The following notes were recovered from District 53169 AKA "The Popcorn Mines"
All sentences have been presented exactly as they were written.
This is the first of the many recovered documents
The author remains Anonymous
>Be me, twelve years old.
>It was my birthday. I remember that for sure.
>My mother was going to take me to see a film.
>It had a dog in it.
>I sat in the car, an she drove the two of us to the theatre.
>I remember buying my food, and a soda.
>I don't think my mother bought anything to eat.
>I had my ticket
>I was ready to go in.
>It was now that my mother left. Maybe she went to the bathroom, maybe she just wanted to leave me.
>I go to the big red doors, to see my film.
>I was happy. I know that I was happy.
>A hand on my shoulder
>An usher is smiling down at me "How old are you young man?"
>I tell him I am twelve. I point to the badge I am wearing
>Something sets in his eyes
>"Are you here alone?"
>"No, My mother is right over there"
>She was gone.
>We wait ten minutes, fifteen minutes
>The dog film has definitely started.
>He speaks again "I think you had better come with me"
>I follow him, into the backroom, and down flights of stairs after flights of stairs
>Just before we got here, he told me that I was very lucky
>If it had been one day earlier, I would be too young to serve here
>We walked through three heavy doors, and he showed me my new home.
>As I write this, I cannot remember my mothers name
More notes to be released in due course.
Well, I got nothing better to do.
>>83942654
A CLARIFICATION.
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>>83942395
Wait...this not was written in green text format?
>character moves to new york
>new york new york starts playing
>>83942381
this is comedy gold! upvoted good sir!
>movie is set during christmas
>jingle bells start playing
>character moves to London
>nasheed starts playing
Was it autism?
>ITT: Movies only you remember
>>83942378
asian guy can be on the cover but we are NOT putting his name on the poster
>Dude this wacky hot girl is obsessed with me! This is terrible!
Who writes these movies?
>>83942378
I remember I was always rooting for the girl to lose up until the end or something when she realizes how autistic she was
Could anyone recommend a good movie? Not necessarily on Netflix or Hulu, but that would be much appreciated. :)
Why didn't she get more English language work after Man of Steel?
Bwou thread. I'll start with pic related.
>best
Memento
>worst
The Dark Knight Rises
>overrated
Interstellar
>underrated
Insomnia
What did Caspere know?
this
what a shitty season
>>83942142
came here to post this
bruce, was that really necessary?
>>83942112
JUST CHIN MY SHIT UP
How was she in Neon Demon?
READ THIS!
I want to get something off my chest: /tv/ reacts to impregnation fantasies with disgust because fathering a child would be the end of their carefree life of shtiposting and "kino"
But the thing is, the actresses and celebrities posted here are rich, it's not like they'd make you pay child support. With that in mind, would there be anything better than fucking Elle without a condom, cumming balls-deep inside her tight pussy, continuing to gently thrust afterwards to make sure every drop of cum hits her fertile young cervix?
>>83942196
>would there be anything better than fucking Elle without a condom, cumming balls-deep inside her tight pussy, continuing to gently thrust afterwards to make sure every drop of cum hits her fertile young cervix?
yes, touching her neck!!
Are astronauts normally this stupid?
>>83942054
only in a horror
watch some actual astronautkino
When your thread died with no replies? It was me, James. ALL ME!
>>83941957
When you went take a shit and there was no toilet paper... It was me.
When you kept wiping and wiping and wiping but still poop there was?
ME.
>>83942046
GODDAMNIT
Why didnt they just go full edge and turn it into a thriller of some sort
the teaser made it look like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4K7JgPJ8-s
for comparison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Li5SElu1M
so /tv/... what's yer 'hing?
>>83941801
Wa-ah
mmmmmmm danen
>>83941801
Sometimes, I go for my weekly shop. Browse the aisles. Wife goes off to buy flowers, I wander to the stationery. I'll pick up a box of paperclips, 3 for 2 offer with a pack of pens and a glue stick.
I take the paperclips home and lay them out on my table. I take one and bend it till it's straight. I do this for the entire box.
I've got a desk drawer full of straight paperclips. Laughin' me heed aff.
Wait a minute, I thought in the Asimov novel that robots were supposed to help people, not kill them.
>>83941720
It's based on the book. Also there is a short story where the robots kill humans temporarily to survive FTL space travel.
This movie sucked.
>>83941720
>its a "lets use the famous book title but use 0% of the book" episode
who else here /art bell/?, which episodes are the comfiest?
inb4 george noory trash.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24HbpvQXmo