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>>84991558
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Extended versions for 1 and 2 are a must watch

My fav are 3 5 6 7.1. in no order. I love 1 2 4 7.2 as well

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Well, that's understandable. People want "safe". They want "comfy". They want "familiar". That's why they'll purchase blu-rays of films based on one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

he's based

He's being cool, giving you entertainment and you do something nasty; you're a jerk!

Because he pulls it off better than anyone younger.

>>84991386
Thats the whole point. Thats what probably got him infected.

>>84991386
It also bothers me that during the blood test scene Mac doesn't wear gloves when he picks up the petri dish

>>84991386
There's also the whole not speaking Norwegian thing, I mean come on John Carpenter like we're supposed to believe that they don't speak fluent Norwegian

It's the role he was born to play.

>>84991380
>Never Had A Friend Like Me will be a shitty rap
>it's not even going to be one of the catchy ones like MIB or WWW, it'll be more like MIB 2

Fuck this Earth. I WANT OUT

Tom Hardy as Jafar is quite frankly genius,

>>84991368
I think you should ask reddit

>>84991368
Don't the army themselves recommend keeping in touch with family and friends during training to stop yourself getting so down about being away from home. If you don't want to I understand that but I figured it was a bad idea and the army recommends not doing that.

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>>84991433
of course, first post mentions reddit.

if reddit is the first thing you think of then go ask the mods to unban you from your favorite sub or just make another account and try redeeming yourself so you can be back where you belong.

disney made Maleficient work, even thought I didn't see it
but isn't Doom pure evil? he has no redeeming qualities besides world domination, so no

>>84991339
Doom is too much of a badass. Also, don't ruin a good guy with a capeshit production.

>>84992085
Doom is not evil. He's just an arrogant, powerful asshole. The nation he rules is the least corrupt in the entire marvel universe, and all of his subjects, even the poorest of the poor, love him. And he doesn't even have to lie to them or use propaganda like the Norks.

RUM
HAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP864oBWxeM

A DIRTY HOEEEER

Open sesame

>>84991142
every scene of every episode prior to season 4

>>84991107
I dunno, but apparently it was in the book

It was kino. Go on /r/conspiracy or whatever subreddit you browse if you want an answer from your peers.

>>84991170
>hairy Indians going ballsdeep in eachothers assholes for an extended period of time is kino

Stop being a faggot

>>84990957
He's never made a bad film.

>>84990957
Because he didn't poo in the loo.

>>84990957
Signs was his only decent movie, the end may be dumb and shiet but it's a really entertaining and spooky movie to watch and it's filled with signs that give us another story with the one on the surface.

>>84990839
gotcha fa.m :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgE4_wDhY0I

>>84991715
Seen it. Lmao

>>84991715
Fucking got me you nigger

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>>84990766
>Inb4 IDF shit up the thread

I like it, the guy is charismatic as fuck. He could play a good young Han.

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>>84991012
>Good
>Obliterating production thanks to his shit acting
>Also a kike

I'd fuck her?

>>84990678
Perfect size of tits. Not small, but not so big they start to sag

>>84990908
>not small

>>84990563
>DuVernay
kek, Why can't Americans write surnames in a non retarded way?

WE

>>84990563
Well that MLK film was a by the numbers film. She's also a typical black regressive political activist.

>>84990359
I feel really bad for the type of dopey homo who's inner life is so void they have opinions about comic book movies

>>84990442
I'm not even gay. what the fuck is your problem?

This batma made the old batman loose all of his credibility