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So Vulture was the Blue Collar Man trying to survive in the world of tech billionaires and Norwegian Gods?

>>84732951
>Norwegian
REEEE
You know it's called Scandinavian mythology for a reason, don't you?

>>84733057
t. swede

Well, what's a good found footage movie?

>>84732997
There original Blair Witch in 2000, before no one know what a found footage movie was and they actually had promotions for the movie disguised as documentaries airing on channels like scifi and nbc. People were willing to believe a lot more back then.

it's mostly used in low budget films
conveniently seems to allow for the absence of good cinematography

if you look at the release dates for them, there's a big carryover between film and digital
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Found_footage_(film_technique)#Films
I get plot wise it makes sense that cameras became a lot more common in the later 00s, but it's also when cheap digital cameras that could produce cinema quality too

when it's a bit bigger a film I don't mind it, Cloverfield and Chronicle were ok

seems to be a big split in comedy being fake documentary and horror being found footage

>>84732825

From the quality of that poster I know the actual film can't deliver

>>84732845
see also; literally every boris vallejo poster.

>>84732865

I had to check just how many he did, National Lampoon's Vacation and European Vacation are there, good enough for me.

Also, time to fap

http://www.listal.com/list/movie-posters-boris-vallejo

No, why let a bunch of other neets steal your ideas?

No. What?

If you're actually any good, Facebook is not the outlet for exposure. If you really think you're good, start applying to contests and sending queries to companies that make films similar to yours.

If you aren't actually good, try posting it on sites dedicated to screenwriting to get some feedback, and keep rewriting until you actually get good.

>>84733120
This

Jews are ok and they probably aren't trying to destroy the white race

Agreed on all levels

>>84732790
>>>/pol/

It was a really terrible show that I still enjoyed a bit and watched all of

>>84732703
lies, you loved it, no?

last season was ass
but i enjoyed it until than

he was before his time

folk wasn't really popular before Dylan

>>84732634
Lots of people are talented.
Not many people get attention/fame.

It's the sad truth of the world. Your talents mean nothing and nobody gives a shit.

There are tons of very talented people that aren't successful. There might even be talented people on /tv/

he looks good, no bully

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He took the Bogpill

>>84732616
Wait, That's mike myers?

>>84732549
It can't be kino because it's based on one of the dullest franchises in the history of book franchises. Each volume following the Muad'Dib and his orbiters from the Fremen as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of written prose, all to make Spice unspiced, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Herbert vetoed the idea of Lucas directing the adaptation; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody - just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his books. The Dune series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Lord of the Rings series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "rode a sandworm."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Herbert's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Dune by J.K. Rowling. She wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Dune at 31 or 32, then when they get older they will go on to read J.K. Rowling." And she was quite right. She was not being ironic. When you read "Dune" you are, in fact, trained to read J.K. Rowling.

>>84732588

HEY

HEY

YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

>>84732549
>literally opens with talking head giving exposition
>kino

>>84732511
Already did

>>84732511
That guy looks photospooded.
Also Archer was a really good captain too, he had to explore new things without backup, and handled it very well

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>Kirk
>Sisko
>Jellico
>Maxwell
>Crunch

I'm really not sure what they were thinking, if at all

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bravo marlel

>>84732343
Mads was so wasted in this movie. This movie was a boring pile of shit

>catched

Rape
<reset>
<repeat>

Fall in love

>>84732226
>being alpha means giving orgasms to a few women free of charge

says the beta

he impregnated monica bellucci. i guess there's nothing else to say

>>84732265
When Vincent rams his rod in a woman you know he is the only one who is going to come.
Unless he allows her the gift.

The film is more interesting if he's not and makes less sense if he is.

Ridley Scott: Yes.
Harrison Ford: No.
Philip K. Dick: No.

The answer is no.

>>84732876
Ridley Scott: What day is it? Where am I? Am I making a film today?

>>84732031
Hypocrisy.

>>84732031
To be fair, I am triggered by Ancient One being white too.

I am more triggered by Bane being played byba manlet. He is white in the comics

Don't know who are the other two

We care. We always cared. You're just so far up your own ass you think your beliefs about us is reality.

The butthurt about Khan and Bane lasted for months. The Must-Not-Anger-China-with-Tibet casting was ridiculed.