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>>84746938
>he

Godzilla is female you faggot.

>>84746938
All Apex Predators are large.
Sharks, Lions, Polar Bears, Crocodiles, etc.

It'd be stranger if he was slim and sleek. Gojira is not built for speed but for power.

>>84746981
you transphobic bigot!

i bet she shave her pusy

>>84745873
based pusyposter

jewbs

>>84745718
The second one was better though. Fourth one was pretty fun too.

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>>84745778
>The second one was better though

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>entire chain of command to call in an airstrike
>A10 preparation as the score kicks in
>the AC-130 bombardment
>just a little comedy
>top tier CGI
>implying the first one wasnt kino

Actually went well, new Albus looked better in a more serious tone the franchise took.

how many harry potter threads are you going to make?

>>84745700
fucking brit faggot

of course it had to be a muslim fuck to spam these threads the whole fucking day

>>84745537
Isn't he actually retarded though?

>After the role of a lifetime, I've been - retard

>>84745559
So he's always just playing himself? What a fucking hack.

He is with out a doubt the dullest critic in the history of movie critics. Seriously, each episode following the boy reviewer and his pals from Rotten Tomatoes as they watch assorted movies has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the reviews’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of insight, all to make films unmagical, to make cinema seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Armond vetoed the idea of Ebert writing the reviews; he made sure the critiquing would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his conservatism. The Armond White movie reviews might be anti-Muslim (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Cole Smithey in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the recommendations are good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the reviews were terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time Harry Potter came up, the critic wrote instead that the franchise was "dull."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Armond's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving analysis by the same Doug Walker. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Armond White at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch the Nostalgia Critic." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Armond White" you are, in fact, trained to watch the Nostalgia Critic.

>>84746874
he's a pleb filter
some of his "good" movies are actually bad, but these are generally inoffensive and irrelevant flicks he uses to make social commentary. you haven't even watched 90% of the movies he's given a good review to.

he's a professional shitposter, he's not even gay

>>84745461
i remember

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>>84745461
>"ranks with the shining as one of the best Stephen King adaptations ever"

>>84747041
I mean, it was pretty good, especially the directors cut of it. (1408 that is)

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>>84745412

>>84745412
I dislike most of them because I can never relate to them, neither does many normie friends I got
I relate more to movies with animal-human friendships and love

James Rolfe/AVGN did.

His Lion King review, for the younger anons here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3abeMX2fO4

>>84745903
The absolute autism of this video astounds me.

>>84746106

Has Lars Ulrich become some hack comedian in his old age?

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The one with the homo accent.

>>84746197
Gonna have to narrow it down a bit mate

>>84745258
Fuck off

>that WAS plan B!!

>what's plan b?
>that WAS plan b!

>>84745206
he wanted to get more pusy

That's Zabini, not Crabbe

>>84745257
based pusybro

>>84745027
wasn't aware that apes had the coordination to wield firearms successfully

>--...-.-..
what did he mean by this

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>BixNood-man

>>84746014
turns out getting jerked off 30 times a day by an android you invented is like the nuclear bomb of aging.

>>84746014
The script.

>>84746014
Wheat deficiency

>when he shows you his BBC

"""""acting"""""

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>>84744964
It's "WTF" face in variations, dumbass. Try doing those in front of mirror, saying "What da fuck" in variety ways (笑´・艸・)