>there are "humans" on this board that think Tarantino is a good director, and not a hack with a garbage stageplay style outside of his stylish moments ripped directly out of seventies grindhouse and blaxploitation films
>there are "humans" on this board that think that Michael Bay isn't an auteur with an influential and iconic style that perfectly suited his masterpiece Pain and Gain, one of the best satires of the 21st century
>there are "humans" on this board that are repulsed by visual style and dramatic composition and lighting and who insist on the bland lockdown flat "realism" of commercial 80s action flicks is better
>there are "humans" on this board that think that the aesthetic and emotional experience is not the most important part of going to a movie
>there are "humans" on this board that think that Ridley Scott has made a single good movie past Alien
>there are "humans" on this board that Alejandro Inarritu isn't a pretentious hack with delusions of artistry permeating genre schlock
>there are "humans" on this board that won't admit that Nevaldine-Taylor are some of the sharpest and most talented action directors of this century
>there are "humans" on this board that accept the cancer of literal television-directors degrading aesthetic invention with their mediocre directing in major blockbusters and mid-range wide-release films
>there are "humans" on this board that haven't seen The Conformist, or any of Bertolucci's filmography
>there are "humans" on this board that dismiss genuine awe and sincerity in filmmakers like Mel Gibson as "corny" or "contrived"
>there are "humans" on this board that dismiss the use of CGI and don't accept that it's a cinematic tool like so many others and that implementation is what matters
>there are "humans" on this board that think that shooting on digital inherently makes a film look bad and that shooting on film inherently makes a film look good, regardless of compositional technique
bigguy4u
this is now a doggo thread
>there are "humans" on this board that think Citizen Kane is Orson Welles' best movie
>there are "humans" on this board that don't realize that the television directors of today's focus on plot and dialogue over the communication of emotion and narrative through images is literally destroying cinema
>there are "humans" on this board that think that Damien Chazelle is anything more than a television-tier hack who steals ideas from much better sources and is only praised at all because he's slightly better than your run of the mill indie film school graduate
>there are "humans" on this board that still take the word of internet shill "critics" who profligate the latest and greatest big budget comic book schlock in a console wars mudslinging contest when their cinematic experience amounts to today's television movies and 80s action and horror
>there are "humans" on this board that reject the dramatic use of color, dramatic angling, lighting and varied levels of focus in preference to the slick 80s "everything is flat, everything is focused, everything's lit like a stage play" commercialism style
>there are "humans" on this board that think that James Cameron is anything other than the human quarter pounder of filmmaking
>there are "humans" on this board that haven't seen a Wong Kar Wai film
>there are "humans" on this board that haven't seen a Samuel Fuller film
>there are "humans" on this board that think "Style over substance" is a valid criticism in an aesthetic medium
>there are "humans" on this board that don't recognize Steven Spielberg as one of the great prolific American filmmakers
>there are "humans" on this board that think that Kubrick was the be-all and end-all of "great filmmakers"
Anyone else excited for this obvious masterpiece to come out? I'm gonna see it at LEAST ten times. Probably more.
i better see :ok-hand: a lot
>>84926804
Why do not 4chan allow emojis?
>>84926937
you can in filenames
what are some good jesus kinos?
I've already seen Passion of the Christ and Last Temptation of Christ
>>84926778
Cool Hand Luke
>>84926778
The Passion of the Last Temptation
>>84926778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVlf7OiiTJE
All my favorite comedians die young.
>Bernie Mac
>Hedberg
>Giraldo
>Patrice
I'm going to start following Amy Schumer.
Why couldnt Louie CK or Bill Burr have died in his place. Instead Patrice is dead and OnA is finished and almost every good comedian from back in the day has cucked out
>>84927068
Louis CK and Burr are great, too.
Thoughts on this /autistkino/
>>84926528
The romance seems totally forced and hamfisted from the trailers. Is that the case?
>>84926564
there is no romance
>>84926564
Yes
>Hey, Beavis.
>What?
>You're a big guy.
>For you.
>Hehehehehehahahehehe
>Hehhehehuhugah
>>84926370
/tv/ before the internet
BANEPOSTING
IS FINALLY DEAD
LONG LIVE
BANEPOSTING
>>84926442
Baneposting will live on another five years.
hey anon
whats happening ?
>>84926342
if you could go ahead and check these numbers, that'd be great mkay?
Im gonna go ahead and have you come in on Saturday and check these digits
Just eating pusy
Is this the worst 'Best Drama' field of all time?
>>84925990
Stranger Things is a drama?
HoC, Westworld, and Better Call Saul deserve it by the way.
where the fuck is Fargo?
>>84927002
Different category.
We write and cast the Mortal Kombat reboot
>>84925576
A whole bunch of PoC and women, some story line involving white people being evil and tones of anti-christianity.
Scorpion
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUNx5_UBbI
>>84925617
Greenlight it!
What was marvel thinking
>>84925516
Gen z kid here. When i was in high school the jock kids were usually the nicest people. It was always the short insecure kids that actually bullied people. I`m assuming the writers are aware of this change. Social structures of high school have changed grandpa.
>>84927098
>short people
>bully
Pick one. The only thing they can do is bully 1st graders. Falseflagging manlet
>>84925516
Well to be fair, it's hard to top Jello.
Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet!
CAPTAIN,
JEAN LUC PICARD,
OF THE USS,
ENTERPRISE
>>84925452
Engage.
COME CHEER UP ME LADS TIS TO GLORY WE STEER
What exactly did Uncle Ben mean by this?
>this is actually in the film
wtf raimi?
>>84925201
he wanted peter to paint the fucking kitchen
>PETER!
>WHITE POWER YOU FUCKING TWINK!
JESUS CHRIST RAIMI WTF!
Who are your favourite TV presenters?
>>84925158
Dutch news presenter. I stopped watching it because its full of propaganda, but still the women are neat.
>>84925158
What does she present...besides erections?
>>84925701
Beats me
Is this the most quotable movie of all time?
for you
It ages like wine considering the sjw the internet has bred over the past few years since it's release.
>>84924912
Yes..
NAAAAAAAAHHHHHHT
ITT: Post absolute kino
This entire post stinks of /v/
>le everyone underestimates my potential man
Dropped
Good movie. Not kino.