Why is she so perfect?
>>84487463
for you perhaps. is it because she's got those Little Shop of Horrors lips going on?
>>84487463
Only bling ring and lost in translation are good
>>84487463
I liked Lost in Translation. Should I see Marie Antoinette?
Are you scum that illegally downloads the latest movies or do you buy them like a real man?
>>84487191
neither. movies are a dead medium. they're not worth my time.
I stream them on pirated sites
>1080p
>762.54 MiB
I don't get it
>washing urself with a rag on a stick
theres nothing to get, its just americans making fun of their own obesity
It's a cruel joke made at the expense good, hardworking folks of the South
>rag's feed and seed
lmao do americans actually believe this shit?
>>84486851
go outside more
>>84486885
Nope
>>84486851
What?
The torture, or the raid?
LMAO! I had never noticed this before. Tarantino is a genius.
>>84486652
top kek
>Lawrence Bender
>long haired yuppy scum
he was sticking the knives in even then
>>84486652
This is a top post on reddit right now
Why was the CGI so bad? It was reaching asylum tier graphics in some scenes. How much was the budget of this movie?
its all comes down to time for rendering
This made me laugh. He's not wrong.
>>84486658
Explain. Do you mean literally more time for the computers to crunch the numbers on the shadows and all that crap? (I don't know much about this)
Will this be his year?
https://youtu.be/xCNkdlnaR40
Nah, its gonna be handed to some nigger because of the agenda they are trying to push.
>>84486698
So Caesar then?
>>84486618
Nah, they'll give it to Gal Gadot
>Baby Driver is a 10
EVERYONE is saying this. Like, even uber-hate-fueled critics. My scientific theory, supported by evidence and nigh-countless trials?
Government Neo-MK-Ultra Psy-Op. There is no movie, just a trailer. Just two hours of flickering lights, stock footage of children sitting on couches, distorted Spiderman animation loops, and a picture of Elsa with the words "FROZEN" flashing at 120fps in different clashing color patterns.
And that creepy Google software that tries to render faces, eyes, and body parts runs over the video in real-time, ensuring the "movie" is never the same no matter how many times you see it.
Also, a bi-neural beat remix of the Lavender Town theme music from Pokemon Red playing on loop, with a Russian Number Station playing sleeper-agent and nuclear activation codes in reverse.
In fact, some say there wasn't really a trailer for Baby Driver, either. Some Ancient Astronaut Theorists contest that your memories of the Baby Driver trailer are actually false memories generated retroactively after seeing the movie. The only people who haven't seen the movie, like me, are actually psychic spies from China trying to steal your mind's elation, or little girls from Sweden dreaming of silver-screen quotations; we just pretend to have seen the trailer, making up a nonsense premise on the spot, which you readily believe every time, no matter how many times we change it.
For instance, last week you all thought Baby Driver was a 3D animated film about a baby who pretends to be normal, but is really a reincarnated Nascar driver who develops a loving bond with his naive older brother who helps him reach the gas pedal.
lol you still haven't figured out reality is an illusion yet
>>84486609
Is this literally just a remake of Drive for normalfags?
>>84486609
At the end of the movie, the sitting children stock footage is replaced with hyper realistic drawings of lifeless corpses.
Why are girls in kinoes always so cute? It's distracting
>>84486524
Would you rather see hambeasts in "kinoes"
trick question because in 10 years attractive HWP women will be barred from starring in movies, it will be nothing but fat niggers
>>84486524
nobody kinoes why
>post thread about movie i didn't watch
>other anons start to call me out on it
has this happened to anyone else here?
Not very often. I tend to be spot on about movies I haven't watched.
>>84486412
Yeah right faggot, you never even made any of those threads. Calling you out on it now.
>>84486532
>"Take a look at my face, Dick!"
>>84486374
>I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes
What did he mean by that
Who did he work for again?
>>84486374
What's a facedick?
How do you go from this....
... to this?
>>84486131
>>84486152
>old and new han solo
are they both Jewish?
>>84486131
>>84486152
>>84487073
What the hell are you spooks up to?
>>84485989
it was a different time
>>84485989
Is this what niggers are like in America?
>>84486171
No. IRL they're worse
Post sadkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAmKsmLav8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAcRKZxjy4
oh look it's the same videos posted in every thread. Can't wait until some loser shows up and posts links to thai insurance. Or how about the faggot that posts mr. chicity talking to a gravestone. Yep these threads are soooooo good. Can't wait to have ultimate feefees
Why didn't Sword and Sorcery kick off as much as capeshit after Lord of the Rings?
>>84485831
There are a fuckton of super heroes everybody knows. One of the main things hollywood looks for in investments is prior name recognition. Sure there are a lot of fantasy novels, but almost none of them are as famous or malleable to new, shitty, generic scripting as are countless superheroes. You don't just have the x-men as a group, you have individual famous x-men with their own spin offs. Thor, Captain America, Spider Man, Superman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, The Hulk, The Fantastic Four, Batman, The Joker, Silver Surfer, etc.
And now they have conglomerate movies on top of their individual movies, and there's a thousand other less known characters that you can just bill under the Marvel brand, or rope in with the avengers, or the justice league, or whatever. It's just the amount of easy money there.
It's already been done to death. It's been a staple of Hollywood pretty much since movies existed.
>>84485831
they tried
chronicles of narnia comes to mind but there were loads of others, also every movie ended in an epic battle for awhile (alice in wonderland???). most of it fell flat though
part of it is marvel runs a tight ship so they can keep the quality high (just look at the trash other studios release ). as opposed to fantasy where everyone tried to get into the game
maybe part of it is comic books are just inherently more visually interesting, most fantasy stuff looks pretty much the same
also sword&sorcery had its day. after conan the barbarian in the 80s there was a boom. highlander comes to mind.