once she has conquered Westeros they will have nothing to do and they will regress to their base impulses of raping and pillaging.
Will she send them back to Essos?
She didn't really think her plan through IMO.
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>I like the Holocaust. It makes me happy
A line like this would never fly in today's world
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Compare this to Homecoming
>Tony, we have to stop Zimmerman and let Tyrone breed furiously with my aunt
Jesus christ Jon
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>>87275509
actually found these funny
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>>87275415
>Peter... This is going to sound a little weird, but I need you to hear me out, okay? This is your Uncle Ben's... Dying wish... Peter, this is true... This is a real thing that I read about in the downtime between masturbation sessions... I remember because the mind is sharpened into a state of razor sharp focus and retention just after edging yourself to orgasm... People shit their pants when they die, Peter... You like science, right? They void their bowels, Pete... You have to do this for me... I ate, like, five crunchwraps from Taco Bell before I came here... One of them fell on the floor and I just got down on all fours like a dog... It was phenomenal, Pete... But I've been holding on to a monster dump all day and... And I can sense that the moment I die I'm going to drop a load more devastating than the bomb I personally dumped on Hiroshima... Sometimes whenever I'm giving it to a Japanese escort because your Aunt May's vagina won't lubricate itself... I see the faces of every man, woman and child I executed that day... And you know what happens? I cum like a wrecking ball, kid... I can't even explain it to you... I've heard you whacking off to your little MJ friend at night... Your orgasms are adorable, son, but they're just so weak... When I think of Hiroshima while I'm balls deep inside Sayaka-chan... It's like my soul rushes into the tip of my penis and bursts forth in a devastating blast of ectoplasmic euphoria... And I'm not ashamed to admit that sometimes I actively try to think of killing all those Japs... Even when I'm fucking your Aunt May or non-Japanese hookers, it magnifies the pleasure tenfold... Chinks, Negroes... Sometimes Inuits... What I wouldn't give to cum on the supple brown tits of an Eskimo one last time... But I digress... Peter, I need you to take off my pants the very second after I shit them... It's a messy job, but I know you can do it... With great power, comes great responsibility...
What did Raimi mean by this?
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This is the greatest piece of cinema to come out in a really long time. I am tired of legions of sweaty unwashed nerds trying to tell me otherwise. The greatest horror/psychological thriller ever made. I will see u at the academy awards anon.
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Even for all it's flaws, I pitty all the weebs who didn't even give it a chance.
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>>87275321
this same shill/bait thread every day.
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>>87275321
>Write some contingencies using the rules spelled out earlier in the film.
Was anyone else disappointed by the ending?
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This is a rare kino ration from the USA. Produced from the capeshit circa. 2010-present, this ration was designed to feed a man one day in the popcorn mines! Lots of guys lived off of these in hiding during the penis inspections. Alright, Let's get this out onto a tray.
>Video cuts to several containers and a small anvil
Nice! As you can see, these are in great shape! And they come in pairs as there are strict no single policies in kinotoriums. Let's take a look at this accessory pack.
>video cuts to largest package, soaked in grease
Looks like we have some cargo shorts, a bullet proof vest and a notepad. Quite extensive. Let's start with that rations now. These crab legs don't look too promising.
>Camera zooms in on a tattered bucket
Looks like these are in bad shape, the theater Falcons got to it before me
>begins cracking the legs
Hmm... not much meat left on these. But this crab was definitely a big guy.
>cracks open another and makes audible sucking sounds
No, that is not edible. Let's move on to this popcorn ration.
>Camera zooms on a tiny packet labeled "$50"
Now this is a rarity, most of these were given to the theater executioner as a tip
>Takes a kernel
Hmm... You know this MRE must have been close to the showers as it's gotten quite soggy.
>Puts bucket aside
Now here we have the real star of the show, the Falcon.
>camera pans to a pile of bones
>Steve attempts biting them
This Falcon is long gone
>Camera cuts to face cam, loud bone crunching sounds come from Steve's mouth
Hm.. No, this is definitely rancid.
>finishes the falcon
I haven't had something this rancid since those Vietnam meatballs
*It ain't me starts playing*
>Cuts back to tray
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>>87275291
Where can I get my ration?
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>>87275291
Is this meant to be funny?
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>no butter knife for toast