how did he get away with so much shit for the entire show?
was he a mary sue?
Because Liz Lemon was addicted to him.
>I named him Black Dennis
>isn't that a little racist?
>oh yeah Liz the guy with a black son is the racist
>>84426191
If it wasn't for his brother I would say he was a sociopath. Turns out he was just really smart.
But yeah, in real life prison, that whole "lone ranger who plays both sides" doesn't play. Unless you're really high up. If he didn't have any strong connections either way, he would have been dealt with.t. person who has never been to prison
>>84426191
You're an idiot. Liz was the Mary Sue. Perfect Manhattan apartment, cushy job despite screwing up constantly, everything just happened to go right for her at the end of every episode.
Dennis owned a vending machine in a hallway outside a KMart.
I'll give my impressions later
>>84425655
Quick question, so I know whether to bother checking back on this thread later or reporting and hiding it now:
Did you vote for Trump?
>>84425655
Disney shills need to seriously fuck off and kill themselves.
>>84425707
I voted for Jill Stein
Who else is excite to go and see this masterpiece tonight?
>>84425628
How many cocks has sucked already the oldest one? She was about to get BEANED in Gru 2
what's the deal with all the paid advertisements for this movie? I saw a commercial for the ancestory website, some insurance company I think, probably many others. they're really trying to not let this movie bomb
>>84425628
>starring: Trey Parker
Feels bad man....
*smirks*
Mistah Stussy, do you how a cheetah hunts? Once a cheetah spots its prey, it stalks the prey. Tall grass is essential here. Fortunately for the cheetah, the places where its favourite prey gathers to drink are typically surrounded by tall grass. Using the tall grass for cover and its spots as camouflage, it silently approaches its prey, treading softly and slowly to avoid detection. Although the cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world, it is not capable of prolonged chases, so it needs to position itself as close to its prey as possible before it decides to make an ambush. So the question is Mistah Stussy, are you the prey, or are you the grass? Surmise.
he was a good crooked man, it motivates me to get into a life of crime
>>84425900
He motivates me to become bulimic
>>84426459
binge & purge friend, binge & purge
What's /tv/'s honest opinion of Rooney Mara?
i would like to have sexual intercourse with her if you know what i mean
I probably wouldn't fug her, too pure and innocent.
Or I would fug her, but I don't see her that way.
Either way one of the most beautiful, if not most, actresses out there, like an autistic Audrey Hepburn
>>84425534
Both Maras a SHIT.
Was she talking about the trailer?
>>84425452
Back when Prometheus dropped everyone thought it was awful and that there would never be a film in the Alien franchise as bad as it, but them Covenant came out...
>>84425793
Only because Scott waited long enough and called it Alien instead of Prometheus 2
>>84425793
>everyone thought it was awful
Most self-described Alien fans have shit opinions and can't be trusted, I haven't seen Covenant yet but all the Alien films I've seen were great, except AvP: Requiem which was ruined by the teen stars.
https://youtu.be/eqTZAfkDFQE
>>84424846
The fuck is this
>>84424916
A review of Spider-man: Homecoming. Not sure what makes it so special
Fuck he's ugly. Do you people seriously worship this douche or is this one long running joke?
>>84423494
"Faggot" OP
I've always thought it'd be really cool if they managed to pilot a smaller ship inside the weird hollow bit of the warbird, either inside the shields or weapon range, and just tear the fucker up with phasers at point blank.
>>84424120
Isn't that where the blackhole is kept?
>Movies that ruined your innocence
I don't know what OP pic is but there was a nightguard at the grocery store that I worked at that took a shotgun blast to the face and was left without features. He looked like a skull that had some skin left on, albeit melting skin. Felt bad for the guy. Always said hello to him.
>>84423493
why do you insist on spamming threads about this movie? wasn't the last 5000 times enough?
>>84423493
That part in Platoon where they're making the dude dance, shooting around his feet before murdering him in cold blood.
Just finished watching Chappie (pic related)
I thought it was OK as a movie, nothing special..
What I really want to talk about is Die Antwoord in this movie.
Holy fuck theyre literally the whole selling point. They play themselves and it works PERFECTLY. They give honest relevancy to a sci-fi movie and ground it in a way that it has never been done before. Theyre just themselves..
The only thing Im sad about is that they didnt use any of their raps in the film..if Yolandi broke out singing BABY'S ON FIRE during a montage, for example, incorporated in one of the scenes it would be RAD AS FUCK
But anyway, these motherfuckers should be used in a whole lot of more movies, they literally carried the thing, mad props to them.
>>84423183
They were too obnoxious, and the constant use of their music was annoying
Ninja, the guy from Die Antwoord, tried pitching a feature film based on the band to Sony execs, during the making of Chappie:
https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/70937
This is quite an curious read.
yeah, i actually thought they were good actually in this
Thoughts on her as an actress?
i wish she'd sit on my face
>>84422681
where's this from?
I don't know, need more pictures to decide
So Jay, what did you think of Spider-man™: Homecoming?
Anyone have nudes of Jay? Or at least him shirtless?
>>84422077
considering they are on disney's pay roll they'll say they LOVED it
>>84422077
Did my check bounce? Did I like it?
>My Dinner With Andre
>Coffee and Cigarettes
More movies that consist entirely/mostly of conversations?
>>84421850
Mindwalk
>>84421850
Blue In The Face
Night on Earth
>>84422089
>>84422032
Thanks
Whatever happened to Elizabeth Gillies?
>>84419466
I dunno, but I'm sure glad that any anon can be Krager by putting "Krager #KSTEW4EVER" (without the quotes) into the name field of their posts.
>>84419466
Shes currently getting her ass worshipped by that nerd kid from the victoria show
>>84419519
Fuck you you memehead chump. Get off my turf or you'll be cobbling the grass you jellybelly lamewod
Now that RLM has attacked the sacred cow, will it allow others to come out an speak the truth, that this movie is dull as fuck?
Amazing set design and special effect doesn't save the entire movie, you know.
You're right, this scene saved the movie.
Also quit being a contrarian faggot.
>>84596134
You can't be a contrarian from a single opinion
>>84596072
It really was a neat movie, but I still think they really wasted the potential with the slow pacing. It's like they were going for noir, but they forgot that noir movies generally have stories in them with more than one plot point.
I read the book. I don't remember it being so unengaging.
But maybe I'm just not remembering it correctly.