>wants to have sex with Chad at a party
>gets her pussy dicked by chad
>realises Chad won't commit to her after she let him fuck her
>he just nexted her like all the other girls because she's not special
>calls it rape and kills herself
>>84309433
uh what...that's not what happened
>>84309433
>begs chad to let her suck his dick
>he finally gives in and lets her do it
>she realizes that she doesn't actually like the taste
>calls it rape and kills herself
Being so lonely and bitter that it warps your perception of reality must be wild
Thoughts?
Fun
only slasher I like along with psycho
Kino
Is there such a thing as an attractive adult virgin?
only if he can get dubs in this thread
>>84309312
Well it ain't you, OP
>>84309312
Tim Tebow
>Beginning of Season: We have a promising new venture that we think is going to be amazing.
>Middle of Season: Oh no things are getting pretty shit. Nothing is going according to plan!
>End of Season: Thank god we're the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth consistently!
>Rinse and Repeat
Why do people even like this?
Because there are "in jokes" about tech and the internet that make redditors feel like they're in the know
Because it's just a skeleton for jokes. At least it used to be. Now the jokes are a let down and the plot isn't strong enough to make it that interesting.
it had good jokes, the polt was just a backdrop for them.
>>84309089
prometheus desu senpai
Prometheus, Covenant has some really bad pacing and character problems.
Alien > Prometheus > aliens > covenant >> rest
The Return Edition
https://pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm
Meanwhile: >>84298569
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY
>>84309234
>confirmed
Nice source m80.
>jumping man isnt the 1st
feels bad, man
Would Batman Beyond ever work as a live action movie?
why wouldnt it? it would be pretty good I think.
Probably
CGI everything
Why did the media focus on the stupid shit in this documentary, such as Putin saying he wouldn't shower with a gay man or that he doesn't have bad days because he's not a woman, but not focus on serious stuff like Putin accusing the west of supporting Caucasian Islamic terrorists or pointing out the fact that the CIA's own 25 page report asserted there was no evidence of Russian government trying to hack the election?
>>84308732
What happened to you to make you this naive
putin is a bad guy. he has done bad things as the head of the russian government
but in the context of political discussion, shitting on putin is akin to arguing in favor of starting a war with russia. that is what the media is trying to instigate
we should reiterate that it is not America's job to punish other world leaders. there is no action the US government can take to make the situation better.
I totally lost respect for Putin after he was shown Dr.Strangelove.
He had no idea what it was or who Kubrick even was. What a pleb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZPmjPm8bC8
Actors you dislike for no reason
he has the range of a boiled potato
>>84308734
also his face is weird
>>84308747
he looks like he uses two hands to turn a doorknob
History is a whitewash edition
WE WUZ:>>84298174
Reminder that The Doctor Falls will be disappointing and you shouldn't be hyped for it.
Reminder Moffat is a pandering hack.
Asylum of the Daleks could've been fucking great
Instead we get 3 minutes of daleks and a brown storage facility.
I wanted to see insane Daleks, multiple levels of the asylum (each themed), and a simple action plot where the doctor has to do x and get out, but he has to go through all that shit first.
*DING*
*DONG*
*DONG DONG DONG DONG*
I loved this show and participated in the meme threads here in this cancerous place when the show was still running. Funny how I completely forgot about it's existence after it was over. It will never be Sopranos.
What do you think of John Wayne?
He's a meme actor, pilgrim
Good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUzRyPuuSVQ
>>84308741
I meant his movies not his politics. Please don't shit in this thread.
Brando and Robert Duvall get a lot of credit, but Sheen's acting, including his extremely well-done narration, really makes this movie.
>>84308474
Agreed completely. Sheen's all subtlety in this film, but goddamn does he have presence. Some trivia: Sometimes Sheen was so sick that they had his brother, Emilio Esteves, do narration for him.
His performance reminds me of this painting, which popularized the term "thousand yard stare".
>>84308474
>>84308505
he had a really shitty period in his life and even had a minor heart attack due to stress and drinking during shooting that's why some parts are narrated by his brother. GOD-tier acting
Was it kino?
It was spooky hearing other peoples experiences.
>>84307989
I don't know what the fuck this whatever is, but yeah, sleep paralysis is scary shit.
I've only ever had it happen once, but when I did, I saw a tall, thin shadowman with the head of a wolf at the foot of my bed that slowly glided up next to me and crouched down next to my head when it was just out of my vision. All the while my limbs felt like they were made of lead and I just barely was able to point at the fucker which seemed to cause it to leave, I guess as I sort of forced my body awake to end the episode.
It's crazy shit to just see a being like that, clear as day. Unforgettable experience.
>>84308169
Shits terrifying. It happened to me randomly but sometimes often from the ages of 10-27 or so, taking many different forms.
It used to fuck me up, but after so long I started being aggressive towards any of the things that I would see and it hasnt happened (in a scary manner at least) in quite some time.
It spooky
how did they turn this shit around? its actually decent now
Is it actually good now? I watched the first season and didn't even know the show was planned to keep going.
because they brought back the only good character
>>84308015
season 3 is good but you have to watch season 1 and 2