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>>84156500
vumoo.li

>>84156899
This one and the new solarmovies clone are hosted at the same server afaik

Seems dodgy af

>>84156447
H-he's fast!

You forgot my falcon chow what the fuck

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>His dad doesn't talk to him, and his mom left before he was born
>How....how could she do that?

It took me way too long to get this joke

>>84156877
I don't get it

>>84156376
Who?

that one guy from that one movie

>>84156376
Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray

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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

"I'll return."
- Arnold Blacknigger, 1984 in "Conan the barbarian"

"Don't go there!"

-Grandalf the Green, at the passage of Crazy-Doom

>>84156245
I have to watch everything on 1.25 speed. I can't stand movies at all, only an idiot would sit through something at normal speed.

>>84156245

>frogposter
>short attention span stemming from ADHD
>probably also autistic

It all fits.

>>84156245
I do other shit to keep myself occupied while watching
>vape (inb4 fag)
>chop up lines of drugs and snort them (takes a considerable amount of focus)
>eat food
>play a mindless game like minesweeper

The creature changed it's shape to brace him and ensure he made it to the ground alive. I assume, anyway. Not sure why it cares since people are gonna come investigate the capsule either way, but maybe it was hedging its best to ensure it had something to eat in the event there was nothing else around or it took too long or whatever.

The creature doesn't really make sense. There's no reason it should have known how orbital mechanics and reentry worked or have had any idea there was a planet full of food waiting for it below.

I wish that they didn't give Calvin a face. He was scarier when he was ball of tentacles

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Because the whole movie is a viral marketing stunt for the Venom movie

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>triggered by a talking cars toy commercial

You fuckwits know no bottom and it's beautiful

>>84155988
>"How dare they refer to the Civil Rights Era! I-I'm n-not racist o-or anything!"

I want /pol/ to leave

>>84156039
>>84156614
Triggered by painfully obvious bait.

>>84155858
Fuck off racist. We on /tv/ dont want racism or hate speech

>>84155911
I actually laughed at this.

>>84155858
>I'm really racists.

He's multiple people? What the fuck Raimi?

>>84155763

The Japs should make a live action Transformers movie. Couldn't be worse than the soulless Bayshit.

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>>84155738
Yes he inspired me to go Crazy and Hyphy.