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make me a sandwich?

>>84108074
dont shoot me with that gun carl
damn.. i couldnt hold my tears but at that scene

he already ruined the franchise, why would you want to go for round 2?

>>84108119

Cause I don't want to see any more stupid blue monkeys. Is that a problem?

>>84108062
He's the only director to not fuck up or negatively affect the franchise in any way
>inb4 muh marines
He should leave it that way

Childhood is idolizing Ridley
adulthood is realizing James Cameron was the true genius and Ridley lost his mind

>>84108061
Damn, I can't reemeber what happened, but I once met him at a grocery stroe.

Rad dude

>>84109021
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>84109374
>rich celebrity
>tries to steal candy anyway
Also where did this pasta originate? Seems like a reddit story

I always wonder what he would be doing now if he were alive. He probably be a failure and be doing VoD films.

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Comedy kino thread?

>>84107770
didnt that guy die from speedball?

>>84107373
>>>/hr/2933940

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fucking bitch

>>84107370
are you an idiot?

Was Vito gay? I never really understood why he sucked that guy's dick, and let that other guy fuck him in the ass.

Primer. Literally a movie for retards.

>>84107106

>75% of the series is zany comedy relief farces that aren't trying to be scary even a little

Nah, it was shit for a "horror" anthology.

>>84108814
YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH! RRRRAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>84110532
he's right tho, the fucking mummy playing poker comes to mind
many of them also just end with the plot only half finished

monsters was the superior show

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>AND YOUR OTHER PARTY

>>84107104
>finna

What does this even mean? Who even says this? Why is op a dumb frog poster?

>>84107131
fixing to = going to/trying to

Thank god that other guy would put mixtape sin the bottom of my popcorn.

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>>84107008
The schedule included myself, Robert, and Lane. Who are you?

>>84107228
That's a big popcorn

>woman only did bad things because she was being manipulated... by a man

>>84107074
Shut up faggot. We're talking about ambiguous endings.

>>84106985

Predictable, and lacking any sort of emotional impact due to how underdeveloped the characters were?

Yes, dat ending indeed.

By the time black scientist died I was starting to get a bit bored. You could tell they were running out of ideas and the rest of the film would be waiting around for the finale.

The ending was horrifying in a similar way to Alien Covenant but it still came across as forced, unnecessary, and frankly just cruel. It just leaves a bad taste in your mouth and makes the entire film seem pointless.

>>84107482
have you ever considered the possibility you're a faggot?

The movie felt like it was six hours long, as somehow, despite only being 90 minutes, the fact everyone was so utterly and completely stupid seemed to make every scene last forever.

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>>84106976
for you

>>84107088
nice