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I'm sorry the plastic surgeon couldn't fix your nose

>literally has no idea how to pose

I'm sorry you were born with nigger lips and a wide, flat nose

>Why America isn't the greatest country in the world anymore..
/pol/.

>>84898102
You know what would really make America great? Electing a self-admitted rapist president!

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>>84898102
>Sorkin

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>>84896592
what have they done that's powerful? it seems that they just get victimized all the time.

maybe next season we'll get some civil war action.

>>84896682
she carved that thing in the wall and the lesbian escaped to canada

>>84896592
>too emasculated by the power of womyn?
I'm sure this thread will be filled with reasoned and thought-provoking discussion.

>>84896330
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9huWlXFA1s

>>84896330
Yes

>>84896330
Yeah, but it's a fun fucking movie anyway. So comfy.

>>84895704
DORMAMMU

MY FILM IS BORING

>dat reddit cast

>>84895704
Most mediocre film in the MCU, antman was a more engaging film

>>84895249
>Do you think there is much hope for a Dark Universe that rivals the likes of which Marvel, Disney etc. have already created
No

I don't understand why they went the action adventure route. They should have stuck to classic horror.
I mean you can't replicate the amazing movie that was The Mummy, the stars truly aligned for that movie, so they shouldn't have even tried for the same formula (ancient dude cursed, entombed, becomes mummy etc).

How many films have they made so far which were supposed to be the start of this "Dark Universe"?

>>84895211
>lost it

Doesn't sound that crazy to me

>>84895211
I'm tired of watching him crash and burn. Shit's been going on for years. He needs to end it all already.

>>84895252
This, is he /ourguy/?

>>84895022

Colin and Jim are shit tier they never say anything funny.

I guess this is a good thread to tell my story.

I'm a student studying film at UWM here in Milwaukee. I started my Freshman year recently and I'm currently in a class on digital media where one of my projects is to research and do a write-up on a particular online film maker. Well somebody in my class mentioned this local YouTube group called Red Letter Media, but he decided to do the project on something else, so I decided to do it on RLM. I had actually never heard of them before, but I really liked their work, and I got lucky enough to meet Mike to give an interview. That student later on told me about this website and mentioned that you guys like RLM, so I figured I'd lurk and give you the details.

Well it was pretty interesting. I shot RLM an E-Mail pretty late at night, like 2:30 in the morning or so. I had been up studying, but I figured I should shoot them an E-Mail since I had just been thinking about it and didn't want to forget. Well lo-and-behold, I get a message back from Mike himself, who said he would love to meet me and gave me an address, which I would later learn was his home address. The weird part about it was that I got the reply only 2 minutes after I sent the original E-Mail, almost like he was just sitting there waiting for me or something.

Anyway, when I got there it was a pretty nice house, I guess. The cool part about it was, and I don't think many fans know this, but Mike is a HUGE history buff, and I mean he is REALLY into it. Especially WWII-era German stuff. He had WWII-era German flags and photos of figures from the time hanging up all over his walls. I even noticed when I went to the bathroom and peeked into his closet (I know it was wrong of me, but I just couldn't stop myself,) that there was a WWII-era German uniform! It was so interesting. The odd part about it was that it smelled really damp and sweaty, like somebody had worn it very recently, but I figured it had just been stored improperly at some point.

>>84895209
Actually, something else interesting. Mike is SUPER religious, which is weird since he doesn't seem the type. In his closet next to that uniform, he also had a lot of long white robes, so I know for sure he wants to be a member of the clergy, or is already. He also had a huge cross laying around. I could tell it was old because it was made from wood and looked like it had been burned or something.

I wish I had more to say about our conversation, but it was actually pretty uninteresting and really unhelpful. I wanted to record our conversation but he said he couldn't. When I asked him why he said because then THEY'LL hear it, and he really emphasized that word. I asked him what he meant by that and he said "Oh you know, the ones with the," and he pointed to his nose. I still have no fucking clue what he meant. I asked him a lot of questions about the history of RLM, how they all work together, what kind of cameras and equipment they use, etc. The problem is he would keep giving me half-answers, and it kept seeming like all he wanted to talk about were crime statistics and the changing of demographics all the time. He also kept mentioning something called "The Bell Curve," I figured it must be a book or something.

me on the left

>>84893842
au na·tu·rel
ˌō ˌnaCHəˈrel/
adjective & adverb
adjective: au naturel; adverb: au naturel

with no elaborate treatment, dressing, or preparation.

>>84893713
its obscene ITS PORNOGRAPHIC!

>>84893358

Margaret

>>84893358
a film of me looking at this pic knowing ill never bang this hot negress

>>84893358
Poor Little White Boy

it's going to be such a shitshow, I can't wait

>>84893334
4 DAYS LEFT

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>>84893309
>10 weeks

Does someone want to tell him?

>>84892985
seek professional help.

Spiderman 2, Dark Knight and Winter Soldier are the ""holy genesis""

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>>84893021
>Winter soldier

>No Spiderman
>No Spiderman 2
>No Blade
>No Batman Returns
>No The Dark Knight
>No Winter Soldier
>No X-Men 2

>>84892752
It's a beautiful day yay

maybe you should steal those big feet..

fucker

Nah he was based

>>84892737
they hired MCD to play the Kingpin because it was an interesting casting choice
They cast that nigger as Finn because he was black

>>84892785
It'd be nothing but unfunny kangzposting everywhere.

>>84892278
ive herd that the 3rd movie was kinda weak tho?

havent seen it yet, but i fucking loved the first 2, and i agree, probably the best "blockbuster" series in the last years

>>84892278
Except they have to keep doing ass-pulls to explain why humans fumbled the entire conflict.

And I'm getting a little tired of Serkis' performance being hailed as "FOR YOUR OSCAR CONSIDERATION" at every fucking turn. He's an angry monkey general. Leading monkeys. He's a fucking monkey. He peaked when he played Gollum.

What kind of retard enjoys these movies?