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Serious or not, he's still in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

The Spider-Man movies were Raimi. TDK was Nolan. The other Batman movies, Burton. They were made by actual filmmakers, not randoms poached from TV with no interest in cinematography, score or anything else cinematic.

>Fincher
>Rosamund Pike playing Amber Heard
Duh

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Thank God we have Taylor Swifts leftovers to save us from the monkey.

The 4th wall is always tricky.

>>84125547

I am not even joking when I tell you I droppes the series at this scene. I always thought Frank just talked to himself as evidenced in that scene when the supreme court justice asked him to repeat his words

>>84125547
>>84126125
the ending of episode 1 of season 2has frank talking directly to the audience??