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Why didn't they just shoot Waldemar with a gun or rifle?
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Because he has a piece of the Triforce, nothing besides the master sword will work.
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what was voldemort's tax policy?
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Why not just time travel to save everyone, it worked before
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What exactly was he the Prince of? Why did no one in the town a few miles from his castle notice he'd been gone? They said he used to collect taxes, so evidently he used to play some kind of active role in their lives. And if he's a Prince, that means there is a King and/or Queen who is related to him. Why did they not notice he and his entire staff just vanished one day? Maybe they assumed he was dead, but then wouldn't someone inherit his seat in order to keep his part of the Kingdom running? Seems like a really flimsy system of government, to be honest.
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>>84030161
Still a better ruler than Trump.
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FONGULD BRUMPTH BTFO
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>>84030161
IT'S A FUCKING FAIRY TALE WITH A MAGICAL FUCKING CLOCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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Post your best hard to watch moments
Have you ever bombed with public speaking before? I have fuck it hurts to watch this f a m
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFBfkX7F0Xg
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>>84030092
this isnt even le /r/cringe
its just fucking gay
stop being a fag and go watch previous years of e3, thats the real awkwardness..
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What are some potentially great movies bogged down with incomprehensible technobabble? 2017-06-18 10:56:11 Post No.84030046
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What are some potentially great movies bogged down with incomprehensible technobabble?
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What the fuck is this absolute sack of shit? One of the most boring fucking films I've ever had the misfortune to watch.
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you had to watch it to find out it sucked? i can tell by looking at the pic you posted.
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What the fuck is this absolute sack of shit? One of the most boring fucking films I've ever had the misfortune to watch.
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>>84030074
>a guy I know actually thinks like this
His favourite movie is Expendables 2. Cool guy in general and nice to play games with, but delve into anything deeper intellectually and... well, you'll regret it.
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this sucks
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>>84029947
said the pleb
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>>84029947
truly sorry that you weren't able to appreciate this masterpiece
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>>84029947
your mom sucks my dolce vita right outta my cock
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what was in the safe? 2017-06-18 10:48:12 Post No.84029929
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Just started s2 of the leftovers, holy shit this plummeted fast 2017-06-18 10:45:35 Post No.84029886
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Just started s2 of the leftovers, holy shit this plummeted fast
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Season 1 of The Leftovers was really promising, besides the empty symbolism Damon Lindelof couldn't help shoeing in, the societal turf war was really beginning to take off. The character building of the neighbourhood was slow but ultimately decent.
And then suddenly season 2 arrives,
>holy shit, this is the most infuriating intro of all time
>lol, let's forget about the dog killing mystery man and Garvey's relationship with his wife tieing him to Mapleton.
>hey, let's get a (((romance))) going on with the next door neighbour because this show needs to be culturally enriched.
>Wife of prisoner runs into forest to rescue a bird from a fucking box.
>forget about the social commentary we've started on the law and expectations of it, let's talk about good and evil bro
>you can practically hear Tom Perotta gritting his teeth over Lindelof moving the show to a new town just because of the pie narrative.
>you couldn't have just as easily have said anything in the first few episodes in Mapleton than Miracle
>No further mention of Christine.
>The Garvey family has become flanderised beyond belief.
Am I missing something here? I thought people were praising the show but it's shit the bed immediately into its second season with "hey guys let's put the logical second episode first". Someone should have told the writers that they're no fucking David Simon or David Chase and aren't equipped well enough to dance with structure and metaphor.
Tempted to drop the show which I haven't done to any show in a long while.
Does it get better? Why the high ratings? Is it just residue from the first season being well-tempered?
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the show is way better from the second season on but since you're a dumb /pol/tard you can just drop it bitch
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>>84029886
you're trying to evaluate it as a sci-fi show, OP, but the writers are writing a soap opera for females. it's all about the relationship drama like will he forgive her and will they get back together again and stuff like that.
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Cry more nigger.
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Ramona Flowers vs Remus Lupin
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What was this scene trying to convey?
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that he could sailing his own yacht instead of sharing a fucking train ride with niggers n stuff
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The world goes on. Nothing has changed.
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>>84029858
All that shit happened and no one cares. Also, he remembers when he said Jordan about "my balls fucking sweat". He wins anothing and nobody else does.
Can you say you've seen the film if you missed 10minutes of it?
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>>84029847
*rapes you*
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If you looked away for one second and missed a line of dialogue can you say you've seen the movie?
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All memes aside though if you don't watch a film's credits then you literally haven't finished the film. People deserve credit and acknowledgement for their work.
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Happy Father's Day, Dad. ;_;
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Thanks, son.
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Damnit, anon. You made me cry. ;_;
Was just imagining that's him saying that from where he's right now looking down at me.
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>>84029800
Im real dissapointed in you son, stop watching those chinese cartoons and go get a girlfriend (female)
Why was she so rude in this scene? He was trying to play chess.
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Who's being less social, the guy playing chess by himself, or the girl dancing to music and drinking?
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>modern director tries to make a neo-Giallo film
>its pure cinematic masturbation and totally misses the point of the originals
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>shitposting kid makes thread on /tv/ about subject he knows nothing about
>gets no replies but one that tells him to kill himself
Kill yourself you dumb fucking shitstain.
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>>84029808
nice blog post
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>pure cinematic masturbation and totally misses the point of the originals
just so you know im gonna put this quote on my tshirt
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>You will never get comfy and watching tv with your jailfu
Why live?
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What show is this?