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These issues are undefendable
>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>extended pitch black scenes because of a lack of a competent cinematographer
>audio issues with microphone static left unaddressed because of poor sound design
>extremely poor editing with magically disappearing extras and production staff accidentally walking into frame
>somehow the best thing in tv history

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Where was he?

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>insert copy pasta

>>87326682
DAVID LYNCH IS A HACK

DAVID LYNCH IS A HACK

OH MY GOD IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE, GENIUS TAKE MY MONEY

>>87326682
This thread was made first, it's the real thread.

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ITS SLIPPERY IN HERE

im glad based ragnar fucking destroyed him

>>87326638
He was /ourguy/

Did he deserve it?

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>>87326637
don't mind me. just borrowing some games from a friend

>>87326485
Just finished it.

Think Breaking Bad-lite, with most of the tension removed, and lots of gay sex.

>>87326485
It's a blue filtered, canadian version of breaking bad with less quotable lines, none of the shocker moments (like the first time seeing crawl space is great) and a poorer actor as the main character.

>>87326485
Lucky you. Every thread is always the same.
>complaints about the blue filter
>retarded Breaking Bad comparisons
>DUDE GAY AGENDA

It isn't betrayal when you never really worked for them to begin with.

>>87327304
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le villain who didnu nuffin wrong face am I right my fellow trumplettes

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>>87326371
>CIS Males

>>87326236
the micheal Caine one was okay
that Johnny Dept one (based on alan moore comic) was decent

I guess its because we didn't know who the killer was. Now that was know it was a Polish Jew , its not very interesting. It was just a schizophrenic lunatic

>>87326236
what about Murder by Decree?

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this is now "Historical events that deserve a movie" thread
Ill go with Hannah Duston. Puritan from New England . Captured by indians...kill them all with an ax
Could be a good adventure movie. Noomi RapeFace as Hannah

>>87326164

Because you are getting older.

disgusting saggy floppy tits and revolting tummy and belly button

>>87326430
you motherfucker
you do not appreciate true beauty

you might be the only person who actually cares

>Even watching Mila wasn't that guilty pleasure as used to be in previous flicks

can agree with that desu, did that with all of them, at least RE apocalypse was fun

>>87326107
Sadly I agree OP. I love the games while still appreciated the stupid charm of the movies, but this last one practically had none of that all while disregarding its own lore/canon.