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To THIS???

british people are ugly

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to this?

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>this thread

POST JENNA

It's a "OP didn't watch the movie and is just posting bait but I'm responding anyway" episode

if they were the inventors of mcdonalds, they would have invented mcdonalds

>>84485857
Depends on which character you identify with the most.

Considering what's at stake, probably, I just don't think it's gonna work in the long term. Lasting peace with the likes of Nixon and Kissinger in charge of the States? Gimme a break.

Nah. Dr Manhattan came back to Earth six months later as a giant and shoved the whole planet up his asshole. Didn't matter.

Get a job and move out, loser.

>>84485598
My mom knows that I'm too beta to watch porn while she's in the house so I never have to worry about this.

>>84485672
>become a slave and forget about your family, goy

>>84484124
afraid of happiness
probally raeped as children

fear is a hell of a drug

>>84484124

Humans need a purpose or we wither and die, eventually.

Some get turned around in weird ways while pursuing that, but whatever works for them.

I'm the skinhead. I'm in control

>>84483791
If you weren't the skin head

I dunno, I'd swear I didn't see anything, or try to pa y for my freedom or something, heck, maybe I'd even offer to join their gang.

>>84482732
well they got the saggy pants right

Murricans in charge of cultural appropriation.

>>84482789
I hope this post doesn't become underrate.

>getting rid of wench auction on some ride
>last pirate movie had whore jokes and jokes about trying to get a woman naked

What the absolute fuck did Disney mean by this

Pirates of the Caribbean is a shit tier ride

>>84482217

It's 2017

>>84481838
Good

>>84481838
Great. I haven't even watched most of the movies they referenced. Easily the best movie of the trilogy.

>>84481838
HF > SotD >>> TWE

Were they psychiatrists, or were they psychologists? Big difference.

>>84481583
They were rich. Not some druggy trying to keep the paychecks coming in by prescribing sane people to pills

Is it possible they were scientologists?

>How predictable. Like a Jew to the coin.
Raimi couldn't have used a different analogy here?

>In 2016 Maguire revealed the grueling tactics Raimi employed in order to get the most out of the cast for the trilogy. Such tactics included shouting various expletives, mostly racially charged, at maguires co-star Kirsten Dunst with a bullhorn as well as drawing mustaches on holocaust victim photos and taping them in various hidden places of her trailer, the most shocking of which was at the bottom of a toilet. When questioned about the stunt he simply stated "I named him Ali Shaheeb Muhammad." Other techniques in his arsenal were making J.K. Simmons snort copious amounts of chili powder to "bring out the 'spic lick taco talk rage' from within him" in the first movie. Maguire arguably suffered the worst of Raimi's wrath as he was forced to kick a rusty nail about 3 times a day in order to ensure tetanus so he was able to develop an intense jaw that "couldn't possibly occur naturally in his little twink fag body naturally. This broke his back which was coincidentally already part of the script in the second movie. Raimi still made Maguire fall off the building a couple of times to ensure the shots looked authentic as possible despite a medical professional and a rather unecessary 9/11 witness claiming it was already authentic the first time. Raimi proceeded to order a pair of discs over to the group, both of which were copies of the first movie's untreated unmastered director's cut which featured approximately 36 hours of footage, 34 of which were of spider-man trying and mercilessly failing to help on the September 11th terrorist attacks on New York City. Much of this footage was of spider-man running, jumping, and attempting to save jumpers by their genitals. The film cuts to the second half of theatrical cut only after Spidey trampolines on a penis-shaped web on Ground Zero. Raimi claims this is to symbolize how "the gays are destroying america. Did you not see that skinny little cumbucket suckboy we cast?" Maguire wishes to work with Raimi again in the future.

>Go get 'em, Panzerkampfwagen Tiger
Bit of a mouthful, but I can see what Raimi was going for

Because two hours of a character pointing off screen and shouting "WOW, THAT'S REALLY SCARY! LIKE, IT'S BLOWING MY MIND HOW SCARY IT IS! I KNOW YOU CAN'T SEE IT, AND I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO A LOT OF DETAIL ABOUT IT, BUT TRUST ME IT'S SUPER FUCKING SCARY! USE YOUR IMAGINATION!" isn't good cinema.

Would not translate to visual medium at all
Part of the mastery of his literature is imagination

>>84481407
Because the movie industry can't even pull off retarded shit like slasher flicks and capeshit. How the hell would they handle something that requires creativity and talent?

>>84481235
nigger you better be fucking kidding me, 47 no contest. EVER.

I liked both John Wick movies but there is no way he would win against 47.

>>84481297
eh, 47 only wins by being able to come back to life again and again until he gets it perfect

>>84481235
I tried watching one of these Death Battle's and it was cringy as fuck. That dude's voice is hella obnoxious. How can anyone tolerate it? Couldn't finish the video.

>>84480723
I don't get it

>>84480746
It looks bad

>>84480914
When was Child's Play ever not bad?

>>84479719
Indubitably

excuse me, you dont get to bring the fellas

>>84479719

a gentleman of such stature as yourself should withstand said violence