>be Walt Kowalski
>dedicated racist
>follow Dragon Lady to a Gook Party because you have nothing better to do and she has a nice ass
>follow her to a literal underground Fishead party
>watch qt Oriental Beauty talking with three young Zipperheads that want to fuck her
>watch her looking at that Toad that tried to steal your Gran Torino
>she watches you in the room
>(not hard to notice since you're the only person in the whole house bigger than 6 feet)
>she ditches the Three Stooges and goes talk to you
>tfw you are a racist 78 years old Grandpa, and manage to steal cute Yummy-Yummy from Toad Men & Click Clack, Ding Dong and Charlie Chan's crew
How much Alpha can one man only be!?
test
Was he racist? I thought he was just very bitter and jaded.
>>84273320
Brazzers logo pls
Why did they choose someone with huge butch lesbian man shoulders and slightly manly face to play xena when they could have gotten someone cute and petite?
She looks a little but tranny like desu.
>>84273316
Perhaps it's because she's meant to be a warrior princess.
Also she was a bit part on some other show prior that got her own spin-off
>>84273316
Actual fucking faggot spotted
>>84273336
>princess
>not warrior butch person
What are some comfy core films besides this one?
Hey friend there's this website called reddit where you might be able to find some help :>)
>>84273127
In the mood for love
Chungking Express
Fallen Angels
Any Wes Anderson movie
Before Sunset/Sunrise/etc
On The Road
Is anyone else annoyed by the fact they race bent Batgirl?
good thread
She was bettee than the others, so no.
I am annoyed by the fact that Arnett can't use Bojack's voice for Batman. The shitty Bale growl gets grating after a while.
You really earned this one op
You can pin point the exact second cinema died.
iconic
>>84272920
That frame rate
>>84272920
Why is that so smooth? I thought only The Hobbit got the 48fps treatment.
>be Cowand
>chick en
Is there incest undertone in this cartoon?
>>84272889
>coward chicken
>>84272889
One of the best cartoons ever
Pic related
>>84272900
you're trying too hard
just be yourself
>>84272868
all of bvs
Does /tv/ like Anne Hathaway?
what like does she have a way with words or sumptin tss
>>84272857
As the designated representative of /tv/ I can tell you that we officially endorse Anne Hathaway.
I like the idea of rubbing my penis all over her body and face, and her movies aren't too bad either. So she's acceptable.
Is it worth paying $14.9 to see Sofia chained up?
>>84272791
Yes, when it comes out on Blu-Ray. Then you can fap in private.
No. The Mummy was terrible.
>>84272791
It's a good movie. Tom Cruise's sidekick is really funny. All of the visuals are nice. It's fun.
>watch the kitchen scene on youtube
>think it looks funny
>check out imdb page w/o reading deep into reviews
>everyone shits all over it
Without explaining the plot, what went wrong with the movie?
>>84272762
It was ahead of its time
>>84272807
my guess is just it was a bit too creepy for a movie with kids involved in it.
I'm just a little scared of wasting my time on low rating movies since watching Exposed till the bitter end
any other opinions regarding the subject?
was a reason ever offered as to why one of the most important young wizards in history was entrusted into the care of his selfish, stubborn muggle relatives?
It's the law.
I don't know but stick around for a slightly edited stale pasta
>>84272573
does muggle law always apply to the wizarding world?!
sorry... Grown ass man trying to get into harry potter here
What should I watch tonight /tv/?
Some good kinos in here, watch them all faggot
>>84272513
Videodrome
>>84272513
jarhead
This is absolute kino
Why did RLM tell me it was shit
Thank you based Bay for making kino
Why are you such a brain dead sheep listening to reddit letter media?
>>84272375
it was ok, but michael bay being michael bay doesn't know how to add impact to a scene with any sense of subtlety.
>>84272375
Because it was accidental kino and critics/viewers can't separate it from how they know it was perceived.
Michael Bay thought he had some goofy, funny, entertaining romp on his hands and he made it with that in mind just like everything else he ever did. But the very fact that Michael Bay didn't see the art, the beauty of the need for success/meaning/self actualization, etc. manifested purely in these stupid, animalistic individuals, drives that reach us all but seem so much nobler and more substantial when viewed through our own eyes as the art that it was, speaks to how painfully relevant the movie accidentally was.
If someone like PTA had made this movie critics would have loved it.
God fucking christ almighty, IS THIS SHIT GOING SOMEWHERE ??
>>84272360
I'm guessing you're memeing, baiting or you're one of those people who fell for the twin peaks bandwagon but wasn't prepared to get lynched
>>84272378
I love when normies try and watch Twin Peaks because it's now trendy too and fail to realize Lynch isn't catering to them and they have to work out what is actually happening rather than being spoonfed.
Normies stick to capeshit.
>>84272360
LE LYNCHED
LE XD BASED LE LYNCH
>apparently Zendayas character in Spiderman Homecoming goes by the name Michelle Jones
so she will be a original character but has the initials MJ, i think it's much better than blackwashing a white character, thoughts?
Im gonna watch it because Zendaya is top qt unlike that roastie Bella Thorne
>>84272192
good. forcing a known character to be another race or sexuality is just fucking retarded when you can do this.
>imblying that was the intention from the start
prepare yourselves for horrible adr every 7 minutes