One will protect you, the other five will try to kill you
I only know Colbert and Stewart. The bald guy looks like a badass though. I'll choose him.
Ed Helms, he can headbutt the rest to death.
i choose the lady because no man can hurt females
>Itsa "woman reveals that she was molested as a child" episode
>its a fatkino never takes off on /tv/ because nobody streams it
>said woman made it up for sympathy and victim status
>it's a "I'm 600 pounds but I can't believe my spouse cheated on me" episode
What are good movies/series for escapism?
I'm kinda depressed and need something to sink in, like Lotr, for example. Longish story with interesting story and world
star trek the next generation it's 100s of hours of shows
>>84878285
Firefly if you haven't seen it already.
>>84878285
Preacher
Who was in the wrong here?
Daredevil, along with anyone who tries to stop frank Castle. Killing mafia goons, rapists, and general scum is not wrong.
lemaskusumn daredevil
When will Punisher series start anyway?
Is there a more iconic film of the 2000's? Not even memeing. When I think of the decade in terms of movies, I think of this.
overrated unfunny schmaltzy indie crap?
you're not wrong.
>>84878114
all the mormon kids at my school memed this movie hard. it was pretty unbearable
I totally agree with you OP.
This and Superbad were the iconic 00's films for me, as someone who was a preteen/teen when those movies came out.
Did you cry lads?
>crying over animals
Found the nu-male
>>84877928
mudslime/nigger please, white people actually have something called empathy towards the lower races, you should know that, seeing we didn't erase you from the face of the earth.
Yes, because it was cheap as fuck. This movie sucks dick
If Futurama came out today, would this board be screaming about the ethnically diverse characters and the strong woman?
>>84877565
No, they'd call it reddit.
>>84877565
No but SJW would say it's problematic because most the minority characters are stereotypes
>>84877617
You mean like the Chinese Martian klutz or Rastafarian accountant? I hate how overused these stereotypes are.
>http://www.imdb.com/list/ls063864172/
Which one suprised you /tv/? For me, it was pic related.
>scanning list
>get to seagal read his little info blurb
>"Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome (often with ponytail) action star who burst onto the martial arts film scene in 1988 in the fast-paced Warner Bros. film Above the Law."
I swear this man is the only person who writes about himself. Everything that is about him always reads like this cringe shit
>>84877551
Chris Pine
>Pine's maternal grandfather was from a Russian Jewish family
not even his maternal grandmother
nice jew
i went to 100 and i knew everyone of them that i have heard of before was jewish
>Space scene
>No stars
>>84877384
That's because it's too dark in space. The reason we see stars at night is because the sun is shining on them from the other side of the earth.
>>84877384
Gotta watch Pandorum again, thanks OP.
>>84877516
really
>For this trick, a Jeep first enters the stage...three lovely prisoners wearing a hood are on board.
>The CIA waits in front of a private plane.
>An assistant gives the CIA a suitcase...we hear his name
>The prisoners are loaded on board of the CIA's plane...I guess they're taken for a ride
>While the plane is flying, a door is open from the inside
>The CIA takes one of his prisoners and threaten to throw him out
>The CIA holds a weapon next to the prisoner's head, then shoot...don't worry, it's all an illusion
>A hood is removed from the third prisoner...it was the masked man all along
>That's when another plane comes into action from behind.
>Four other assistants jump with ropes and hook up the first plane to the second one.
>The plane is then ready for a drag...up into the air
>As the back part is removed, the rest of the plane plummets like a rock to the ground...this one will hurt a bit.
>The masked man is now standing outside, alive and well.
>Want to know how it’s done? Here are the secrets...
>>84877299
Why does HE wear the mask?
>>84877299
Nice one.
>>84877299
2/2 breddy good :DDD
Seems like people will finally stop drooling over Jewhansson and start rooting for new best girl.
>>84877185
She's squirrel girl!
>>84877185
giv jew gf
>>84877185
Post rare Milanas
when did this subject posting shit start? is just people showing off?
>>84877081
>>84877081
It was absolutely cringeworthy.
Every single filmmaking element was atrocious except for the gunplay, which also was pretty fucking absurd (enemies with automatic rifles rushing at John for some reason, shooting with silencers is considered as completely silent etc)
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
>>84876902
A hospital? What is it?
>>84877107
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
What did she mean by this?
It hurts to know TLJ won't be nearly as good as this.
Can't be worse.
>>84876766
this film fucking sucked. Enjoy your fanfic, I'll be waiting for a decently crafted SW movie
>>84876970
That will never EVER happen.
am i the only person on earth who can't stand finding nemo and wall-e?
they are both extremely weak, drab with too much blue(nemo)too much brownish orange (walle)
ratatouille is way better yet it never gets talked about
while nemo and walle are critically acclaimed
why?
>>84876725
Maybe you have no soul, ever think of that?
>>84876756
maybe
i just find it hard to relate to a fish? but i didn't have that problem with toy story which are just toys
>>84876725
lot of pixar shit is overrated
Up fucking sucks