ITT: Extremely underrated action movies
Worst one in the series and almost killed it before we could get Cruisekino
>>84203486
Fuck yourself, it's my favorite. I hope John Woo shows up to your house and beats the shit out of you
>>84203458
When's the last time you actually went to watch a movie in a theater?
>>84203430
Today.
whenever the live action ghost in the shell came out
it was pretty nice as everyone had enough room between each other since no one watched it
the seats were very comfy too
only problem was it was in 3d
I went to It Comes at Night a few days ago
>Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you, you are just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a... canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?
>Can *you*?
holy shit
I DID NOT MURDER HIM
>>84203420
>can a nigger?
negro BTFO
Movies that couldn't be made today
trve kino
So I get on the internet right boo doopity doo so I can promote my show ya know F is for Family. So I'm there right and these...fuckin animals over there keep posting pictures of that guy from the batman movie right. Every time I say one of the ole "good goal team big goal we gotta get more of those" yknow about the bawwwsstooonnn *leans back* bruins, some asshole some maniac says "for you" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? For who? Me? The fuck is this shit. Listen up ya cunts if ya see old billy redtitsover heya trying to do some promotin to pay the bills like a goddamn man then keep that for you horeshit to yourself. For me? No, Fuck you for you! Hey Nia, get in here with the urn filled with cleos ashes.
I chuckled, OP
>>84203295
Time for a live ad read, bill.
>>84203295
He is really ugly
How long will it be until Armond White ruins its perfect rating?
Opening day prob
You just know he's going to accuse the film of glorifying crime culture because the main cast are all gangsters and talk about that for the entire review
>>84204003
He picked Scott Pilgrim as his best flick of the year and he generally likes Wright's films
I think he'll pos this
>>84204039
Like QT, Edger's flicks are made upon the knowledge of craftsmanship. The clips from his films can be used to educate the film schoolers. Almond wouldn't trash this effort for sure, anon.
What are some movies with bears?
Why are bears simultaneously adorable and terrifying
>>84203247
That's what happens when cute things are quick to murder you.
really makes you ponder.
We all know these two are the pinnacle of film making, its not open to debate. So straight to the point.
Which team are you on?
They're pretty different
>>84203209
kubrick is machine
tarkovsky is poet and philosopher
I wouldn't advocate one over the other, there's room for both.
>The studio has been on the hunt for a new actress to take on the role, and the finalists came down to Claire Foy and Felicity Jones, sources say.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/claire-foy-early-talks-star-girl-spiders-web-1003942
Foy has denied the casting so it may be Jones still up for the role.
Gross
Rooney on suicide watch.
c'mon Fede, I know you want this, make it real
What would a modern Seinfeld remake look like?
Jery get ipad
>>84203073
Its Always Sunny
Jerry would be a plug and Constanza would be hitting stains and giving brain
Is there any reason why witches were so popular back in the 90s? Hocus Pocus, Sabrina, Charmed, Craft, Practical Magic, Blair Witch
Harry Potter ruined witches. In the proper setting a witch is fucking terrifying.
>>84203031
Don't forgrt Buffy. Maybe some sort of wave of feminism that was actually marketable unlike first wave feminism in the 60s? They'd have "taken back" witchcraft but it would have been all hippy-dippy and new agey. Nothing people would watch. In the 90s "girls kicking butt" was still fresh and witchcraft would be the perfect thing to reinvent and make badass. Died down because the badass chick trope is so old now and modern feminists hate fun.
The rise of militant feminism coincided with the downfall of women being portrayed as evil cackling cunts who should be avoided at all costs
who could play her in the inevitable biopic?
the sarlacc from star wars
Christen Press is cuter
based Dane Cook thread.
>>84202900
go back to 2005
>>84202900
I too am a teenage girl from the early 2000s
>>84202900
I find him hilarious : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXtVzj9y-bo
Hahaaha he totally destroys fedoras in this