TV quotes that changed your life thread.
>>84372464
damn, he is just like me
this show is a 10/10
All things that live die, man is the only one that worries about what comes after.
Didn't change my life at all but I heard it the other day and I thought "Yeah that's good"
Anyone not like him? why? He is fucking awesome.
Is he /ourguy/
>>84372422
He makes entertainment, not art. His films are basically for normalfags who un ironically watch capeshit to feel intelligent and artsy.
>obnoxious as fuck trailers
>98% RT
Am I missing something? Or are the trailers just short-selling it?
>>84372167
I know nothing about the movie, so I can't say, but trailers always lie if they can. Never trust them.
I drive
Edgar Wright is a faggot
What do you think of the TV celebrity phenomenon of "new atheists".
>>Hitchens was born in Portsmouth, Hampshire, the elder of two boys.[8][9] His parents, Eric Ernest Hitchens (1909–1987) and Yvonne Jean Hitchens (née Hickman; 1921–1973), met in Scotland when both were serving in the Royal Navy during World War II.[10] Later in life, Hitchens identified as ethnically Jewish—since Judaism is matrilineal and his mother was Jewish.[11][12][13]
>Harris was born on April 9, 1967 in Los Angeles,[11] the son of actor Berkeley Harris and TV producer Susan Harris (née Spivak), who created The Golden Girls.[12] His father came from a Quaker background and his mother is a secular Jew.[13]
>Maher was born in New York City. His father, William Aloysius Maher, Jr.,[1] was a network news editor and radio announcer, and his mother, Julie (Berman) Maher, was a nurse.[2] He was raised in his Irish-American father's Roman Catholic religion. Until his early teens, he was unaware that his mother, whose family was from Hungary,[10] was Jewish.[11][12][13]
Harris is easily the best and least fedora of the prominent new atheists.
Gee I wonder what
>>84371610
Denouncing religion includes shitting on Judaism, this thread is stupid
best spanish film?
best spanish show?
best spanish actor and actress?
>>84371066
Sleep Tight
Esperanza Gomez
>>84371066
>she will never do nude scenes
;_;
>>84370896
What if Snoke is Rey's daddy?
>>84370896
Snoke hasn't got a nigger nose
/thread
they are both bald so it must be true
CRIME IS LEGAL FOR ONE NIGHT LMAOand it somehows lower the crime rates through the rest of the year (???)
The second and third movie reveal that The Purge is actually just an excuse for the government to send kill squads out to murder poor people so the economy stays good.
They never really acknowledge the fact that all crime is legal. Even rape.
You'd have gangs of assholes going house to house raping everyone.
It wouldn't be epic at all, it would be horrible.
>>84370023
>It wouldn't be epic at all, it would be horrible.For you.
ITT: things that could never be made in 2017.
I'll start.
>>84369204
I really liked this show for some reason when I was 15, can't remember if it was actually good or if I was just a dumb kid
>>84369204
>>84369204
Toot was the funniest waifu.
>20th Anniversary of Disney's best movie and soundtrack
and no thread? This is a modern masterpiece.
>>84368992
BLESS MAH SOUL
>>84368992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOL-EJZjmp0
It's fun.
>>84369018
HERC IS ON A ROLL
Apparently Disney is doing a "That's So Raven" spin-off in which she and Chelsea are divorced single mothers raising their kids in a house together with the fathers out of the picture and they discover that one of Raven's kids has psychic powers just like her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZrjvwPeKIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHXKnwk000Q
Wait. The show ended ten years ago and they were still in high school. Are we supposed to believe this all happened in ten years.
>>84368753
My parents marriage lasted a year
Name me one memorable episode of That's So Raven.
I'll wait.
Can you relate to him?
Manual labor fucking sucks
>>84368063
Yes, i'm 23 and dont know what to do with my life, i recently graduated and i'm working a shitty job and i dont know what career i should do, i dont want a crappy job that i'll hate into my 40s.
