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>So I've been living with my relatives since childhood
>Probably shouldn't have gotten into a fight with my uncle who drove me to school /b/ut fuck it! It happened
>I decide to play hooky, I know a guy who sells mediocre kush
>Did a shit ton of weed and decided "fuck it, I'm going to go to this wrestling tournament"
>Everybody goes wtf.jpeg when they see a stoner guy get in the ring and spin while loudly singing Michelle Branch's "Breathe"
>Retarded security throws me out as I stagger home to find a huge fuckin' crowd around one of the streets close to my house
>Many people step aside as I realize it's my uncle who was killed as he waited for me to come back from school since he was going to meet me at a little coffee shop we'd always go to
>As I'm bawling my eyes out, I see a man run for it into this abandoned building. I track the fucker down and punch him in the face repeatedly until the clumsy fuck backs up and falls 7 stories to his death
>Nobody knows who killed him. Only clue they have is this man in red and blue spandex with a spider logo on his chest was leaving the scene of the crime disoriented, knocking over trash cans with nobody bothering to acknowledge him because of fear.
From then on I made a promise to myself so I would save anyone in trouble. For uncle Ben.
>>83877004
dubs
>>83877004
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Was that supposed to mean something?
>>83877178
Had me dying
Has /tv/ seen this?
yeah its alright
its basically about evil nihilists vs good nihilists
>>83876981
Rolls right off the tongue.
was good
post examples of the last time a celebrity looked good/attractive
>>83877017
haha what is this
>>83876950
chloe entire face is different, yhis is like one of those conspiracy theories
Post movies that spawned a series of sequels that actually didnt drop in quality. Pic related, I found the latest MI movies to be quite enjoyable and Tom Cruise just nails his role.
Unironically this.
>>83876927
>Tom cruise will die in your lifetime
Fuck
>>83876927
>actually didnt drop in quality.
You skipped part 2 then?
what a troll
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hahhaa!!
One of the worst flicks I've seen for 2017 so far
How do you feel about celebrities openly endorsing politics / candidates?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFOkBnYGfIM
Did Wilson have Stockholm syndrome?
Why did he do it?
I mean, he actually admired the engineers, so why did he nuke them?
>>83876603
Something something religious allegory something something son killing father something something god is dead.
Look man, you're just here to see cool shit. Let cool shit happen
>>83876603
he explained it, he looks down on beings composed of organic matter because theyre imperfect, just die anyway AI is the next step in evolution, he likes to create xenomorph things or fun
>>83876603
Because they stood in the way of him being able to make his own creation and because it fulfills the theme of creators being destroyed by the creation of their creation.
Harry Potter frightening muggles with his invisibility cloak, the series.
Do you think wizards do this kind of thing for shits and giggles in the HP universe?
>>83876572
They can't do that shit or the Wizard council will stop you.
>>83876572
There's paranormal activity going on in my pants right now
Why are unbreakable vows allowed but the unforgivable curses are an instant prison sentence?
I'll start.
>>83876537
I'd only be jealous of him if he and Jughead were a thing. He brings his miseries on himself by being weak to bitches.
>>83876537
>>83876537
Archie is a fucking beta dumbass.
is this the dawn of a new K(uck)ino era???
Classic movie thread, baby.
How would you make a modern version of Beavis & Butthead?
I imagine they would be stereotypical idiotic kids who spend all day watching retarded youtubers on their phones
one thing's for certain: Adam Driver as butthead
They did, it was great, but MTV didn't like it, so they pulled the plug.
I understand your frustration.