>Shanghai Noon
>ShangHigh Noon
>as in High Noon
Fucken subtle
>>83874556
>not 2s
>or thre3
cry more
>*Pick up tabloid magazine*
>"Ugh, who reads these things?"
Hey anon, get over here
dont tell me what to do, tarky boy
I caught this show by accident last night.
Should I feel stupid for liking this show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFVaaOt8exo
Yes. That's a stupid show.
JUST
>>83874221
>PRIVATE JOKER WHAT IS THAT OUTSIDE YOUR CAGE?!
>A GREAT WHITE SHARK SIR!
>BULLSHIT THAT'S YOUR MOMMA COME FOR A VISIT, DON'T LIE TO ME!!
>>83874272
This movie is going to be shark-kino.
Any good movies about coming back from the dead?
>>83874216
The Revenant
The Crow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPSnuKVlJ9M
>Amanda falls unconscious, and later awakens on a gurney. Several doctors, in protective hazmat suits, inform her that she is in a hospital and they will help her. The doctors reveal that the "creatures" were escaped patients, and after realizing that Amanda "knows too much," she is then forced into a dark cell and is swarmed by the recaptured patients, as the doctor closes the door's viewing shutter.
>It's okay for Doc Brown to get advanced, futuristic plastic surgery that makes him appeal to younger women
>It's not okay for Marty to use the Sports Almanac to make money
What the fuck kind of logic is this?
>>83874029
Holy shit this picture reminds me of how difficult it is living with foreskin
>>83874102
>t. Shekel"never saw a normal penis"steingold
only if you have phymosis
>>83874102 (((You)))
*parents walk in*
>>83873949
DO NOT go in there! Whew!
>Dad walks in
>Watch The Departed
>Expect it to be a crime/drama thriller
>Instead it should be called The Cuckparted
>mfw the protagonist gets cucked six ways from sunday
Okay...
What was the point of this fucking movie?
Pic related: He literally didn't do anything wrong
>>83873933
Nice b8
Computer says no...
*Blocks your spiritual enlightenment*
> heh, nothin personell chullachaqui
Seriously, did no one see the best movie of 2016?
Is this Interviewkino?
>>83873736
is there a link where I can see that?
How do you go from this
To THIS?
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces ooooof....... The retardicons
>>83873581
>>83873651
my dad told me about a movie starring laurence fishburne and ben affleck, but i can't find anything related to what he told me. do you know what movie he was talking about
apparently the plot goes as follows
>ben affleck is a rich lawyer who did some shady deal with a dying man's will or something
>laurence fishburne is some divorced poorfag
>they get into a traffic accident which causes them both to be late to their respective appointments that day
>fishburne loses custody of his kids
>affleck is in danger of losing a case (??)
>affleck proceeds to fucking ruin fishburne's life by blocking his credit, preventing him from seeing his kids, etc
>in the end affleck regrets it and has fishburne's wife and kids return to him
also i guess ITT we help anons find movies they only vaguely remember the plot of.
Changing Lanes, and it was Samuel L. Jackson and not Fishburn......although they look alike!
mission impossible 3
>>83873667
holy shit my dad is a bit daft when it comes to this
thanks
i actually got upset when he told me this story because it's so fucking tragic it makes me mad.