>there are people who think that Kong, the inferiorand less popularcharacter will win
Will Konglets ever learn?
>>84553579
Kong will be full adult size by the time he faces Godzilla in the Vs Film, guaranteed
Kong will be around double the size he was in the movie. He was confirmed to be an adolescent.
Also they're going to end up teaming up, no doubt.
an adult sized kong vs godzilla isinteresting
apes have ridiculous strength
>movie is set in the middle ages
>character has a clipper fade
>movie is set anywhere outside the US
>characters speak with british accents
>>84553471
that's the reason I won't watch the new arthur.
>>84553517
name 1 movie where this happens, I bet you can't
So Zeus was real in the DC universe?
LMAO
So Odin was real in the Marvel universe?
LMAO
So Jesus was real in real life?
LMAO
>>84553111
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
I'm just coming for my files marty.
I just came inside your wife marty
I'm just coming for my dubs marty
>>84553010
what do they do when one arm wants to grab something? Truly a pitiful existence,
Now that the dust has settled, do you think Donny was out of his element?
>>84552788
life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit
>>84552788
>Someone settled your dust dude?
I am the walrus
IT'S OFFICIALLY LITTY!!
>over double production budget box office
>inb4 muh marketing
But how are the Mammarios though?
>>84552762
LITTY PISSY!!!
>>84552762
CRITICS BTFO
>scene where a character has to hold his breath
>hold my breath for the same duration
>hero gets shot
>shoot myself for immersion
>character is having fun with friends
>you're not
>have no idea what to do
>post reddit frog meme on /tv/
>>84552488
That's a lot of big guys.
>>84552488
they re CIA
>>84552488
>tfw there will never be a banecon
ITT: Make your own summer blockbuster
This is for fun, I'm not a Jewish executive producer looking to take ideas.
> Incision (2019)
> A disgruntled tech genius sabotages the programming of the surgeon robots he designed, causing them to wreak havoc on the employees and patients of a city hospital.
> Disgruntled tech guy - Ed Norton
> Doctor - Michael Shannon
> Nurse - Karen Gillan
> Patient - ?
>Surgeon - ?
> Budget $100 million
Trayvon Martin: American Hero
>>84552460
This is the duckface woman from Lost, right?
Did she always have such big tits?
momy.....
what did he mean by this?
he's just doing what every viewer wishes they could
He had enough of her shit
She knew that bitch loves to be dominated. Women who act though aren't though at all in bed.
Why are they pitting against each other?
because they are even bigger racists than white on black racism
>>84552320
Polynesians > Blacks
This is pure fact.
>lil taco
ugh cultural appropriation much?
>subpar acting
>awful pacing
>cringeworthy dialogue
>cliché and predictable pseudo-arthouse wankery
>full of visual motifs so unsubtle that a newborn baby could interpret them
>poorly executed noir tropes
>uninteresting forced romance
>Harrison Ford is horrifically miscast
Please explain why this is considered a brilliant masterpiece.
>>84552112
>pseudo-arthouse wankery
>poorly executed noir tropes
I bet you thought these sounded really cool
It's really just about the atmosphere and the Russian dude. Or whatever he is.
>>84552112
>a revolutionary movie from 80 years ago isn't as great when held to the same standards of today!
wow OP, great analysis
>tfw the 'shi 'za is an insult to both pizza and Japanese food
this is why race mixing is bad
>>84551864
Italian people are White so you can't be racist against them
>>84551883
Hapa girls are qt m8.
I've been feeling in the mood for some Asian gang films. What would y'all recommend? Also feel free to use this as a discussion thread for em too.
>>84551785
A Bittersweet Life
New World
>>84551785
I like Outrage but they are very basic, even Beat Takeshi admits that they are designed to be purely entertaining. I don't like the last halfs of both films where it's just a compilation of characters being shot to death with no resistance. I like Sonatine the best out of his Yakuza films.
>>84552140
that's just the first that came to my mind. Sonatine is the one where they hide out on the beach and fuck around with fireworks right? If it is then yeah it was pretty great.
In my teens I thought he was alpha but he fits the definition of gamma male pretty well:
>High intelligence that he overvalues the importance of
>God complex in his belief in his own omnipotence and failure to recognise his errors
>Relentless bullying of those further down the hierarchy
>Burning toxic rage against the world for failing to recognise his genius.
>Prickly pride that constantly causes him to sabotage otherwise smoothly functioning systems
>Creepily over-investing in the one woman who gives him interest
power, perceived or procured, is poison to pedantic personalities
>Creepily over-investing in the one woman who gives him interest
She's his wife.
>gamma male
fuck off with this shit, people aren't wolves.