Convince me this movie is utter garbage, because I currently have the mistaken impression that this is possibly the best superhero(ine) movie I have ever seen in my life.Even better than Nolan's Batman movies.
I refuse to believe a superhero movie with a strong independent female lead could be so empowering and satisfying to watch.
kill yourself shill
>>84255903
>mistaken impression
are you sure about? you seem to have the correct impression
>>84255923
>replies to this thread within 40 seconds of posting
Yeah I wonder who the real shill is here, Mr. Bot
She'd be the perfect Velma in a live action Scooby Doo movie, /tv/. You know this to be true.
Bumping with Jon Hamm for Bruce Wayne.
My wife
>>84256059
He'd work way better as Clark Kent
Has he ever gotten BTFO?
I ain't no bitch, chef
I'd BTFO him if he ever cursed me out to my face, brits are fucking insufferable.
>>84255669
There's one where the restaurant owner was in the right from the Muslim version of the show
Alright chumps let's do this...
>>84255587
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black swan is a horror though
black swan is shit though
Fuck you I liked it.
The Butterfly Effect
Drive
I've come to the conclusion that the opinions of people who aren't sci-fi fans can't be trusted when it comes to sci-fi, these are all constantly panned, even by /tv/ but great:
>2010: The Year We Make Contact
>Alien 3
>Alien vs. Predator
>Battleship
>Resident Evil: Extinction
>Thor
What does /tv/ think of this?
>>84255555
Dank quints bruh cakes. It's a great flick, relatively faithful to the book. One of my personal favorites.
>>84255555
FUCK
>>84255555
Honestly an amazingly film
>*smiles*
>do you know what the dutch like to eat for breakfast, mr. stussy?
>>84255456
Boterhammen met gesmolten kaas?
>>84255456
I like to vomit too
>>84255456
can you just... take the money back?
what's up /tv/
what are you fellas and ladies eating and watching tonight?
Probably some trashy horror flick. gonna fight the urge to eat anything more because i need to get FIT
>>84255420
what brand of pizza is that5
>>84255420
this is bait
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>anime
Eva is a garbage clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in waifu faggotry and NEUROSIS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The broken, angsty characters all trying their hardest to hide from their mental issues, the SYMBOLISM, peculiar, complex machinery, the whole Freudian faggotry and everything about the Evangelion world fuels their fantasies of being a patrician, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on guilt tripping, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underage retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Moses, I am Pharaoh
Pharaoh, I'm YHWH
i might juzst fucking kill myself tonight
>>84255122
You're a big sultan
>character dumbs down advanced theoretical quantum physics to sticking a pencil through a folded sheet of paper
>>84255115
>Black guy says "Wait, dats da engish version!?"
>Audience laughs
>Smart character explains complex scientific concepts using the English language
>kids ask parents how babys are made
>dad sticks a soda can through a doughnut
Just re-watched Spider-Man 1 and 2 back to back. First one is a bit rough but definitively has its moments but the second one really improves and is just really fucking good capeshit.
About to watch the third one, was it that bad?
use the //archive for over 9000 answers for that very same question
>About to watch the third one, was it that bad?
Yes, only the first two films in Raimi's white power masterpiece are worth watching,
3 is bad because they felt the need to cram three villains into one movie when one villain only previously worked for the last two films
Why was this guy praised again?
>>84254795
What was the deal with the robot arm gimmick, was waiting the entire movie for him to do something cool with it
He had screen presence. The problem however was that he and his whole crew were absolutely incompetent and the robotic limbs adding nothing to the narrative. The Reavers were the weakest part of the movie.
>>84256654
>Every little detail must advance the plot one way or another
Pleb as fuck.
Can /tv/ recommend other movies about billionaires abusing their wealth to oppress people?
>>84254634
>out a billionaire as gay when he didnt want outing
>outing him while he's on a business trip to Saudi Arabia of all places
>Get upset when he'd take any chance to shut you down
>>84254695
It's called Journalism faggot.
>>84254754
gawker was a blogging website at best
>Anything else like this?
>>84254492
These digits
>>84254561
No, these digits.