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people age, brainlet

They've been replaced by literal whos quipping.

Leonardo DiCaprio is still around.

>women
>funny

Pick one.

Just masturbate to something else.

>>84229457
The only woman I've ever laughed at was Mary on storage wars

>>84229446
Damn. Good slasher. More like this outside the usual mentions?

>>84229446
LINK

Paris Hilton role of life. Fairy awarded with well-deserved golden raspberry.

>>84229419
>didn't beat or starve him
>gave him a nice room with a piano and good furniture
>presented his case to the medical community with the hope that someday science would find a cure

Yeah. Naw.

you know this is, excuse me, a damn fine plate of potato's.

Was Elephant Man a lodge inhabitant?

>>84229339
She has big legs.

I remember I read the desription on tv and instantly prepared to fap. I sat with a limp dick hanging out of my pants for the entirety of this shitty movie.

this was good porno-lite when I was 11

>>84229337

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>>84229325
whoa

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

>>84229322
>Telling him to go to bed without letting him brush his teeth
What the FUCK was Doc and Harry's problem?

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:c

>>84229322
Is this worth getting into or is it gay trash?

>>84229276
All I know is that I want Mr. Darcy to fuck me up the ass.

>>84229414
alri mr Bingley

>>84229441
No no no don't you mean Mr Bennet

Why would Paul immediately say, "Does Andrew sleepwalk?" Sure, it can be paranoia, but who can honestly say they think that clearly in paranoia? Rather, Paul's question is defensive and suspicious. Hence again Will and Kim's fear.

Also, there's more to Paul and Travis's relationship that tends towards the extremist family viewpoint (Paul never letting Travis doing anything on the boy's own, and failing to teach him to do so [e.g., getting mad that the rope/tape isn't a foot and a half long]; Will being the one who finally teaches Travis how to cut wood)] that leads to the conclusion that the family is, in short, crazy. From this we can apply it to the average household...

(2/2)

this is a joke but the punchline wouldn't work anywhere but here

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>not sneaking your eggs in with cargo pants
>not adhering to the one egg per pocket rule
>ASKING for mayo rather than just bringing your own jar and spoon using your inner coat pockets

what a fucking scrub

>>84229132
>An 70-something

Is this a meme? Why do I keep seeing people use "an" incorrectly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO-E2T1hayU

>>84229017
>>>/mu/

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yes minus the fa

only after he got AIDS. there's no going back so you might as well give in to your gay fantasies

Well, you may have noticed the party rockers in the house tonight

I've given a small loan to Sneed to start his own business since Chuck just wasn't working out.