who wants to watch 2 hours of the brits running away from a fight they should've won?
probably the french, they can relate
>>84703753
>slurping Dubya's cock in 2000 + a century + 7
Mate....
>>84703733
Same people who watch Platoon, Full Metal Jacket and Apocalypse Now I would imagine.
I don't get it
>>84703646
because youre a retarded millenial
>>84703714
No, he's about 36. Class of 99
Feat and Sidy?
Post what you have
I'll post some shit before this morphs into waifu-shitposting
>>84703589
>YOU want to take ME to a "capeshit" movie?
yup and you're gonna like it bitch
>>84703587
I'm paying, I get to decide on the movie. I might change my mind if you "persuade" me, if you catch my drift.
>>84703587
She looks too old desu
>Female 007 agent
>What say you /tv/?
Is there a giant henchwoman who physically dominates 007, until Jane Bond reverses the hold and chokes her with her thighs?
If so, fund it.
Just make a carmen sandiego movie
The Long Kiss Goodnight was a female Bourne before Matt Damon's take on it. It was great.
As long as it's 00SometingOtherThan7 I'm fine with it. Keira Knightley as 006 set in the 80s after Sean Bean's 'death' could be cool.
I think it would be a good idea to change the focus of the movie, make it more spy oriented and less action. Or a different kind of action.
wtf i hate meat-eaters now! [spoilers]:([/spoilers]
We have always hated you, though, Jason.
Back to Rddit
Cried like a little bitch at the end, wish meat wasn't so tasty.
>alimony payments end in January 2019
One more year and about 6 months, lads.
Soon Brendan, soon.
>>84703463
BAH GAWD
>>84703508
what did he mean by this?
>Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V.
Is Justin Roiland the greatest philosopher alive?
MY NEURRRRRRRRRRRRRRONS
I weep for the future generations.
I loath nerd culture.
Oh Marisa Tomei you're so hot with your emaciated body and saggy face
>>84703406
fucking pleb
>>84703406
Oh OP you're so cool with your boring shitposts and no sense of humor
rate the last three movies you watched
charley varrick 8/10
matinee 7/10
the company of wolves 6/10
>>84703265
who is this udder mudder?
Cherish (2002) - 8/10
Free Fire - 6/10
La La Land - 9/10
Did you watch Matinee because of that thread? Sounds like a comfy watch.
1. The 'Burbs 8/10
2. Hugo 7/10
3. Warcraft 8/10
>Character gets nude.
>Their ass is clean.
>>84703229
What happened to your teeth?
>>84703229
>character takes a shower
>goes to sleep right after
>showers in the morning
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>84703247
>Makes WW2 movie right after literally Hitler gets elected
>Everyone rushes out to see it thinking there's a good fashbashing and Hitler killing in it
>He picks the one battle where the Allies got fucking destroyed and the Nazis won a sweeping victory securing all of France for Tru-er Hitler
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
>another amerilard centric WW2 movie
YAWNS
>>84703167
I'm pretty sure most people seeing this movie know what it's about.
>>84703167
What's the point of this post? Are you shitting on Nolan for not giving you a wish fulfillment flick?
Remember that time when Raimi confused spider sense with the speedforce? Good days...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM7Eou4bV-Q
The only bit where it looks anything like he has speed powers is after he dodges a punch then looks at Flash while he is in slow motion.
>>84703340
This and the fly and the paper ball.
>worst fight in raimi spiderman is like every action scene in wonderwoman
I saw batman v superman in theaters and I hated it
Today I watched it again but this time was different, I started to like it. I thought this being kino was a meme but now Im doubting.
>>84703105
Was it the theatrical or ultimate cut? the latter makes it way more coherent, FFS in the theatrical version Superman leaves the destroyed courthouse but in the UC version he actually saves an injurd person and passes them over to the EMTs.
Imagine that, they felt they audience didn't need to see Superman save someone.
>>84703429
The UC has become one of my favorite films. There is a depth and an artistry to the story that is pretty much absent from all other CMBs, and yes, that's up to and including TDK.
>>84703429
>>84703619
This. Plus Clark's investigation into Batman's "victims" adds so much more to them fighting narrative.
Damn, Bill is stone-fucking-cold.
Straight up BOSS desu
I cried a little when the teacher guy lost his title for a bullshit reason
>>84703075
>bullshit reason
what bullshit reason? Bill beat his high score..were you even paying attention?
>Try to watch King of Kong with parents
>They didn't get it
The fact that there's this legendary rivalry that most of the world doesn't give a shit about is fascinating to me. It's about being the best at something, regardless of what that thing is.