>>84368096
that is the flaw of the movie, but in the original version the foreman was gonna come up to Peter and Lawrence and give them a hard time, to drive the point home that work sucks no matter what you do. The suits cut that scene out, but you can see the foreman walking up to them as the camera crane pulls up when the scene is ending.
https://youtu.be/3EvUzzbzFNc
Can we have kino moments in day time talk shows?
>Guy gets invited on Jenny Jones under the premise that someone had a secret crush on him.
>Show lies and says it is a woman
>Turns out it's his gay neighbor who tells the audience his sexual fantasies about him.
>Guy isn't gay
>He goes home, gets a gun and shoots his neighbor dead
Who was in the wrong here?
>>84366125
>nigger children
>needs to wonder if he is really the father
are these niggas for real?
Also at what point did these type of shows stop being real. I could have sworn Ricki lake and Jerry springer felt pretty real in the 90s.....then again I was a kid and didn't know better.
>>84365753
faggot deserved it, they think they can get away with anything because they act like women but they're not women. They all have an ego and they think they can "convert" any straight dude into being gay.
>Speaking with Uproxx about his new film Baby Driver, Wright admitted he not only hasn’t seen Ant-Man, but hasn’t even watched the trailer.
>“I haven’t seen it and I haven’t even seen the trailer…The closest I came to it was that somebody sitting near me on a flight was watching it. And when I saw that the person sitting next to me was going to watch the movie, I thought, hmm, maybe I’m going to do some work on my laptop.”
>And while he says he doesn’t regret leaving the film, it would be hard for Wright to view the movie without picking it apart. As for any issues between him and Reed, Wright admits they essentially haven’t had any communication.
>“I have not spoken to him at all. I think the last communication I had with him is I said, “’Please don’t just use my storyboards,’ and then I’ve never spoken to him anymore ever since.”
MARVEL BTFO
>>84363259
>the film in my mind is superior so I cannot deflate my ego and watch the version that was actually made
>>84363472
Only a cuck would watch another mans film you practically get made
>spend eternity trying to make the film because you're a hack
>get fired
>new director adds the objectively best part of the movie, get buttflustered he didn't follow your script to the letter
>h-h-h-haha, I'd just pick it apart, m-m-m-marvel b-blown the fuck o-out
01. Alfred Hitchcock
02. Orson Welles
03. Stanley Kubrick
04. Federico Fellini
05. Jean-Luc Godard
06. Hou Hsiao-hsien
07. Jean Renoir
08. Ingmar Bergman
09. John Ford
10. Kôji Wakamatsu
11. Martin Scorsese
12. Yasujiro Ozu
13. Luis Buñuel
14. Andrei Tarkovsky
15. Charles Chaplin
16. Robert Bresson
17. Carl Theodor Dreyer
18. Stan Brakhage
19. F.W. Murnau
20. Michelangelo Antonioni
21. Howard Hawks
22. Fritz Lang
23. François Truffaut
24. Sergei Eisenstein
25. Kenji Mizoguchi
26. Roberto Rossellini
27. Apichatpong Weerasethakul
28. David Lynch
29. Jacques Rivette
30. David Lean
31. Vittorio De Sica
32. Luchino Visconti
33. Alain Resnais
34. Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
35. Roman Polanski
36. Ernst Lubitsch
37. John Cassavetes
38. Sergio Leone
39. Wong Kar-wai
40. Jean Vigo
41. Satyajit Ray
42. Max Ophüls
43. Robert Altman
44. Stanley Donen & Gene Kelly
45. Abbas Kiarostami
46. Zack Snyder
47. Werner Herzog
48. D.W. Griffith
49. Terrence Malick
50. Buster Keaton
One name certainly doesn't belong there and it's not Zack Snyder
>Zack Snyder
>>84362779
>implying
>complains to producer, gets directors fired.
>lucasfilm finally see test footage, realize actor is shit and hires acting coach.
Are Lucasfilm the most imcompetent people ever?
Second stand-alone movie where they have had to force their hand to get (((their))) movie.
Who would want to work with this backstabbing shit after what has gone down.
>>84354562
>REICH
Is he a nazi? Why does he have a job?
There's more to Star Wars than just the OT. Why do they keep going back to this boring era?
>>84354982
This. Tell some new stories ffs.