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Why do people hate this one again?
It's almost as good as the first film
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>Why do people hate this one again?
Mostly superficial stuff like T-Rex jobbing to Spino, Grant and Ellie didn't get married, Isla Sorna doesn't look like how it was in TLW.
>It's almost as good as the first film
Far from it.
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doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
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So Jay, what did you think of The Boss Baby Driver?
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Why are these fat untalented fucks a meme on this board
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I thought it wastransformer noises
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Who the fuck green lit this?
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>>84416934
>Who the fuck green lit this?
me, why?
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>>84416934
I liked it and thought it was a fun movie.
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It was fun as fuck and I'd be sad if I'd didn't exist
January Jones is criminally underrated. Too pretty to get to show her talent and range.
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>>84416783
Probably one of the few tolerable wives of a main character on TV, that says a lot about her tbqh.
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>>84416783
You should start a Katheryn Winnick thread juranoid
I want to post that comic picture of her as Lagertha and troll some guys
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There is no time for winnick. That comes later
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>According to later interviews, the screenwriter was preparing the second draft of the script for "Kingdom of Heaven" when he accidentally hit "paste" instead of "delete," which inserted "Everything" immediately after the intended "Nothing." He and his studio assistants then failed to detect the mistake even after several copyedits. Errors like this are almost always caught and removed by the time the shooting script is prepared, but one or two inconsistiencies inevitably sneak in, only to be discovered during production. Of course the director and actors immediately realized the mistake during shooting, but the line had to be filmed merely to comport with the Writers' Guild rules included in the screenwriter's contract, which is why its delivery is so bizarre and overstated. No one on set expected the line to actually make it into the final cut. But then, in post production, the editor had no choice but to use the footage to maintain lighting consistiencies and direction of motion between shots. Everyone involved was upset with the resulting nonsensical line, but acknowledged it had to stay in for technical reasons. Viewers and critics were of course far less understanding, and this dialogue has gone down in cinematic history as one of the worst nonsequiters ever uttered on screen.
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>>84416727
>What is Jerusalem worth?
>Nothing - It's a city in the middle of the desert, few natural resources, not on any major trade route, no tactical or military value at all.
>Everything - It is a central part of at least three of the worlds major religions, and for 2000 years each has been doing all they can, driving themselves to madness, to claim it as their own.
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>>84416840
Sorry the line was a flub and any meaning it has is something youre reading into it.
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>this dialogue has gone down in cinematic history as one of the worst nonsequiters ever uttered on screen
why? it's perfect. first one is the response of a general. second one is the response of a king. a ruler has to wear many hats.
/tv/ has too many irl writefags for this anecdote about a classic /tv/ meme to conveniently surface today.
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now listen up
heres the deal
i just died, so you must have a feel
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>>84416622
NOW LOOK AT THIS COFFIN THAT I JUST FOUND
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Spider-man Homecoming is the definitive Spider-man movie 2017-06-29 10:22:30 Post No.84416592
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Spider-man Homecoming is the definitive Spider-man movie
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It's heartfelt, it's funny, it makes you feel for the characters. You can tell it's made for fans BY fans, Tom Holland is the Peter Parker/Spidey everyone was waiting for (I have never seen such a perfect portrayal and grasp of the character) and can empathise with. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but most importantly you're gonna come out of the movies knowing that you've watched something really, really good. Catch if you can, it's not your standard superhero movie at all and you won't regret it one bit.
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>>84416592
Sage, fuck off this is a DC board
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>>84416631
You don't sage that way, newfriend.
Also, /tv/ has never been a DC board. Shills don't count. Homecoming is the single best superhero movie of the year, make your peace with it.
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>>84416592
"Eric and Dylan are, like, my heroes. I don't know how to say it but it's like I can feel myself becoming them onscreen. And I was very adamant about my portrayal of Peter Parker as a truly misunderstood outcast, I told Jon Watts on my first day, I said, 'Jon, I understand completely where you want to go with this, but trust me, the real Spiderman wouldn't let a single one of those sheep walk outta that gym alive.' and that was it. He flipped the script in 24 hours and ordered over 300 gallons of fake blood by dinner the next day. I'm really thrilled where this is going. The kikes will never know what hit 'em." - Tom Holland
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Also LOTR.
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MET A GIRL
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>>84416478
so white people really are lame with no culture
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>>84416478
Every film from Eastern Europe
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Steve Wilkos is great
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YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH, OP?
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His show is oddly entertaining.
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That shit's as 90's as a hit from a Graffix bong.
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find better casting
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Name a better threesome (me and them)
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>>84416428
them now?
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>>84416414
It's great casting, but it's not like I can't find a marsha brady 95% match in 2 hours max where I live.
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What is /tv/'s opinion on Hilary Duff?
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Sasha Pieterse is better.
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>>84416139
that bitch is legit fat
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T H I C C
How KINO is this movie? Recommend a watch?
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>>84416007
>nothing happens
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Should have been better given the cool premise,but pretty interesting anyway
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>>84416007
>kino
Kill yourself
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Why didn't Aragorn tell his army of green invincible ghosts to attack Mordor?
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It was his special so its not fair on the team for Aragorn to get all the XP
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Because muh oath
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Why didn't Marcus Aurelius impregnate Harry Potter's One True Ring with the Blade That Was Broken and crash the plane with no survivors?
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When was the last time you got your ass kicked?
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>>84415921
That scene is so surreal. She pretty much forces him to confront them, and gets mad for not wanting to get his ass kicked. Sad you see this in real life.
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>>84415921
when I was 17. I learned an important lesson, don't start a fight with a friend for no reason. I deserved every bit of it
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>Never you little cunt, what you think you can intimdate me in front of my girlfriend? Trying to impress your boyfriends over there, don't look at them look at me. I've fucked girls bigger than you, I've taken shits scarier than you. Now fuck off before I lose my paitence and next time you better think twice before you pick on someone, faggot.
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Name a better heist film.
>pro-tip: you can't
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>>84415862
now you see me 2
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If you want a little kiddie film for little kiddie faggots addicted to twerking and iPods with the attention span of a gnat, yeah, Ocean's Eleven is pretty freakin' dope, my dude!
If you want a dramatic, tense, good film, The Friends of Eddie Coyle.
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