We shall double our digits
I hope so for your sake, Commander. The trips aren't as forgiving as I am.
>>87670329
You have my 6
The ultimate Patrician.
If you don't agree with Armond on every single one of his reviews you do not understand film. That's the just the facts folks
nigger
>Tatum dances serviceably (but undulated more impressively in Magic Mike XXL). Unfortunately, his uniform isn’t as trim as ‘50s Hollywood’s actual musical sailor boys—those dancers from Jerome Robbin’s legendary Fancy Free ballet that appeared in movies like On the Town and in gang drag in West Side Story. And Gene Kelly, Michael Kidd, and Dan Dailey’s athletic rumps were cheekier in It's Always Fair Weather.
I see why you like him so much OP
He reccomended this, and it's probably in my top 3 favorite movies of the decade.
Who was in the right here?
>>87670049
Power tripping bitch totally had it coming
>>87670049
My man Randle was just tryna fuck a 15 year old hedidn't deserve a lobotomy
>>87670106
Is he /ourguy/?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy – the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
>>87669976
>comedies will never have writing this funny again
>>87669976
I ritualistically shave my testicles every morning.
looking back, these movies were actually funny; except for the 2nd one for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnwgbH0TPbI
Tell me this little bitch dies in the IT movie or else I'm not watching it.
I fucking hate this kid so much. I hate his 28yo Jewish lesbian face, I hate his fucking voice, I hate his fucking tryhard name, I fucking hate him.
Does he die in the movie?
>>87669832
Yes he dies
>>87669832
No
> Smile.jpg
those finnfag lovers are so creepy I can't tell if one of them made this thread, I could honestly see them doing it
Who green lighted this shit?
>>87670068
>Green lighted
You mean Green lit. And the fanbase did, when they wanted A Dark Knight Returns movie.
>>87670068
Someone with taste and tired of generic capepoop.
>>87670068
The green light was given because as a concept it was sound. 9 scripts thrown together later it turned into a 3hr long incoherent mess.
How hard do you think Will Graham shit himself when Hannibal escaped?
also was Red Dragon underrated?
>>87669778
No, Red Dragon isn't that good a movie.
Watch Manhunter instead. It has a good story, and potrays Hannibal in a more realistic manner instead of mysterious in a cool way.
Now I suppose you could fault the Hannibal TV series for doing that a bit too, but Mads performance as him was just too fucking good.
>>87669889
Both are good you contrain faggot
>>87669889
>manhunter
hnnnnnnnng
Can we all agree that the Super Mario Bros. movie was kino?
It was a Little too close to the videogame
>>87669770
It's gotten a little better with time I guess. I look at it as kind of a beautiful nightmare. The movie took everything a child in the early 90s loved (dinosaurs and video games) and totally fucked it up in a totally unique way.
>>87669806
lol oh come on. you know he meant they tried to transpose things in the game directly and fucked it up, instead of just making a movie with some elements of the game.
is he the greatest living director?
Sure if your parents are siblings
He and Lynch.
Only 2 left.
>>87669783
>someone spent time making this.
The LYNCHery continues.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13879597/
https://pastebin.com/mcKYsFib (embed)
Meanwhile >>87433292
post the best song of the s3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QczxCxFRUf0
iRkEd To No EnD
Was Jason a virgin? I bet /tv/ can relate to him.
He's smashed plenty of chicks
>>87669319
>I bet /tv/ can relate to him.
Well he's big guy...
>>87669429
lmao based
Well... what would you do in this dramatic scene /tv/?
>>87669114
Go to town on that 35 year old woman.
Browse /tv/, /pol/, and /co/
>>87669114
>go upstairs
>put on a long sleeve shirt and sweats
>wedge the door
>banepost
ITT: Actors who murdered people
Patton Oswalt
>>87669742
Half sac from Sons of Anarchy. Killed his landlady and her cat then suicided.
Why didn't they wear masks?
Sunglasses hardly make for an effective disguise
Why don't you wear a mask so no one has to see your ugly mug?
because Mr Blonde killed everyone
>>87669376
Oh shit OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>There will N E V E R be another """""comfy""""" Simpsons thread
Thank god for based sneedposting. Insipid nostalgia circlejerks belong on /co/, or maybe r*ddit.
>>87668998
Sneedposting is fun
Sneed
It's enough that I live in a cunt where they communicate everyday with Simpsons references
Sneed is a good guy