Hey /tv/, with all the re-makes and garbage original movies coming out these days, I thought we could do Hollywood a favor and write some new movies for them Here's how works
>Step 1: Take a non-science fiction plot that is already interesting on its own.
For example: A group of friends embark on the journey of a lifetime to discover a dead body
>Step 2: Add predator
Forrest Gump fighting Predator in Vietnamese jungle.
How can marvel villains compete with a DC god?
A lot of marvels bigger villains are gods (or basically gods), just like DC
>>83847860
I mean MCU ones
>main character assumes the antagonists persona after defeating him
name 1 flick
>>83847865
cruising
>>83847865
Friday the 13th: The final chapter
Will you be watching his new documentary where he btfo Hillary and the media?
>>83847792
https://youtu.be/nG8mRoXGAjU
Here's the thing, Mr *THORAX*
fat ogre shit
can you smell farts in space?
>>83849541
How can space be real if God isn't real?
>>83847684
>thumbnail
you fail even at shitposting, it's to to kill yourself
How many times did a presenter or winner mention Trump?
>>83847642
Because I'm not sexually attracted to penises
>>83848690
Two
>WELL IF YOU'RE THE NOT FAGGOT
>I SUPLEX YOU!
>I FUCK YOUR ASS!
>I MAKE YOU HUMBLE!
>I AM THE MAN WITH THE 10 INCH COCK!
what did he mean by this?
>Black character goes into a flashback about his daddy
>He was the one who went to buy cigarettes
>Black character has a flashback of his father
>Credits roll
What a real man with a real social life watches. No one cares about what you basement dwelling neckbeards call "kino"
No one but you cares about a random Chad either.
will we ever see a DC-Marvel film collaboration?
>that fusion
Black Woman is finally attractive
No and please don't ruin Gal by fusing her with a cunt past her expiration date.
>>83847298
are those ggadot and scarjo?
This is the greatest fight scene in cinema history. I dare you to try and refute my claim.
>>83847187
Hector vs Achilles
>>83847187
*sighs*
Who ate the crew on the ship in Jurassic Park 2?
Ur mom
>>83847141
the rex hatch opened and the rex killed everyone, except that one hand who in a last moment effort managed to get up into the bridge and close the hatch again
>>83847141
Its in the original script.
Apparently a couple of raptors got on the ship and killed all the people and then jumped off and swam back to the island.
The Rex was knocked out by a shitload of tranquiliser darts.
How does Bane eat and drink? Does he take off the mask?
IV tube.
4 units at a time.
They're big bags.
Mask Off. Fuck it Mask Off.
>>83847126
His mask feeds him his nutrients.
Can /tv/ recommend me some films where women get divorced and have to pay millions in alimony?