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Alright, listen up, ladies and gentlemen.

Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes.

Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour.

That gives us a radius of six miles.

What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles.

Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble.

Go get him.

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I don't get it

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Should retards be allowed in theaters?

Also tard theater stories

>Me and GF watching Wolf of Wall Street opening night
>I'm stressed out on Vyvanse and homework
>Really excited to see this movie
>We got good seats
>At the last minute before the movie starts a older couple with their 30 year old tard son walk in
>Trying to watch the opening scene
>Tard bursts out laughing for no reason
>Next scene tard starts crying
>Parents take out spiderman toys for it to play with
>Annoying as fuck for everyone. Especially me
>Somebody braver than me asks them them to please be quite
>Parents freak out
>Start yelling and make a scene
>usher tells them to calm down or they will be kicked out
>they settle down
20 minutes later
>Scene with Leo and Jonah at a bar
>Two characters talking about how Jonah's character is married to his cousin
>Leo's character asks if his kids will be retarded
>Jonah's character says "if they are we will just drive them to the woods and let them go"
>Tard's parents freak the fuck out yelling "What the fuck is this shit!?"
>Tard starts yelling "Ubagubahabababa!"
>Pandemonium
>Usher comes in
>Escorts parents and tard out
>Entire theater claps
>They rewind the film 15 minutes
>Get free tickets for next showing on the way out

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Who was in the wrong?

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> having informative bantz with patient's family
> patient begins to shake violently
> HE'S SEIZING

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Would this remix of the Star Wars theme make it in the next movie?
https://youtu.be/sZthxzr-rN4

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Thoughts on Stuart Ashen?
>mfw it's a load of old tat

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Unironically what was the island? I loved the show but I don't know why any of this shit happened.

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DR Congo, I'm CAR

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>first episode is pure kultura
>the rest is mediocre

How?

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did anyone see the book of henry? is it really as awful as critics are saying?

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Which is your favorite of Carpenter's apocolyse trilogy?

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You guys ready for the GoT premiere tonight?

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So I'm rewatching Entourage and I can't help but notice how fucking incredible Billy Walsh is as a character and how fucking incredibly this guy portrays this psychotic genius.

How the fuck did this guy's career not take off? He's an insanely good actor.

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I'll start.