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Stop posting this crap you fuck, video games are dead

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>xbox

we need to see their vags to properly compare

I need to see their armpits.

>>83929693
His antisemitic quips were hilarious though

AMIRITE REDDIBROS XD

>>83929791
Wrong Spidey

That isn't 8 mile by Eminem kiddo

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Because you're a typcial numale millennial that's a fan of dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>83929634
>8 mile
>anywhere near as iconic as the harry potter films

it's a great eminem song that's associated with the movie, bur it's not exclusive to it in people minds.

>>83929560
Ending was satisfactory

>>83929560

>>>/pol/

wouldn't ambush be better than patrol or recon?

>>83929453
quality thread :)

Started having the same thought but realized that this movie is too shit to be likened to The Thing. Even the remake beats it hands down.

A shitty thread for a shitty movie
Thanks for sharing this with us op, we're all a little better off for having read your post.

Winslow from Catdog

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>>83929071
bumps
(Has it been long enough for a self bump? Lets find out)

>>83930055
what's all this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IljTDzO_X8E

>>83928815
kill yourself weaboo

Is it footkino?

so?

>>83928631
who is this milk tank

>>83928631
Who's this milky momma?